Massage Parlor! Adult Time is home to some of the best porn sites, performers, and directors in the world. But it's not all about hardcore anal and gooning with gonzo scenes — they have a spot for sluts to roleplay as exotic massage therapists, too. For many of you fuckers, it's the ultimate fantasy. You walk into a room with soft music playing and essential oils in the air, and you're asked to remove your clothes and lie down on a table until it's time for your rubdown.
In this fantasy, you don't want some bulldog-faced bitch to come in cracking her knuckles and feeling you up. You want a naughty nuru-guru that looks like RayVeness, Brooklyn Chase, Jessica Bangkok, or Andi Anderson. I don't fucking blame you, and that's just what you'll see when you subscribe to a site like Massage Parlor, Adult Time's "home of happy endings." Sure, it's not like getting a real rub and tug. Still, it's as damn close as it fucking gets without crossing lines where most acts aren't allowed in a licensed place of business.
Most of you masturbating motherfuckers have fantasies about getting a tuggy while at a massage studio, and Adult Time turned that desire into a whole porn series for you dick-strokers. I've had a few rubs and tugs by the baddies in my rotation over the years. Being a big dick baller has its perks, and having a dime undress in front of you, oiling up your body, cock, and balls before blowing you, is just one of many.
Even though I've lived this shit, it's nice to come across a cum-worthy site that reminds me just how hot the fantasy is and how there's a fuck-ton of fappers out there who want this to happen to them. Massage Parlor isn't a newer Adult Time series. Most of these scenes are old as fuck, and I'm sure some of you strokers have seen samples on the hub, XHamster, or XVideos before. But you horny bastards only got to see certain sections of the scenes — not the full videos. Hell, maybe they skipped the massage entirely and went straight to the sucking and fucking.
When you join Massage Parlor, you jerk-offs will be able to watch every scene all the way through, but you're not just getting access to the Massage Parlor series. Adult Time is generous enough to give you gooners full access to the Adult Time Network, which I'll discuss later. I know you clicked on this page for a reason — you wanted to know my honest thoughts on Massage Parlor and more about the perks and cons — all the necessary shit before you commit your cock to a premium plan.
Don't worry, dick-strokers; I'll make sure I cover everything that you fuckers need to know before subscribing. I've been an Adult Time subscriber before, so I can tell you firsthand that these perverts pack a shit load of value into their plans, from the bonus sites to the thousands of videos you get from subscribing to the network. The Massage Parlor site itself might be enough for you masturbators obsessed with raunchy rubdowns. Still, there's a hell of a lot more in store that Adult Time is offering that I want you wankers to know about when you subscribe!
Design and functionality of Massage Parlor
When you pull up Massage Parlor, it has that typical Adult Time layout. One thing I immediately noticed that I fucking love is that the Adult Time layout looks the same on mobile as it does on desktop — just fit for a smaller screen. At the top of the page, you see a black header with the slogan "the home of happy endings." It's all black and white, with no bright colors or bullshit to distract you from the dimes massaging motherfuckers and eventually getting dicked-down.
On the left side, you'll see a drop-down menu that gives you links to a list of videos, pornstars, or other channels from the Adult Time Network (which are accessible as a premium member). In the middle of the top of the page, you have a handy search tool that helps you search for certain scenes, narrowing down the naughtiness you can find within Massage Parlor's uploads. To the right, there are two buttons, one that says join now, and another one to sign in if you already have an account as a premium member.
Scrolling down the page, you'll see a grid with thumbnails of some popular videos featuring performers like Natasha Starr, Zoey Holloway, Briana Blair, and RayVeness. For those videos, you'll see cheeky-ass titles such as "Cable Guy," "My First Massage," "No Girlfriend No Tension," and "Go Big." Below those videos, they even have a line-up of the site's most popular pornstars who have stopped by to give male performers a rub, tug, and fuck. You'll see names like Jay Taylor, Olivia Wilder, Jacky Joy, Nadia Styles, and Ashlyn Malloy.
