Got a hard-on for Natalia Starr? No fucking shit! You’re the one that came here—-and I’m about to make you cum too by showing you what I found, courtesy of Kiiroo!
No, I’m not going to LITERALLY make you cum! I’m going to let the fine folks at Kiiroo do that for you! And no, its employees aren’t going to do that for you literally either!
So what in the hell am I going on about?! I’m talking about how Kiiroo is going to give you the feeling of fucking Natalia Starr’s pussy via Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr! That’s right!
If you’ve ever heard of Kiiroo’s perfectly-molded sex toys that look and feel like certain selected porn stars, then you know they deliver a goddamn amazing experience unlike any other. That’s the standard they’ve set, but is it the same once you land at Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr? Let’s fucking find out, whaddya say?!
Fuck Natalia Starr!
If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would feel like to fuck one of the sexiest porn stars working today (and I’d know since I review them all on ThePornDude), Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr gives you that chance. All you have to fucking do is first, head on over to the site, and you’ll discover just exactly how you can FUCK Natalia Starr! And no, it’s cannot be done in person, either!
If you thought for one fucking second that Kiiroo was going to give you the opportunity to actually fuck Natalia Starr via Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr, think again shitheads! It is not going to happen in the slightest, and I am here to tell you right here and right the fuck now why YOU need to be paying attention! To even have that kind of thought in your dumb ass head is too much even for your stupid ass!
So what in the fuck am I actually getting at here? I’m talking about how Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr lets you fuck Natalia Starr’s sweet, exquisite pussy via the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker sex toy! It could not be any easier for you to GET IT ON with her, and you don’t even have to try and convince her that you’re worth the effort.
That’s good to know, because she would ignore your stupid ass without question. You would not get far with her, and the struggle you’d have trying to make that shit happen would be embarrassing on your part. Don’t be like that, you dumb mother fucker: get on over to Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr instead, and see how easy it is to buy your very own sex toy, brought to you courtesy of Kiiroo!
So what’s the appeal of the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker toy besides the fact that it’s a Natalia Starr-branded male masturbator? I’ll be more than happy to tell you shit face! It’s not just a branded toy!
The Feel Natalia Starr Stroker is molded to look AND FEEL like Natalia Starr’s actual pussy. That’s right: it looks and feels just like her! If you compared pusses, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference!
Well, her actual pussy would be warm and dripping wet. Scratch that: maybe not if YOU fucked her. But for those of us that actually know how to wield our sticks, obviously cumming inside of her would be preferable.
Then again, Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr’s Feel Natalia Starr Stroker lets you ejaculate inside Natalia Starr as many times as you want. So in a way, it’s superior. And that’s even more true when you consider that the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker is also compatible with some of other Kiiroo’s unique toys!
Compatible with the KEON
Sliding deep inside Natalia Starr’s pussy via the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker may feel like the next best thing to jizzing inside of her, and you’d be right. But the downside to using this toy—and other male masturbators like it—is that you have to use your hands to jerk yourself off. That is, unless you want one of your larping buddies to come help you out, and if that happens, just butt fuck him already!
But for everyone else that wants a hands-free experience with their male masturbator without having any human interaction, Kiiroo has the answer. It’s called the KEON, and it’s an automated masturbator that’s compatible with the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker and others like it. This bad boy lets you sit back and pretend you’re not getting whacked off by a robot.
But you are, and there is nothing that can change that. And while that’s a fucking turn-on for some of you, for the rest, the KEON gives you all types of options for getting off automagically. One of the most impressive features is how the KEON can sync with porn videos and even with a partner via Bluetooth.
The KEON even allows you to control the stroking length and even how many strokes you get in a minute. The KEON is capable of up to 230 strokes a minute, and it can even be connected to some supporting webcam models! And again, the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker can slide into the KEON, turning it into the ultimate smart male masturbator!
That’s amazing, and it’ll make you feel like you’re truly fucking Natalia Starr one you put it all together. And as awesome as that sounds, how much can all of this possibly cost?! It’s less than you think!
The Feel Natalia Starr Stroker costs $50, while the KEON costs $200. Put it all together, and you do the math: for $250, you get the chance to fuck Natalia Starr’s pussy on autopilot! So it’s no wonder that these devices are hot sellers!
In fact, the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker was sold out at the time of this writing. Potential buyers can be notified when the toy is back in stock, but who can say how long that will be. Hopefully not long, but it should go to show you just how goddamn coveted the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker actually is!
Not compatible with the Power Blow
Unfortunately, Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr has some issues that needs to be addressed. One of the biggest problems that I found was that the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker male masturbator is not compatible with Kiiroo’s Power Blow automated sucker. That does make sense if you think about it: a pussy toy should be compatible with only an automated male masturbator and not a power sucker. But some of Kiiroo’s toys are in fact compatible with the Power Blow, so it’s odd that it also cannot be used with the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker.
Maybe newer models—you know, the toys that come back into stock—will be compatible with all of Kiiroo’s automated masturbators. But for now, it just is not possible. But that is not the only issue I have with Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr!
Perhaps just as important if not MORE important is how Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr does not have an asshole toy that users can fuck. It’s just not possible as of this writing, and as much as I wish this would change, it just isn’t happening right now. I don’t see any sign of Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr adding an asshole toy into the mix, though I’d be more than happy to have the option to fuck Natalia Starr’s asshole, and I know that you’d like that too!
Clean it!
Now that you know everything there is to know about sliding your cock inside the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker from Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr, let’s check out just how in the fuck you’re supposed to clean this goddamn thing! And you MUST keep it clean! Otherwise, it is going to fall apart and feel like you’re fucking a slimy shaft of nothing, which would absolutely blow chunks.
So how the fuck do you clean this goddamn thing? First, take the sleeve out of the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker. Clean the sleeve with warm water (without soap) then shake it out. Clean it once more and set it aside.
Grab the plastic shell of the toy and scrub it down with warm water AND soap. Clean where you store this too, as it smells like shit after a while. Spritz the sleeve with an anti-bacterial spray and allow everything to air dry for a few hours. Consider applying baby powder to the sleeve to keep it feeling like new before putting it away. You don’t have to do it, but if you want to feel like your’re fucking Natalia Starr for years to come, you better do it you lazy fuck!
Suggestions:
If you have always wanted to fuck Natalia Starr’s sweet pussy, this is your chance! Make it happen thanks to Kiiroo.com/Natalia Starr’s Feel Natalia Starr Stroker: a toy that feels just like you’re inside Natalia Starr herself! You can go hands-free with the KEON auto masturbator, making you feel like you are indeed fucking her superstar pussy! Unfortuantely, the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker isn’t compatible with Kiiroo’s Power Blow, nor is there an asshole sex toy. This needs to change, as it’d make Natalia Starr’s sex toys become even bigger sellers than they are, which is saying something considering that the Feel Natalia Starr Stroker was sold out as of this writing!
