Somebody's hoarding all the goddamn massage porn! Oh, it's just PornHoarder — with their 8,000+ sample videos from their massage porn category. Massage porn has always been one of those categories that I typically don't look up. Most of the time, they just cross my cursor while I'm scrolling for hot, slicked-up sluts, and before I know it, I'm pretty fucking slick myself from all the sack sauce I shoot out. For some of you fuckers, you've always loved massage porn.
When bodies get oiled up for a rubdown, why stop at the lower back when an ass-crack is right there? Hell, things are already slippery; what's a creampie going to hurt? Sometimes, it's a buff bro rubbing down a dirty dime who's just waiting to see his stiffy pop up through his pants as he rubs inches away from her oiled-up knockers.
Other times, it's happy-ending handjobs or lesbian masseuses muff-diving. You get the picture, perverts. At some point, we've all stopped and stroked our schlongs to some shit like this. And with PornHoarder’s massive massage category packed with 8,000+ sample videos, you’ll want to stick around to see what I have to say about it. If your nut needs more massage sex in your smut stash, this one might be worth the wank for you fuckers!
Overview of PornHoarder’s massage category
I pulled up this category and was honestly overwhelmed by the number of videos from the first page alone. I counted over 70 videos with some shit that doesn't even belong in this category. For example, you’ll see one of those HardX gonzo sample videos with Valentina Nappi. Where did that shit come from? I'll stop and stroke with any video she’s in. But does it belong in the massage porn category? Nah. That's one of the first impressions I had about PornHoarder's massage porn category — it's a cum-worthy clusterfuck. But hey, sometimes, hoarding videos of horny whores can get a little unorganized, right?
As I scrolled through more videos, I hit the classic scenarios you fuckers think of when you search for massage porn. For example, I saw Lucianna Lucci in a sample video called A Massage Wasn't Enough, I Needed Him To Pound My Pussy. Of course, that's a typical scenario you'll see. One rubdown and these thots start flowing like Niagara. What's new? Then I hit the oil videos with pornstars like Dillion Harper and Erik Everhard. This is one of those videos that gets labeled as "massage videos," but all it really shows is a PAWG getting her juicy booty slathered in oil and fucked.
The spammy ads will give you blue balls
Here's where things went south. I remember PornHoarder being a pervert's dream a few years ago. Sure, there were always ads, but over the years, this shit's become way worse. You can't even click a goddamn start button on a video anymore without going through fifty different pop-ups, a few page redirects, and ad banners disguised as play buttons, giving you blue balls.
I was able to get some videos to play before toggling my ad-blocker, but my dick didn't have the patience to sit through and piss around with this ad spam in every other video. The good news is that PornHoarder has a fix for that shit — all you have to do is create an account, which will remove most of the ads. But to ensure you get to your videos as fast as fucking possible, use a trusted ad-blocker.
If you fuckers visit porn sites like this regularly, ad-blockers are a fucking game changer. In the past, this site wasn't as shitty regarding ads, so I didn't feel the need to toggle my ad blocker on when I first pulled up the site. But after I did, it was smooth stroking from there. Now I'm back in the massage category, typing this shit with my fingers as lubed up as the lusty ladies in these videos, ready to dive into more. Here are more wank-worthy sample videos you fuckers will find here!
Over 8,000 sample videos with a few search filters
I just finished watching Gabbie Carter getting her pussy creampied over five times. It wasn't technically a "massage" video, but hot as fuck nonetheless. Goddamn, what a busty blonde legend. Before Gabbie, I also watched a few hot MILFs like Alexis Fawx taking a BBC after giving a rubdown. And I can’t forget Sarah Arabic using her oily mega melons to massage a dude's dick as a naughty nurse in a sample video called Send Him to the Hentai Hospital.
Throughout the 8,000+ sample videos, PornHoarder gives you gooners a few filtering options to find the best results. You can sort by relevance, popularity, date added, server, and author. I still feel like they're missing some key features, though. What about duration? How about a pornstars list or a studio list? It's the little things that matter. And with over 8,000 video samples, as I said, it can be a cluster-fuck, especially with some of these videos having nothing to do with traditional massage sex videos.
