r/HairyCurvy! Welcome to the jungle — they've got fun and downy dames! Seriously, though, am I fucking missing something? You fuckers know I'm open-minded, and I've got nothing against chicks with hairy pussies. But goddamn, the thots in this subreddit take it to a whole new level of loving their locks! Did that stop me from checking it out for myself? Fuck no! It wasn't that long ago when I discovered that there's a shit load of ladies out there who celebrate their natural bodies, meaning they don't believe in shaving anything — and I mean anything!
This community of cumsluts is even more specific than some of the other subreddits with hairy, horny girls. r/HairyCurvy is just what it sounds like; it's a group that's filled with thick chicks who look like they haven't touched a razor in fucking years! When I checked it out, this page had over 248,000 members, which tells me that there's a good chance some of you masturbating motherfuckers are active members. Hell, maybe you're starting to get into the whole hairy pussy and hairy ass thing.
I've seen it a hell of a lot more lately, and I'm not sure what all the hype is about, but fuck it — we're doing this shit. And when your dick has a mind of its own like mine does, you don't ask questions. After all, pussy is pussy, and I haven't busted a nut since last night around 10 pm after some bimbo rode my boner until I blasted all over her big tits. She wasn't as skinny as the sluts I'm used to dicking down, and come to think of it, she was rocking somewhat of a furburger down there like the girls in r/HairyCurvy.
Maybe that's why my fat cock was so fucking fascinated with this page. Now I'm back here to report that although it's different from my usual dick-stroking on good ol' Reddit, it's not the type of furry fap that I thought would make me stop stroking, leading me to start questioning my standards. Sure, you'll have some chicks that don't shave a goddamn thing. Those are the ones you'll see with armpit hair, hairy ass-cracks, and bushes so big that you wouldn't want to fuck them unless you want carpet-burn cock for a fucking week.
But that's not the only type of titillating tail you'll see here. I stuck around for the group of girls who had the forest front patch going on. Hell, it's retro; some would say that shit's coming back. Plus, I've never been a guy who shies away from curvy chicks. Do I like skinnier sluts with a perky set of tits? That's my fucking weakness. However, curvy girls usually have a little bit more to hold onto — a little cushion for the pushin' that you don't always get with the athletic-built mattress actresses.
Then there's the fact that curvy bodies are usually juicy with big natural knockers, and don't get me started on big girl booty — I'll jizz my pants just fucking thinking about it! So, although it's not usually a territory I stick around to stroke with, I know there are a lot of you fappers who like chicks with just as much hair as you. Some of them will have you beat with the hair on their legs being so thick it looks like your grandpa's chest hair on their thick thighs. But it's not always that extreme — like I said, sometimes it's just a hair-covered cooter, which has never bothered me.
That said, I'll make sure you fuckers know all about what you're getting into with this Reddit page. If one thing's for damn sure, Reddit is going to give you gooners very specific kinks and fetishes in a community of like-minded people and nasty nymphos ready to cater to your cock's desires. So, if your meat gets as solid as a diamond in December when you see a chick's woolly muff, you'll want to see what I have to say about r/HairyCurvy!
Reddit is notorious for naughty nymphos
We all know Reddit has a raunchy reputation on the NSFW side of the platform. Subreddits like r/HairyCurvy are no different. This one, in particular, is filled with naughty nymphos who post photos and videos celebrating their lusty locks and showing off their curvy bodies. Whether they're just craving attention or promoting an exclusive site, you'll see all sorts of posts daily.
It's clear that these cumsluts know that the 248,000 members are sick-ass strokers and are desperate for these dirty divas to give them attention. I'll get more into this later, but one thing to immediately note about these thots is that they're primarily promoting their amateur porn. Reddit is a go-to platform for girls to turn followers into subscribers, especially since Reddit is known for being a famous, freaky forum and social media hybrid with one of the best mobile apps on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store.
