It should come as no surprise that there's a lot of people all over this planet who regularly lap up my work and find themselves deeply curious about how a man like me manages to live such a wildly porn-fuelled lifestyle that can see me waking up and reviewing the latest XXX websites over my morning coffee before spending the afternoon afternoons working hard in the casting studio and interviewing some of the wildest porn starlets on earth, often while using my dick like a microphone.
‘’Man, what a lifestyle, BongVi!’’ they often say, ‘’But don't you get burned out after a while when living such a lifestyle?’’ Hey, I'm no superhuman although plenty of the women I’ve left with their legs shaking, drenched in their own love juices, and wondering what their own fucking name is will probably tell you different. Like everyone else, I need something to take the edge off, so to speak.
And what better way to do that then by sauntering on down to a qualified masseuse chick who can give me a rub down that my overworked body needs after putting in so much service to my fellow porn fans around the world? However, when it comes to the type of erotic massage I crave, it's safe to say there's a specific one that always tends to stand out from the crowd more than most.
I'm talking, of course, about the kind of erotic massage that features copious amounts of massage oil thrown into the mix that's enough to make a particular country start to stroke their chin and consider invading the massage parlor! Actually, that's exactly the kind of kinky massage that some studios have decided to base their entire niche around in recent years, and as I kick off this review of Slipperymassage.com, you're about to meet one of them!
What is Slipperymassage.com?
Slipperymassage.com definitely isn't pulling any punches with the name that it's chosen for itself because this is the kind of premium XXX studio that adores the glorious aesthetics of a pair of bodies literally drenched from head to toe in oil and indulging in an immensely sensual Nuru massage, often followed by some of the most intense happy ending sex you've ever seen before!
Now, if you're keen to slip and slide into this site and get full access to all of its oiled up Nuru massage porn, you'll have to pay a subscription every month. So, how much is it? Well, a standard membership that bills every month will cost you $30, but you can get it for much cheaper if you sign up for block memberships of three to six months. Oh, and a membership to Slipperymassage.com generally gets your network wide access to the other XXX studios under the ExtremeMoviePass umbrella.
What’s the Massage Porn Like on Slipperymassage.com?
Alright, I hope you're ready to get fucking drenched in oil here because it's now high time to jump into some of the featured scenes on Slipperymassage.com to find out whether it's a premium Nuru massage porn site that is worth paying for!
Skinny 18+ Teen Gets an Anal Massage - This slim and fuckable brunette had never even considered accommodating the idea of getting fucked up the ass before this scene. Still, something about the whole sensual nature of an oiled-up Nuru massage hit her soul, and she found herself becoming truly overwhelmed with lust as she glided her naked 18-year-old body over this nude man’s back. When she flipped him over to do his front and saw the throbbing fuck rod between his legs, one thing later to another and she soon found herself impaling her pussy on that fuck rod and riding him like a woman possessed. When this audacious dude decided to slip a finger into her tight asshole, it triggered an anal session unlike any other and watching the aesthetics of an oil-soaked ass getting drilled bareback is something you will find yourself replaying again and again.
Pregnant Massage Bitch Gets Slippery - And as a prime example of just how diverse the content on Slipperymassage.com can get, you have this taboo Nuru massage being performed by a pregnant chick who has a literal set of mommy milkers on her chest that will take your breath away. If you think that she looked hot enough as it was then just wait until you see the moment that she drenches herself from head to toe in oil and starts toying with her wet cunt until her pregnant body is thrown into an orgasm that has her eyes rolling to the back of her head and her pussy crying tears of sexual joy.
A Lesbian Nuru Massage - Alright, so you've seen what happens in the boy-girl sessions of this Nuru massage studio and witnessed the glorious sight of solo pregnant chicks making themselves cum, but now it's time to see what happens when two chicks get together for some oiled up fun. Seriously, this is a downright glorious scene on Slipperymassage.com because watching these two smoking hot bitches grind each other's oiled up bodies into one another is a site that never gets told. And it doesn't end there, either, because they soon slide into a scissoring session that has both of their meaty pussies cumming all over each other at the same time and the glorious sounds of their orgasmic moans will be something your horny ass will never forget!
Design of the Site
Slipperymassage.com begins with a logo that looks slightly outdated and feels as though it hasn't had an upgrade for a number of years at this point. After this comes the main menu, which will take you to everything from the homepage and photosets to the latest scenes that have been added to the site and a portfolio of the models who are starring in their work.
Below this, the homepage begins with a nicely designed hero section showcasing a collage of gorgeous imagery from some of the scenes on Slipperymassage.com, and this comes complete with a small text box introducing you to the whole concept of the site as well as the amount of content you can expect from the collection overall.
You'll then see what looks like a classic section of a porn tube site that displays the lasest videos to have been added to the site via horizontal sets of four thumbnails that all come with a title, the name of the model starring within, a duration ticker, upload date, view count, and the overall user rating it's been given.
Then, the format of Slipperymassage.com changes slightly because it then displays page-wide insights into some of the most recommended scenes that the site wants you to see. Each one comes with a massive selection of screenshots from the scene that are gorgeous examples of the smut within.
And as you get to the lower half of the homepage, you will see everything from an insight into the XXX model portfolio that this site has to offer, the other websites on the broader network you'll get access to if you sign up as a member, the latest image galleries, and upcoming content that the site has planned.
What I Like Most About it
Over the years, I've reviewed a fuck tonne of erotic massage porn sites and, all too often, you find that the niche of the site tends to get a little bit boring after a while and all of the scenes started to look the same. Thankfully, this is something you won't find in Slipperymassage.com because this is a classically European porn studio who knows how to keep their fans on their toes by dropping a range of different kinkiness into their work such as pregnant massage sluts, girl on girl, and a shit load of hardcore anal sex.
Slipperymassage.com is also a site that likes to give you as much value for money as it possibly can and this can be seen in the fact that if you sign up for a membership to the site you'll get network wide access to all of the other XXX sites under its umbrella which makes the monthly subscription fee a little bit easier to swallow.
It's a brave new world, and it's no secret that many adult businesses struggle to find a bank that provides a stress-free experience. That's why I was glad to see that Slipperymassage.com offers people the chance to pay for a membership using cryptocurrency as well as your standard fiat currency options.
What I Don’t Like
Firstly, let me say that the issue I'm about to bring up isn't as bad as it is on some other premium XXX sites because Slipperymassage.com does at least give you some impressive insight into its scenes via some eye-catching screenshots that form some gorgeous forms of erotic massage porn photography. However, when it comes to the sordid sounds of its pornos, you won't get an idea of it until you sign up as a member because there's nothing in the way of free trailers or even a studio trailer in place here.
Suggestions I Have for Slipperymassage.com
Look, there's a lot of content on Slipperymassage.com, and adding individual trailers for each scene will be a monumental task at that stage. So, my suggestion for the site is to create a studio-wide trailer that pulls in snapshots of some of the most popular scenes into one fast-paced trailer, which is placed at the very top of the site. In doing so, this will give potential members a meaty idea of the kind of quality of Nuru massage porn they can expect to be greeted with if they sign up as a member.
Conclusion
While it does have the same ol’ lack of a studio trailer problem that a lot of other premium porn sites have,
Slipperymassage.com is definitely the kind of premium Nuru massage site that brings you the type of glorious diversity and kinkiness that will keep you on your toes, not to mention offering some serious value for money by giving you network wide access to a fuck tonne of other porn sites at the same time!