Hey, this ain’t a massage porn video!
What the fuck does Mike Adriano have to do with massage videos? Oh yeah, it's those two fucking minutes he spends oiling up asses and sticking his tongue in assholes while squeezing their cheeks. I love Mike Adriano's work and all of his series, but come on — that's another example of a video that has no fucking business being here. Did I wank with that video of Riley Reid and Abella Danger slurping Mike's stiffy? Yes, I fucking did, but that's not the point. In the future, it'd be nice to see more organization, with the only type of results in the category being directly related to massage porn.
Be careful using the mobile site
I had to step away from the laptop for a minute and pulled up PornHoarder on my phone to check out the mobile site. Take my advice, motherfuckers: make sure you use a mobile browser with an ad blocker. Forget Safari or Google Chrome unless you know what you're fucking doing. The best way to access PornHoarder's massage stash is to use an app with a built-in ad blocker. If you don't, you'll experience the same shit I did earlier, except way worse. Pop-ups and redirects aren't as easy to deal with on mobile when you have a dozen goddamn windows popping up, especially when you lose your page with the video you were about to wank with.
Pros and cons of PornHoarder’s massage category
So, after jerking through pop-ups, dodging fake play buttons, and draining my sack to enough oily tit-fucks and full-service fap flicks, I've got some thoughts. PornHoarder's massage category ain't perfect, but if you've got the patience (or an ad blocker), there's a whole lot of wank-worthy shit here.
Here's how the pros stack up:
Over 8,000 Sample Videos Ready for Your Rod: This ain't just a couple of massage clips. PornHoarder's massage stash is a full-on fuck frenzy — thousands of sample vids covering every flavor of rubdown, from oil-slathered sluts to MILFs massaging shoulders, mounting cocks, and milking motherfuckers dry before the oil even soaks in.
All the Classics, Plus the Slick Surprise Shit: You get the standard scenarios — dirty massages, titty tug sessions, slippery suck-downs — but you also stumble on out-of-nowhere bangers. Watching Riley Reid getting face-fucked by Mike Adriano? No, it's not a massage video, but your dick won't complain.
Filtering Features (That Half-Work): You can sort by popularity, upload date, server, or author, which helps a bit when you're trying to find what to bust to. It ain't perfect, but it's something. A few more filters (like duration or studio) would’ve made this category smoother than the globs of oil getting rubbed between butt cheeks in these videos.
Mobile-Ready (If You Know What You're Doing): PornHoarder does work on mobile — as long as you're not a dumbass. Use a mobile browser with a built-in ad blocker, or prepare to get cockblocked by pop-ups, fake play buttons, and redirect hell. Do it right, though, and you're back to busting in seconds.
And for the cons:
A Category That's Messier Than a Post-Nut Rag: Some of these videos don't belong here — like, at all. Mike Adriano's butt buffet has fuck-all to do with massages (besides a two-second oil splash), and yet there it is. The same thing goes for HardX scenes that skipped the massage altogether and just went straight to dick demolition.
Spammy Ads: Before you even hit play, you're bombarded with pop-ups, phony buttons, and enough spammy bullshit to ruin your wrist's rhythm. You can fix it with an account and a solid ad blocker — but that shouldn't have to be part of your jerk-off prep.
Missing Some Basic Filters: No duration filter? No way to sort by pornstar or studio? With over 8,000 sample videos, PornHoarder needs more than just "popular" and "author" filters. Otherwise, you'll be scrolling longer than you're stroking.
Visit PornHoarder to watch massage porn sample videos!
You probably knew what kind of smut swamp you were diving into the moment you clicked on a site called PornHoarder. This ain't some squeaky-clean jerk joint. It's a chaotic clusterfuck, it's messy, and it throws pop-ups and bullshit ads at your dick like it's trying to cockblock you on purpose. But that's the price of entry when a site's hoarding thousands of goddamn massage porn sample videos of tit-jiggling, oil-dripping, cock-slobbering gold. Sure, there's spam — but if you've got an ad blocker and half a brain, you horny bastards will be back here. At the end of the day, you're here for the porn — and if sloppy rubdowns and slippery sluts are your thing, PornHoarder delivers. Happy fapping, fuckers!
