Oh man, I could use a massage so fucking much right now! As soon as I came across this category on FapHouse, I started thinking about how great it would feel to lie on a table while getting massaged. To be honest, I would rather get a proper massage right now than the one that ends with a cumshot, but obviously, I wouldn't mind getting a handjob after getting massaged.
Since we're talking about a porn site, it's obvious that you won't find videos where people are getting massaged. You'll see plenty of long videos where a chick might actually be a real masseuse, but considering she does a lot more than that, I'm guessing that she's also a porn star.
You have probably seen a ton of these videos before, but there's one thing that's different this time. If you're used to watching free porn, you can forget about having some fun here. You'll need a membership to check out what they have to offer, but before you do that, you'll be able to take a look at some of their videos and see if they're really good or what.
Most of their videos are in HD
The first thing I checked was how many HD videos they had to offer. I mean, since they're a premium porn site, they need to have a lot of HD videos. Otherwise, I don't see the point of paying for a membership. If you were looking for SD videos, you could have found them on any free porn site, but that's not why we're here.
There are some filters available, and one of the most useful things is the one that lets you choose the quality of videos. First of all, let me just tell you that we're not dealing with an advanced filter. That would be fucking amazing, but I guess this will have to do then.
You won't be able to look for something quite specific. However, you'll be able to filter out all those SD videos no one wants to see. I know that I'm sick and tired of watching those pixelated scenes where you don't even see the best details. Heck, even 720p videos look like shit nowadays, so anything under 1080p shouldn't be allowed on sites like Fap House.
There are only three options when it comes to the quality. You can look at all the videos, which is the selected option by default. However, if you want to filter out some of the videos, you can just select to watch HD and Full HD videos. Now, keep in mind that these are only 720p and 1080p videos, which is not the best they have to offer.
I'd suggest checking out those 4K videos because they're much better. Luckily, there are over 1.600 4K videos, which is more than enough to keep you busy for a while. I mean, will you really watch more than a few dozen massage videos in the following months? Didn't think so!
Let's sum it up. They have around 13.000 HD and Full HD videos and 1.600 4K videos, which leaves it with around 800 SD videos. Yes, no one wants to see those, but it's nice that there aren't a lot more. To be honest, I didn't really know what to expect, considering this place has been around for a while, and I was convinced that I would find some pretty old videos that don't look good anymore.
15.000 videos and counting
I'm sure that it's obvious by now how many videos there are in their massage category. It's a lot more than I expected there would be, which is a great thing. It will take you quite a while to go over all of these videos, but even if you decided to do nothing but watch porn all day long, it would take you way too fucking long to do it.
If you don't believe me, you should check out how long most videos are. One of those filters lets you choose the length of a video. Well, there are three options. The first one will show only videos that last up to 5 minutes, but I don't see the point in watching them. It's not like you'll actually see something interesting there. Even if you do, the video will end, and you'll just get pissed off because you didn't cum in time.
You should definitely start with those videos that last more than half an hour. Obviously, you won't watch a video for more than a couple of minutes, but it's nice when you can skip over some boring parts and watch those that look fucking fantastic.
For example, I don't think that most people will want to watch the part where a chick is massaging a client for real. I'm talking about 10 minutes of massaging his back, legs, and arms. Yes, it might be a good thing to start with that for a couple of minutes, but after that, you should definitely skip to the part where she gets her hands on his dick.
Some videos include a lot more than a massage, while others end with a handjob. That said, you shouldn't be surprised if you come across videos where there's no fucking. I mean, what did you expect from this category? It's called massage for a reason.
Those of you who don't want to bother with videos that last up to an hour can stick with ones that last only up to 30 minutes. After looking around the site, I realized that most of the videos in this group last around 15 or 20 minutes, which is just enough time to show you everything you want.
As far as the filters go, that's pretty much it. I wasn't lying when I said that there aren't a lot of them available. You can select just a couple of things, but I guess even that is better than not being able to see anything.
What about the membership?
One of the things that makes this membership just too good to be true is the bonus access. All this time, I was telling you that you'll be able to watch around 15.000 massage videos, but one thing I forgot to mention was that everyone who becomes a member gets access to a massive collection that's just too big. I never thought I would say that a porn collection can be too good, but I think that it really is.
In total, you'll get access to over a million videos, which is just crazy. It wouldn't be that crazy if FapHouse.com was a free porn site, but since it's a premium one, it's just impressive.
What makes this site even more impressive are its prices. I expected to see some crazy prices, but actually, that didn't happen. The price of their monthly membership is only $10. I can't remember the last time I saw something so cheap.
If you decide to stick around longer, you can get a three-month membership for $25. Again, that's just too good to be true because, usually, you'd have to spend that much on a monthly membership.
We also have an annual membership that's around $70. Things just keep getting better, so if you decide to become a member, you'll find some pretty amazing deals.
Those who aren't still sure if they want to stick around or not can get the trial membership. It costs only a dollar, and it gives you limited access for 2 days. Sure, you won't be able to download videos and do a couple more things, but you'll be able to watch some of the scenes, and if that doesn't convince you to buy a membership, nothing will.
I was saving the best for last because that's what I always do. It might not seem like the best option right away, but there's a lifetime membership, and it can be yours for $450. Yes, it's really expensive, but once you get it, you will never ever have to spend money on porn. Even if they stop uploading massage videos or any other ones, you'll have enough to watch for the rest of your life!
You won't find more massage videos in one place than here
Everyone who has a thing for massage videos will just love what FapHouse has to offer. Not only do they have a pretty big collection of over 15k videos, but they also take pride in the quality, which means that you won't find many SD videos. Yes, there are some, but most of their videos are in HD, and they even have plenty of 4K ones. On top of that, most of these videos last more than 15 or 20 minutes, so you'll see plenty of action in just one of the scenes, but keep in mind that some of them don't include a lot more than just a massage.
