All right, I’ll admit it. I wasn’t expecting this. It’s damn good. It’s better than I thought. Massaging gifs? Well, they’re not gifs anymore. We quietly replaced them with webms, so they’re just massaging videos, in brief. But still, I didn’t expect to be this hard. I don’t really think of sex when I think of massages. I’m getting on in years. My old age is betraying me. When I think of massages, I think of back pain. I sit in a chair when I write these reviews. I’m not speaking them on the fly into a fucking voice recorder. Count all the reviews I’ve done. Do the math. Shit’s not very cash. My back is fucked. I could use a massage. I am going to die of old age long before I turn 50.
All that being said, I’m a pervert at heart. If I had to choose between a proper chiropractic, or a soft cock adjustment, I’d take the latter every time. An unexplored life is not worth living. So what if I can’t quite stand up straight anymore? My cock can. And that’s all that matters. Which brings me all the way back to Redgifs Massage. I’m just gonna call it that, plain and simple. You get it, it’s practically a search query. It catches tags from Reddit and similar places, aggregating all the massage related NSFW content from the web. It’s a fantastic way to fap.
Cocks and Titties Getting Rubbed
Redgifs Massage is smooth. Very smooth. I’m seeing all kinds of oiled up bodies getting rubbed slowly, gently, but firmly, satisfying my every need for an aesthetic romp through some high quality smut. I worship the bodies on this site. It should be clear that there are roughly two distinct types of massages on Redgifs Massage. There are female bodies and male bodies. Who is giving the actual massage is completely irrelevant, though if you’re trying to avoid cocks at all cost, yes, I can confirm, there are a lot of lesbian massages going on.
There’s no division. You can’t filter them apart. I mean, you can try with extra tags, but for the most part it’s best to just leave this subsection as is and just enjoy the females one way or another. They’re either rubbing or getting rubbed and they’re always in the middle of the action. They’re the focal point. You either get a closeup of their breasts or you see them, close up, rubbing a cock, sensually, slowly and so gently that you can’t technically call it a handjob. It’s a proper massage.
Rubbing is Law
It just dawned on me that massaging and genital stimulation are basically one and the same. I mean think about it. If I rub your mom’s clit until she squirts all-over my face, did I not just give her a sensual massage? Is it all in the frequency of rubs and the pressure I apply? Is that the difference? Or is it more about the framing? Like, if I use massage oils instead of lube, does that make it more of a professional adjustment? Speaking of, do clits need professional adjustment? I know they don’t have any bones, but that’s besides the point – muscles need love too. Then again, the clit isn’t a muscle so …
Speaking of things that aren’t muscles, my cock. My cock is a weapon. Officially so, in over 40 states. They had to make that call because I kept ruining their gene pools.
Speaking of cocks, there’s a very specific genre of pornography that I’ve always been kind of crazy about and I have no idea why. It seems kind of gay. But I can’t help myself. It’s called cock milking. Or… table cock milking to be more specific. Basically, a guy lies down on a table that has a hole in it. His cock slides through and under, sticking out from the bottom like some sort of sensual Christmas decoration. Then, you get a chick underneath the table who sensually massages, teases and otherwise manipulates the cock like she’s very slowly prepping an udder for the milking. For some reason, most of these videos conclude with a ruined or wasted orgasm. Meaning, once the cum starts coming, the chick moves aside. She watches, laughs and generally enjoys the view. The guy above is just … exploding. He has no idea what’s going on. It’s basically just a vertical gloryhole with extra steps. I love this shit. Naturally, Redgifs Massage is loaded with these videos because they fit the schema. It’s a cock, it’s getting massaged, it counts.
Creators Versus Fans
Normally, when I’m browsing Redgifs I take it as a given that if I like what I see, I can check out the user who posted the content and I’ll get more of the same. As in, I’ll get more of the same girl. This is mostly thanks to subreddits like GoneWild. Those people post their own content under their own accounts, so if you want to see more of them, you just check out what else they’ve put out. That doesn’t really work on Redgifs Massage for a very simple reason. This place is loaded with professional smut, to the point that the amateur self-posters kind of get drowned out. They’re not completely gone. I found a few, but they’re definitely the minority.
That does however mean that if you find something you like and you check up on the poster, you’ll get a ton more of the same type of content. Yes, the babes and cocks will be different, but the content will have the same flair. I tried this with a cock milking video. One of the vertical ones I mentioned before. I found a treasure trove of high quality cumshots, ruined orgasms and glans licking videos, featuring some of the hottest babes I’ve ever seen. This truly is a superior fap method. Cut the bullshit, pass the red tape and get into the smut. No complication, no warmup. Just shots.
Redgifs is A Godsend
I say this just about every time I come back to a specific Redgifs sub-section. I love this place. I keep forgetting it exists for some reason. And yet, every time I come back to it I am blown away. Like right now – I genuinely didn’t think I’d be this hard, this fast. I thought it would be an easy review. I’d check the smut, I’d give you my opinions and I’d be done for the day. And yet, here we are. I’m loaded and I want to blow. But I can’t, I haven’t finished covering the smut yet.
Redgifs Massage is a veritable mix of high quality smut that is loosely strung together by the idea of a massage. In truth, most of this shit has very little to do with actual muscle stimulation and bone alignment. It’s mostly just rubbing for rubbing’s sake. And yet, I am not complaining. No, I give Redgifs Massage my gold star. It got me hard and it kept me hard, throughout. That’s no easy task. Sure, I’m a professional gooner and all but can you imagine the shit I’ve seen? I’m not easy to impress. So, if you’ve got me reacting this viscerally, then there’s something to the content. Something special.
The Best Kind of Massage
My favorites? The breast massages. I used to love this shit when I was younger. A close up of a pair of perfect Ds being sensually rubbed over with massage oils by another pair of equally impressive, slightly larger Ds, that also need their turn in the sun. Lesbians are at their best when they’re touching each other. I can easily blow a load or six to this content and I’m sure you wouldn’t disagree. It’s a wonderful way to fap and I personally can’t get enough of it.
As always, I remind you that the best way to masturbate to a hot section on Redgifs is to press your middle mouse button down, then gently lower your mouse so that the page starts moving downwards, infinitely loading new smut within the specific genre you’ve selected. It’s like having a goon buddy on call, feeding you high quality smut, until you’re ready to blow. And the best part of it all is that it’s completely free. You never have to spend a single penny on this site. I don’t know how they manage to do it without running any annoying ads or tricking you with shady links, but they do and I’m grateful. Redgifs Massage is the place to be.
