Not my first goddamn rodeo with hairy Japanese cunts! When you dive into Japanese porn, you're already in all kinds of freaky shit like piss, puke, ropes, schoolgirls, so a thick pussy bush barely registers on the shock scale. Hairy cunts are just standard equipment over there. These Japanese sluts show up with crotches like untrimmed fuck jungles whether it’s labeled fetish or not.
Anyways, I want to take this hairyav.com shit nice and slow. I want to see how it differs from its competition and if the shit is dirty enough to please my refined senses. Onwards with the details.
100% uncensored
Soon as I loaded the damn site, I mean literally, seconds in, my cock spotted the 100% uncensored note. Thank fuck for that. I was fucking worried. I know that Japanese porn is mostly censored, and if hairyav.com tried that shit, the whole hairy cunt fantasy would be dead on arrival. Luckily, the motherfuckers running hairyav.com know better. Whew!
Another damn thing I spot right away - "We upload up to 5 videos to each site every day! New hairy videos daily!". Yeah, yeah, I just straight-up copied that shit from hairyav.com like the lazy motherfucker I am, but you’re here for the dirty truth, not to babysit my word count. Ain’t like you pay my ass, so shut the fuck up!
That sentence tells you a shitload. First of all, hairyav.com says 5 videos to EACH site every day. That shit means that hairyav.com is not alone. This dickhead of a site belongs to a porn network, and that means bonus content for you fucks! Also, whenever a paysite does daily uploads, it increases its value, big time. You will have something new to wank off to every day. Big news! So far, so damn good. Let's move on.
Around 500 videos in total
I don't want to rush to conclusions. So far, hairyav.com holds around 500 videos. 507 to be exact, but if the site does daily updates as it claims, the number gonna get bigger soon enough. Maybe the network it belongs to does daily updates, but as I've said, let's take it nice and slow.
The latest update goes on for about 26 minutes. That running time is more than decent. It’s HD, so your dick won’t be squinting, and it stars some Koyuki Ono bitch. Now, last time I saw one of those Ono cunts, her ass looked like a sad sack of saggy shit. No offense, but seriously, Yoko, imagine holding that shit up, huh? Imagine all the people out there with decent asses, yuhuuu! If you don’t get the joke, you’re too dumb to be here, so fuck off.
The shit you get as a free visitor
I half expected for hairyav.com to just slap me with a paywall, with no explanations. I don't know why, but it has happened to me more than once. This time, hairyav.com is kind enough to take me straight to the info page. It gives me the video description, the video's rating, and a list of tags. In this case, some of the tags are blowjob, ass licking, finger fuck, hairy, hardcore, and missionary. Sounds good, if you ask me.
When it comes to the top-rated video on hairyav.com, it's actually a threesome featuring two dudes and this Maria Ozawa babe. She fucks her cunt with a dildo in front of the guys, and naturally, they stuff her holes with manmeat. Also, I don't have to explain that the pussy is hairy. Not a full bush, to be honest, but it's fetish porn, including creampies and stockings this time. Nothing to complain about really.
hairyav.com belongs to the JAVHD porn network
I know it's way too early in this review to talk about the prices, but it's not like I give a fuck about the rules. I absolutely want you to understand that hairyav.com is not a standalone website.
It belongs to JAVHD porn network that holds over 13K videos in total. It has 17 niche websites under its hood, and you fucking know it means an absolute pile of superb HD Japanese porn with a fetish twist.
They got a trial deal for a buck. Just one lousy fucking dollar. It unlocks the whole goddamn site for three days, but don’t get your dick wet thinking you’re unlocking the whole damn network. These motherfuckers keep their lips sealed tight and don’t spill much shit. There’s gotta be a catch. Probably no downloads, or some bullshit streaming limits. Something to keep your balls twitchin’. Still, you get to feel the site’s heartbeat, and that’s always a good fucking start.
Now, the monthly plan rings up at $39.99. Used to be $49.99 before the discount, so yeah, that shit ain’t cheap. It’s on the expensive side, but I guess it's justified since you do gain access to a whole network with over 13K videos, 330K pictures, over 3.3K models, and over 29tb of content. Maybe that steep ass price kinda makes sense after all.
The three-month plan will cost your ass $29.99 a month, and yeah, that shit’s on discount right now too. Then you got the annual plan. That motherfucker goes for $12.99 a month, and it’s the cheapest fuckin’ deal you’ll get. Always been that way, and probably always will. My advice is you stop being a dumb cunt! Grab that $1 trial first to test the waters, then slam down for the annual plan. That’s the smartest shit you can do.
Back to hairyav.com's smut videos
Yeah, I'm back on the site's homepage. I want to tell you about the site's most viewed videos. It's another hairy fetish video, with another lingerie twist. It's a scene featuring Miku Ohashi, her hairy cunt, and a big dick. In Japanese porn, you can't exactly find huge dicks, at least not that easy, but this one's pretty damn decent. Just saying. The slut takes it hard and raw in all positions, and it all ends with a juicy creampie. A proper fetish Japanese video in 4K.
All the content you get here on hairyav.com is high-end and exclusive, but as you know, it's not all you get. Yeah, I’m bored out of my mind spouting this network bullshit, but what the fuck else can I say about a site with just 500 videos? There’s only so much dirty talk before I want to blow my dick off. Zip it, and let me fill you in on the bonus sites that come with this shit.
The biggest bonus site AVTits with around 700 scenes in total. I think that the name pretty much says it all. As a member of hairyav.com you also unlock gangav.com with around 500 scenes in total. You get avanal.com with 75 videos in total. It goes on and fucking on. What matter is that you probably won't need another Japanese porn website for the rest of your life when you pay for hairyav.com, and that's a huge goddamn deal.
Final thoughts
Fuck, some cheap cunts still bitch about paying for porn like it’s some kinda charity gig. Newsflash, dipshits! Good porn ain’t free, and you’re not getting these hairy, fucked-up Japanese fetish gems from your broke basement internet. Also, yeah, I know not every dick out there loves hairy cunts crawling with pubes like a damn forest fire. Some of you prissy motherfuckers want their pussy slicker than a greased-up snatch, and that’s fine. Go suck some lube.
Hairyav.com is a goddamn beast. Ok, not really, but that xxx network is. The site itself packs over 500 HD videos, updates every damn day like a horny machine, and is part of a filthy network with over 13,000 videos and enough pics to wallpaper your sad little wank room. It gives you hardcore scenes, hairy pussies, creampies, stockings, and who knows what else. It's raw and real fetish shit, just the way you fucks like it.
The site’s not a sneaky bitch either. They let you test-drive that shit for a dollar before you commit your soul. Yeah, the monthly price isn’t cheap, but what the fuck do you expect? Free blowjobs? You get access to a mountain of exclusive content, tight Japanese sluts taking dick in every possible hole, and quality so crisp your eyeballs will cream themselves.
Goddamn, quit your bitching about prices and pubes, grab that trial, and get your dick wet with the nastiest, hairiest, goddamn best Japanese fetish porn on the fucking planet! Your cock deserves a fuckin’ medal for surviving anything less!
