If you've never visited Thailand in person before, then let me tell you that there are a lot of new sights and sounds that await a fresh-faced traveler strolling down the street. Sure, there's all of the hustle and bustle of Southeast Asian life and the mating call of tropical birds you've never heard before, but then there's a different kind of mating call that you'll have to get used to pretty fast if you wanna make it in this part of the world.
I'm talking, of course, about the infamous call of ‘’Hey, sexy man! You want massage?!’’ from the seemingly endless rows of scantily clad Thai women and be-dicked ladyboys dotted across the neon-lit streets and goading you to enter their sleazy parlors and get yourself a ridiculously cheap massage.
But if you think that these masseuses are eager to bring you into their parlor and give you the kind of rubdown that sees all of the muscle tension you've built up after weeks of exploring Thailand on foot, then you can think again. These girls are on a mission to tease your genitals so much that you end up fuckin’ begging them for a happy-ending massage, and, luckily, most of them are down to give it to you via an oiled-up wank that sees you painting the ceiling of the massage parlor in jizz!
However, have you ever imagined what it would be like to switch roles with these smoking hot Thai masseuses and, instead of you lying down on the massage table and getting a rubdown will never forget, you get your heavily oiled pants on the picture-perfect bodies of these sluts and give them a happy ending that has their pussy crying tears of joy via a squirting orgasm? Well, if you want to see what that looks like, many people claim that Thaipussymassage.com is the best place to do it. Now, join me, and let's find out whether that's true!
What is Thaipussymassage.com?
Thaipussymassage.com is a premium adult platform that adds a naughty little twist to the vibe of Thai massage porn. Rather than Thai women giving men rub downs and happy endings, the roles are reversed and see Thai sluts drenched in massage oil and rubbed down before being delivered a happy ending that sees them sucking dick and being pounded over the table.
So, how much does it all cost? A premium membership to Thaipussymassage.com allows you to stream and download content for offline use, which costs approximately $15 per month. However, that's a month-to-month membership. If you decide to go all in with an annual membership, you can expect it to work out to around $15 a month.
What’s the Thai Massage Porn Like on Thaipussymassage.com?
Next, though, I want to see what happens when these gorgeous Thai girls get covered in oil and subjected to a kind of happy-ending massage that has their pussy exploding in the massage parlor and drenching the massage table in their juices.
Pigtails and Prone Boning! - The very first moment this Thai 18-year-old with pigtails slipped out of her white bathroom to show off her naked body, you just knew that the male masseuse wasn't going to be able to resist delivering her with so much pleasure that she'd be cumming all over his shaft. After giving her one of the most sensual massages imaginable and giving some exceptional focus on her pussy sees her labia getting all puffed up; he decides to jump onto the table when she's lying on her tummy and deliver her the kind of prone bone sex that has her moaning into the massage table and shaking like a leaf when the orgasm tears through her perfect body. I hope she tipped this motherfucker because he definitely delivered her with at least 10 orgasms in the scene. Damn!
I Love That Eye Contact! - It’s always the quiet ones that you have to watch, as they say, and the girl starring in this massage parlor porno was a prime example. This Thai girl with a gorgeous short hair haircut looks as though she's in her early 30s, and you'd think that she has lived some wild sexual experiences up until this point. Still, it seems that the kind of pounding that she gets delivered with at this massage parlor is one of the most intense she's ever faced in her entire life. After getting a rubdown, she is pulled into what looks like a yoga position by her ankles, and this guy holds onto her legs for leverage so we can get his cock deep as he can into her dripping wet tight pussy. The best part is that the camera is inches away from her cute face, and you get to see every orgasmic expression that tears across it through this gorgeous sex scene.
Tramp Stamps, Milkers, and Tongue Piercings - Sometimes, you just know what kind of person a woman is when you see some of the things she's done to her body. This 21-year-old Thai girl who rocked up at the massage parlor with a visible tramp stamp, a gigantic pair of all-natural Asian tits, and a tongue piercing pretty much gave away the impression that she was a hypersexual fuck doll who loves to be pounded whenever she gets the chance. And it was a stereotypical look that really did come true when she started reaching out mid-massage for the masseuse's cock and guided into her fertile Asian pussy for a gorgeous suck and fuck that you will want to replay again and again.
Design of the Site
Thaipussymassage.com starts off with a pretty well-designed logo that does look like the kind of thing you'd see illuminated in the neon light above a proper Thai massage parlor in Pattaya. After this, you'll see a main menu with links to places like the homepage, the About page, the scenes portfolio, and a list of featured Thai models, as well as buttons to log in or sign up for a VIP account.
The homepage of the site then starts with an introduction box featuring a block of text telling you what the whole premise of this porn site is, as well as a picture of a naked Thai girl showing off her gorgeous body on a massage bench. Here, the site also lists some of its main selling points, such as regular updates and fully HD content.
From there, Thaipussymassage.com introduces you to nine of the latest scenes that I've added to the site. Each one comes with a large thumbnail, a title, duration, and the name of the time model starring within it. Underlining this is a basic studio trailer that showcases a mashup of highlights from some of the studio's scenes.
The lower half of the homepage features insight into the kind of portfolio of hot Thai models that Thaipussymassage.com has starring in its scenes, and then it shows you a list of all the premium Thai porn sites that you'll get access to if you sign up for a VIP membership.
What Do I Like Most About it?
While a premium massage porn site definitely isn't reinventing the wheel and has been done countless times before, I do indeed love the naughty little twist that Thaipussymassage.com has put on this genre because it's flipped the tables and put hot Thai girls on the massage bench rather than horny dudes getting their balls milked by the former.
And, fuck! Wait until you see the kind of Thai models that the studio has recruited for massage porn because these are some downright smoking hot Thai sluts and vary dramatically in terms of looks and sexual styles, just how we like it! All of them are some truly proficient little cock-handlers, too!
Thaipussymassage.com also gives you a pretty generous selection of other premium Thai porn studios that you get access to if you sign up for a VIP membership which is a solid selling point and really takes the edge off the monthly membership fee.
What I Don’t Like
Sadly, Thaipussymassage.com has followed the same path as a lot of other premium porn studios and has neglected to give you much in the way of free content trailers to give you an idea of what he looks like before signing up as a site member. Still, they have at least gone down the route of adding a studio trailer that you can take advantage of, although it feels poorly positioned where it is halfway down the homepage.
Suggestions I Have for Thaipussymassage.com
If this site doesn’t wanna add short scene trailers to its work for non-members to check out, my only suggestion for Thaipussymassage.com is to reposition the studio trailer at the top of the homepage, ensuring that people instantly come face-to-face with it and don't potentially miss it due to its current position in the middle of the landing page.
Conclusion
A lot of people might find it madness to pay for the privilege of getting oil all over your hands and rubbing down the perfect body of a Thai slut rather than vice versa, but when you see the kind of content that Thaipussymassage.com has to offer you'll understand why so many guys actually do it. There's something about the feeling of a skilled pair of hands rubbing down a woman's body that makes her turn into a feral nymphomaniac, and this premium porn studio shows you it all in full bareback glory.