As long as posters are following group rules, admins will allow models and verified users to post their content, especially if it's a sexy sampling that's worth the wank so everyone can enjoy themselves. There are pros and cons to this; sometimes it can seem a little spammy to some strokers, but some of you fappers don't give a shit as long as you get to see a curvy chick's furry muff and fat titties.
A subreddit for curvy cumsluts with hairy pits, asses, and pussies
Speaking of hairy snatches and fun bags, r/HairyCurvy is filled with endless exclusive content samples from amateur creators. But sometimes, you'll get lucky and see a lusty lady who's a natural nudist for the hell of it, showing her hairy pits with angles so goddamn clear you can see the sweat dripping. Some of my favorite uploads are the hairy assholes — talk about something I thought I'd never fucking admit. Hey, I'm an ass man; I ain't one to discriminate!
Even you fuckers who are used to perfectly shaven pussies would blow your load at some of these chicks slowly pulling down their shorts, revealing those fuzzy, fat ass cheeks! Another thing I like to see are those captions that tease cock-jerkers with statements like "Don't mind the hair; dive right in!" In the photo I saw with that flirty line, I saw a nerdy-looking nympho with colored hair, a pale, curvy body, and a hairy cunt that any dude with a working dick would want to bury his boner inside of.
And right under that, I saw a chick who said, "Women like me shouldn't have to wear clothes, in my humble opinion." The videos showed her taking off a tight cotton dress, exposing her massive milkers and another sexy full bush covering her slit. Sometimes, hair down there makes seeing a muff even more magical; it's almost mysterious — in a natural, hedonistic kind of way. I don't want to spoil all the sexy surprises for you wankers. Before I bust another nut thinking about all the shit you'll see here, here are some of the cons and rules that you should be aware of!
Rules and cons of r/HairyCurvy
I'll assume you fuckers have visited a subreddit with smut. But for those of you who haven't, this page follows similar rules to many other porn pages you'll see here on Reddit. The most important rules are simple: be respectful, no fucking spamming, don't impersonate another bitch, no clickbait or spammy titles in your posts — the obvious shit. You also have to be verified to post, body hair must be visible, and you've got to have enough juice and junk in the trunk to be considered 'hairy and curvy' here.
As for the cons, the first one comes from rule seven, which says, "No penetration, hardcore posts, or excessive bodily fluids." I don't like that shit one goddamn bit. As hot as these curvy hairy goddesses are, seeing these sluts post nude photos and videos can get a little repetitive when it'd be better to see them boning. I know I'm not the only one who thinks that, either. With that in mind, you'll also notice a slew of sluts here that are only focused on gaining OnlyFans or Fansly subscribers.
There's nothing wrong with porn promo, but what the fuck happened to horny chicks just posting for the hell of it? This seems like a subreddit that would have more free-spirit types. You can tell by their lack of standard hygiene practices that they damn sure don't give a fuck what any motherfucker thinks about them. It'd be nice to see them expressing that shit in more of an "I just post because it makes my hairy slit slick when I see guys gooning over me" type of way.
Join r/HairyCurvy for more!
r/HairyCurvy is a must-join for any fucker whose dick does a happy dance at the sight of curvy babes rocking juicy jugs and fuzzy fannies.
With over 248,000 members jerking it to these natural nymphos, this subreddit's a throbbing testament to the appeal of thick thighs and untamed muffs. Who would've thought I'd be a fan of these thots? I'm usually a smooth, puffy pussy fan. But after seeing these chicks rocking the retro look, I might have to stumble upon more baddies with bristly beavers!
Sure, the no-hardcore rule and the occasional OnlyFans and Fansly spam might make your boner sigh. But when you're wading through a jungle of sascrotches and shaggy shitholes, it's like a treasure hunt where the gold's worth the bushwhacking. Dive dick-first into r/HairyCurvy, you curious cock-jerkers, and let these hairy, curvy queens take you on a retro romp that'll leave your pants sticky and your mind wondering why the hell you've been missing out on this bush league of baddies all along!
