Mad Masseur! If you've seen what kind of sexual mayhem I can unleash in the bedroom through some of my notorious BongVi Casting scenes, then you'll no doubt be well aware that I have pretty much every single talent needed to turn a woman into jelly and have her rubbing herself senseless deep into the night and moaning my name long after I've gone and moved on to another pussy.
Naturally, this has led to my email inbox being flooded by inquiries from fresh-faced dudes who are all looking to make their own mark on the world of sex and make women crave their dicks like someone who's been stranded in the desert for two weeks craves seeing an oasis! Naturally, the kind of talents I have to my name aren’t the type of thing you can learn overnight.
If you keep reading my naughty articles, though, you'll start piecing together all of the naughty skills you need to do everything from turning a chick into a fucking fire hydrant in the bedroom to making her slobber on your nob like it's a corn dog down at the fairground. However, do you know one of my most underrated secrets? The humble massage, my friends!
Trust me; bitches love a massage! Whether you're using it as a warmup to get them ready for some of the greatest sex of their entire life or a warm-down after you turned their pussy into something that looks like a dropped lasagna, you can never go wrong with a well-delivered massage on the oiled up body of a bitch you’re fucking!
However, I'm a busy man, and I am far too engaged with all my other porn-related duties to teach you motherfuckers how to massage a chick until her cunt gushes hands-free. Luckily, though, I've been on the hunt for the kind of hardcore massage porn sites that can teach you the next best thing, and today, I wanna see what Madmasseur.com can offer!
What is Madmasseur.com?
Madmasseur.com is a Czech porn studio that is filmed in a secret camera style in the backstreet massage parlor of a dude who has far more skills under his belt than just your standard hot stone massage. This is a sex-obsessed motherfucker who knows how to turn hot women's bodies into butter in his palm, and he often leaves them so sexually satisfied they can barely even walk out of there in a straight line.
This isn't your average massage porn site, and you can expect everything from fisting and squirting to BDSM and hardcore bondage within. However, it's also a premium platform, so you'll need to pay a fee to access it and its bareback glory. The costs can range from $35 to $20 a month, depending on whether you buy a bulk membership or go on a month-to-month basis.
What’s the Hardcore Massage Porn Like on Madmasseur.com?
Now, get your notepad out and prepare to observe because I want to take you into three of the most hardcore massage pornos that this platform has to offer and find out whether it's really able to show us the kind of naughty tricks to deploy in the bedroom for a massage that your horny lover will never forget!
The Most Czech Massage Ever - Everybody knows that the good people of the Czech Republic love to sip on a beer. However, when this 21-year-old brunette wandered into this massage parlor for the first time, she was somewhat shocked when she saw her masseuse sipping on an ice-cold bottle of beer as he rubbed her down, and she began to complain. Her complaints were soon stifled, though, when the masseuse slid the beer bottle inside of her pussy and started using it like an ice-cold dildo inside of her, making her eyes roll to the back of her head and shivering from head to toe. Pretty soon, she was demanding that he replace the bottle with something else, and she soon found every last inch of his slick Czech cock sliding inside of her with ease, triggering a massage sex session that had both of them cumming like crazy. The finale that sees her tight-shaven twat drenched in cum is gorgeous, too.
Thank Fuck He Put a Towel Down - This short-haired MILF from Prague is pissed off all the time because she's constantly arguing with her boring and overweight husband… To take the edge off, she decides to try out a new massage parlor in the city's backstreets, which she has heard some great things about. When she's there, she starts complaining to the masseuse about how her husband never satisfied her in the bedroom, prompting him to take matters into his own hands. The massage is quickly put aside, and he focuses on her pussy to show her what the pleasure button in the form of her clitoris is capable of. Pretty soon, her slick MILF pussy is exploding like a fire hydrant, and the towel he's put down is fighting for his life to do his job to soak up all of those glorious juices flying out of her slippery fuck wallet!
My Boyfriend Never Wants to Try New Stuff - And in another prime example of what happens when a girl complains to her horny masseuse about problems at home, this gorgeous Blondie says that her boyfriend is totally boring in the bedroom and doesn't wanna indulge in any of the BDSM adventures she is craving so damn much. Luckily for her, this perverted masseuse is more than keen to help her live out all of her wildest fantasies as he soon locks her up in some of the most intense bondage kits he has under the massage bed. It seems that a touch of bondage is exactly what she needs because she finds herself getting her throat brutally fucked and riding him like a woman possessed before squirting for the first time all over his chest. Man, her boyfriend doesn't know what he's missing!
Design of the Site
Madmasseur.com starts with a really cool logo that spells out the site's name in turquoise and white, with a magic genie lamp pouring massage oil all over it. I love it! This is followed by a main menu that will take you to places like its video portfolio, a collection of photos, featured adult models, and some bonus content. There are also buttons coming out from the main menu to allow you to translate the site, sign up for a new account, and log in to an existing one.
The homepage of Madmasseur.com starts with a broad call to action sitting at the top of the site, showcasing some of the most popular massage porn scenes currently. After this, you are brought into the video portfolio of some scene highlights that come in the form of automatically playing GIFs.
You then come to a portfolio of the top videos on the site, all of which have GIF previews if you hover over the thumbnail. Then, the homepage rounds off with an overall selection of every video this premium porn studio has to offer and also showcases some adult industry rewards the studio claims to have been given over the years.
What Do I Like Most About it?
Some people love the slow sensual nature of some massage porn studios, but there's also a massive demand out there for people who want to see some genuinely hardcore stuff that features everything from squirting and creampies to BDSM and rough fucking. And when it comes to the latter, safe to say that Madmasseur.com doesn't let you down because this is one of the most hard-core porn Studios I've seen in a while!
When it comes to the site's design, I was pretty damn impressed. Firstly, I just love the logo that Madmasseur.com kicks off with this because it is a really well-designed porn studio logo and one that makes a great impression when you arrive for the first time. The second function on the site that I loved was the automatic GIFs that kick into action to show you some of the scene highlights without even having to lift a finger.
What I Don’t Like
However, while the automatic GIFs on the homepage are pretty damn cool, there's definitely a lack of content trailers on this site to hear the sights and sounds of the massage porn that you'll get your horny hands on if you sign up for a membership. Also, the site is generally pretty quick on the trigger when deploying its paywall. So much so that you even get hit with it when you try to see the portfolio of featured adult models that are listed in the main menu of the site.
Suggestions I Have for Madmasseur.com
Madmasseur.com should really consider loosening its grip on the site and giving people a little bit more of a better insight into the kind of content and adult models that they can expect a face-to-face with should they sign up for a subscription. A general studio trailer that comes with sound would be a solid start, and a portfolio of some of the adult models featured within that can be accessed by non-members would be a great boost, too!
Conclusion
If you're the kind of person who gets nervous when your girlfriend goes for a massage, then this porn studio is probably not gonna help you much. If, on the other hand, you want to see some of the hottest women around getting put through their pieces on a massage table, often with them being bound up and fucked raw or made to squirt via a fisting orgasm, Madmasseur.com will likely blow your mind. The only downside is that they are pretty damn tight-fisted when it comes to giving you preview content if you're not a member.