You'll also notice in the videos that it's not just hot nuru chicks slobbering on dicks; they even have lesbian scenes with muff-diving dirty divas. Hell, there are all types of scenarios you strokers will see, such as a slutty school girl (18+) getting a massage from a MILF, ending in cunt-eating chaos. They even have interracial scenes with BBCs shooting massive loads onto a mature massage guru's big tits. Other than that, the only thing you'll see toward the bottom of the page is site information and a box to submit your email for content updates and promo offers!
How much does Massage Parlor cost?
As an Adult Time site, you can expect Massage Parlor to follow the same pricing structure as any other site or series they have. Plus, they have some pretty damn exciting perks for you perverts, depending on the plan you choose. But before joining, they ask you to create an account for step one. You'll enter your email, choose a safe password, and agree to their terms of service. Then, you can select your smut plan, starting at $2.95 for a 3-day trial. However, this trial will only give you limited streaming access, with no downloads available unless you upgrade your account.
If you don't update your payment method, they'll rebill you at a monthly rate of $29.95. If you fuckers want to skip the trial, their first monthly plan starts at $19.95, with access to unlimited streaming but no downloads. If you want to download, you'll have to become an annual member, with the 1-year plan at $11.95 monthly, billed upfront for $143.40. They even have a 2-year plan, which is $9.95/mo and $238.80 upfront, giving you all access to unlimited streaming and downloads!
Plethora of pros when you join
There are too many goddamn perks to list all the pros of becoming a subscriber, but this should give you gooners the gist. By now, you should know Massage Parlor is the kind of series that'll have your cock singing a horny hallelujah. Those massage porn videos with happy endings are the main thing you fuckers came for. Imagine babes like RayVeness or Jessica Bangkok slathering oil all over some lucky fucker, working their magic hands until it's not just the tension in his shoulders that get a release.
You're not just watching a quick rub; these scenes are full-on fantasies where the happy ending is more like a grand fucking finale of a hot sex scene with your favorite mattress actresses. And it's not some standalone jerk-off joint — you get access to the entire Adult Time Network, a smut empire with thousands of original videos, depending on your subscription. You'll get everything from Massage Parlor's rub and tug experts to glorious gonzo series and VR porn sites, covering everything from anal extravaganzas to lesbian tongue twisters.
Then there's the star power on Massage Parlor — popular pornstars like Brooklyn Chase and Zoey Holloway are serving up their A-game, making every scene a wet dream come true. Whether you're into busty MILFs or naughty nuru gurus, these legends know how to make your screen steam and stiffy stand. Regarding pricing, they've got plans flexible as fuck to fit every bastard with a boner, from a $2.95 3-day trial to dip your dick to monthly plans kicking off at $19.95 or the annual deal at $143.40 ($11.95/month).
Best of all, this shit's mobile, desktop, and VR-friendly, so you can stroke to crystal-clear depravity on your phone in the bathroom, your laptop at midnight, or in VR immersion like you're right there getting oiled up. It's a pervert's playground with any Adult Time site. But out of all of the Adult Time series, Massage Parlor is one of those series that captivates cocks worldwide with their relaxing vibes and sexy-ass scenarios that you horny bastards wish would happen in real life!
The only con: downloads are only available for annual members
The only real downside to Massage Parlor and Adult Time is a kick in the nuts for monthly plan perverts. Downloads are locked behind the annual or two-year premium subscriptions, costing you $143.40 or $238.80 upfront. If you’re not ready to commit your cock to a long-term plan, you’re stuck with streaming only, no matter how much you want to hoard those 4K happy-ending scenes for your spank bank. Not every nut buster has time to vow a year's worth of wank wads, no matter how good the pros are. So, in the future, I'd like to see Adult Time loosen the fuck up and let all you short-term strokers grab those daily downloads.
Join Massage Parlor, the home of happy endings!
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If your dream is to plow a horny-ass massage therapist who can work her mouth and tight holes just as good as her oily hands, this shit will be a paradise for you perverts. Sign up for Massage Parlor, and dive dick-first into those naughty nuru sluts, plus all the exclusive, filthy updates from Adult Time's other series that’ll keep you stroking your cock and draining your sack!
