I don’t even need to fire up lovehairy.com to know this bitch is dripping with hairy cunts. That’s fine by me. Ain’t nothing wrong with a thick bush, especially when it’s glazed in cum and looking like some cheesy ramen tangled in fuck juice. Hell yeah!
Now let’s see what the fuck this site is packing. You know, whether it's hardcore enough to give ME boners, or it's some softcore shit for you betas. In any case, let the review begin!
Hot Unshaved Nudes
I can tell right away that the motherfuckers running lovehairy.com understand the importance of a good design. I don't exactly get greeted with hardcore pussy pounding, but the pictures are hot nevertheless.
The upper portion of the homepage shows a slideshow of nudies and, sure, the stars of the pics are shaggy pussies. It's all erotic, sophisticated and nude at the same time. It has enough class to not look like total street trash. You’ll catch the occasional toe too, if you're into foot freak shit.
The menu up top shows these hairy sluts come in both image and video form. Thank the motherfucking porn gods! I seriously thought this was gonna be a pics-only dump, which would’ve been a soft little dick punch. I would choose moving videos over still images any time, day or night, so yeah, that's another thing I dig about lovehairy.com. So far, it's all looking damn fine. Let's dig deeper.
Checking out the Updates stash
I’m gonna take this filthy shit nice and slow, balls hanging and all. First thing you need to know about lovehairy.com is that these motherfuckers are actually pretty goddamn transparent for a paysite. You’re not getting face-fucked by a paywall every goddamn second. Nah, the site lets you creep in, sniff around, and see the goods before dropping cash. It shows you all the juicy details. Enough to figure out if you’re down to commit or just rub one out and bounce. Fair fucking game if you ask me.
So I decide to check the latest update. Shit got dropped on the site just yesterday. Fresh as fuck. It’s a picture gallery, and the star of the show is some tight little Asian slut named Djessy. Yeah, Djessy. Sounds like one of those Chinese chicks who picked a Western name after watching one too many soap operas. You ask her what her name is, and with that thick accent she blurts out “Djessy”, and now you’re stuck trying to figure out if she said Jessie, Jazzy, or just sneezed mid-sentence.
I fucking dig the fancy gallery description. It says, “Vivacious and uninhibited, she’s simply adorable.” and I’m like, what the fuck is vivacious? Sounds like some shit you’d say when you’re trying not to admit your dick’s hard. I don’t think I’ve ever used that word in my life unless I was pretending to be classy while jerking it. It’s all written in this prissy, elegant tone, so yeah, I doubt the fuckers at lovehairy.com are gonna be thrilled with my review. Boo-fucking-hoo. Vivacious my ass! Just say the cunt’s wet and ready.
Anyway, jokes aside, I gotta say I fucking love how lovehairy.com lays out the details. I already know this gallery’s packing 115 pics, shot by some dude named Egon Schneider, and they slap on the rating and the tag list like real pros. Tags include Asian, hairy pussy, upskirt, doggy style, indoors, striptease, and curly hair. Curly hair, huh? On her head or her goddamn cunt? Either way, sounds like I’m about to dive into a fuckin’ jungle. Moving the fuck on.
I knew MetArt had something to do with this
Not my first time writing. You know that. The moment I loaded lovehairy.com it all looked fucking familiar. I've read somewhere on the site that lovehairy.com features MetArt network's models, and yeah, now it all makes sense.
That's why everything is so posh and elegant. Just so you know, MetArt is a famous and award-winning joint that is so fucking famous that I even I have mad respect for it, even though it's not hardcore. Yeah, the models featured on lovehairy.com are beautiful, natural, and they know what they are doing.
Here I am, still eyeballing that Updates stash like a horny fuck, and what can I say? Every single one of these sluts has a thick hairy cunt. Like Mother Nature squatted and queefed out a porn site. The girls come in all shapes and sizes, but let’s not pretend this is some United Nations of pussy. It’s mostly white chicks, with real tits that jiggle, not some fake balloon tits pumped full of silicone and lies.
They’re rocking sexy lingerie sometimes, and other times they’re just barefoot, pussy out, tits hanging like they don't give a motherfuck. Honestly, they all look like real women. Normal lips and proportional bodies.
These are just fine bitches who probably smell like pussy and flower shampoo. That’s always been lovehairy.com and MetArt’s vibe, natural, soft-focus goddesses either naked or floating around in some see-through dress in a goddamn meadow full of dandelions like they’re about to fuck a faun. Take it or leave it.
Looks like a stand-alone website
Lovehairy.com doesn’t say jackshit about any bonus crap on the Join page. That’s cool. I want to deal with the prices right now and then I'll go back to the homepage and shit.
The price of the monthly plan is $39.99, but this is the non-recurring option. If you want the standard monthly plan that rebills monthly, you'll have to pay $29.99. The price of the yearly subscription is $8.33/month. As you already know, the longer the plan, the better the price.
You unlock photo galleries and videos, and a site that does daily updates. Yeah, I've checked the dates on lovehairy.com and they ain't lying. They do daily updates. You also get 4k, 1080p and 720p videos that are compatible with all devices.
On top of that, lovehairy.com comes with 24/7 customer support. Safe billing, discreet as fuck, and the downloads are fast as hell. That shit matters, ‘cause you can stash the vids and beat your meat offline like it’s 2005. Solid fucking deal.
199 videos so far
Right now, lovehairy.com holds 199 videos sharp. If you go with the Detailed View option, you'll see the names of the directors for each movie, running time, rating, the name of the model, and so on. Very fucking polished.
The video lengths are all over the fucking place. Some are quickies at like 8 minutes, others drag their hairy tease out to over 30 minutes. Yeah, I’m bitching a little ‘cause I wish there was more raw cunt-slamming going on, but fuck it. That’s just my dick talking. Don’t mind this horny motherfucker.
You have another drop-down menu at the top of the Videos stash where you can choose between the latest, top-rated, most viewed, most favorited and 4K videos. Neat shit. For your information, the top-rated video on lovehairy.com right now is a solo show titled Viksi or something like that. It's a crisp solo show run by a blonde chick with small tits and a shaved cunt, so yeah, not exactly hairy, but people love it anyways.
The joint lets you download, or better said, buy individual flicks. Below the trailer, you have the Own It Now option. In this Viksi case, you have three options - 720p SD $3.99, 1080p HD $4.99, and 4K UHD $5.99. I want you to know that these individual purchases might end up costing more than VIP plans if you don't control your dick, but it's also a neat way to test the waters.
Bottom line
Look, I’m not some motherfucker who jerks off to soft kisses and flowery moans. I need cunt-pounding and gagging on dick. Softcore usually ain’t my thing. Still, lovehairy.com earns its fucking stripes. It’s classy without being fake, and the chicks are natural as fuck. The models are just real women with hairy pussies, posing and teasing like your neighbor’s wife who doesn’t know the curtains are see-through.
You’re paying for premium, but you get daily goddamn updates, blazing-fast downloads, full-HD and 4K pussy on demand, and a layout that actually respects your time. The whole thing’s polished like a pornstar’s asshole on set, with detailed tags, director info, ratings...you know exactly what kind of cunt buffet you’re about to devour. Also, you can even buy single flicks if commitment scares your dick.
So no, it ain’t hardcore, but if you want high-quality hairy content that treats your dick like royalty, this shit’s worth every filthy penny. It's one of the best websites of this kind on the web, so give it a go.
