Got a thing for Vtubers? I know you do! Why in the fuck would you have selected this link to begin with?!
So you’re horny for XXX Vtubers. Okay, that’s neat I guess? And if you’ve ever fantasized about fucking one of them—like, I don’t know, Evie Akashiya—Fleshlight has the toy for you!
Head over to Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya where you’ll get to fuck arguably one of the sexiest Vtubers currently showing her pussy, ass, and titties. Evie Akashiya has those giant K+ cans that will swallow your cock whole—and you’ll never want it back! She’s that goddamn sexy, and she’ll prove it in her scenes, via her cam shows, and otherwise!
You’ll also be glad to know that she has a bald pussy just waiting for you to fuck! But you can’t, because she’s a Vtuber you dumb ass mother fucker! So go to the next best thing on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya, and get the sex toy perfect molded from Evie Akashiya’s gorgeous pussy!
Will you find something that you’re going to want to purchase? You’ll have to stay right the fuck here on ThePornDude to learn for yourself! But before you do that, you need to learn some vital information.
Horny for Evie Akashiya?
If you’re ready to head on over to Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya and start pumping her sweet, tight pussy, you’re in luck!
Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya’s Sho Akuma sex toy feels like how you’d imagine her pussy actually feels! I don’t want to know how you think her pussy actually does feel, because I’m not interested in knowing about your fucking fantasies!
I’ll explain what Evie Akashiya’s addictive pussy feels like according to Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya. You’ll learn over there that the Sko Akuma uses a combination of dozens of tiny breasts and tongues that rub the penis with every stroke. I have to imagine that this is probably what Evie Akashiya’s pussy actually feels like.
It’s not out of the realm of possibility. What, she’s like an alien or something? Aliens can have pussies like that.
Maybe I’ve fucked a couple so I know what I’m talking about. I did motorboat something with four GGG breasts one time behind the bar in fuck knows where. She had to be from outer space, and my dick got wetter than that one time I fucked your mom in the ocean.
That alien felt a lot like the description I read on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya. Who the fuck knows? Maybe she’s based on the alien from outer space that I fucked, but who can really say.
None of this shit matters to you though! What does matter to your dumb ass is how it feels to stick your cock inside this unique sex toy. Know that it probably feels authentic (it definitely looks authentic), but how does it feel?
According to the reviews I read on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya, there are plenty of people raving about fucking Evie Akashiya thanks to the Sho Akuma! One person gave five stars but wrote ‘N/A’, which is in my opinion the most glowing fucking star on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya. Sure, you’ll find plenty of other people talking about how it feels so good to have her wrapped around their cock and other flowery language, and those are good reviews too.
But the person that left the five star review but couldn’t write anything beyond ‘N/A’ shows me that this dude was left fucking speechless! He had no words to give but a perfect five star rating. Hell, his mouth may still be gaping wide open as we speak!
Inexpensive price!
With a sex toy that feels this fucking exhilarating, you may be thinking that it’s going to cost you an absurd amount of money. I don’t blame you for fucking thinking that. But I am happy to say here and now that you won’t have to worry about spending a shit ton of cabbage to get access to Evie Akashiya’s pussy!
That’s because Evie Akashiya’s pussy can be yours via the Sho Akuma toy on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya for only $80! You got that right, mother fucker: only eighty goddamn dollars! It doesn’t take much to be able to feel what it’s like to nut inside Evie Akashiya, and you’ll find out firsthand after you purchase your very own toy!
It’s not going to take long until you feel what the fuss is about! For fans of Evie Akashiya’s cam shows and videos, your fantasy is going to be fulfilled. But if you want to fuck her asshole, I’m sorry to say, but that isn’t going to happen on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya!
No butthole toy of Evie Akashiya
If you are horny as hell to get a taste and feel of Evie Akashiya’s butthole courtesy of Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya, I have some bad fucking news for you. Evie Akashiya doesn’t have an ass toy you can fuck on Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya. Instead, you’ll have to settle with using your imagination while you fuck your aunt’s more than willing butthole!
That leads to a big problem that I know so many of you have about Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya’s lack of ass play. Specifically those of you that love watching her cam shows in the first place. If you have dreamt about fucking her ass, join the club!
Considering so many people want to get a piece of that ass—probably as many people that want to fuck her tight pussy—Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya should seriously consider adding an ass toy into the mix. Maybe that’s coming sooner than fucking later. But as of this review, it’s just not fucking happening!
Know how to clean it!
Now that you are disappointed to know that Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya doesn’t have any ass sex toys for you to get off to, what about the rest of you who want to bang Evie Akashiya’s pussy anyways? As I already said, the sex toy that is her pussy is goddamn amazing and feels great! But if you want to snap a piece of the Sho Akuma for yourself, you need to first know how to properly take care of the toy!
Fortunately, I’m here to tell you how to do it all and more! First, turn on a sink faucet and set it to warm. Wait for the water to warm up, and rinse the sleeve of the Sho Akuma inside and out! Don’t use soap: that’s bad for the sleeve. Shake the sleeve and make sure it’s at least somewhat damp.
Then, clean it with warm water all over again, being sure to shake diligently once more. This time, get some soapy water and wash the plastic shell of the Sho Akuma. Clean the inside as well, and be sure to clean the compartment you store the Fleshlight in.
Spray a disinfectant spray around the sleeve of the Sho Akuma. This will get rid of any bacteria that could seriously infect your cock. Let the sleeve and plastic shell of the Fleshlight air dry, then pour baby powder on the sleeve of the Sho Akuma to preserve its quality. The baby powder isn’t necessary, but if you want to prolong the life of your toy, you best fucking do it.
If you take care of the Sho Akuma once you purchase it from Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya, you’ll find that Evie Akashiya’s sex toy can last for years if you properly preserve it. And I’m not talking about in a mummy kind of preservation way, either. Nor am I talking about preserving your sex toy like the peach preservatives you’ve been storing in your bunker. I’m talking about preserving the life of your sex toy!
For just $80, it’s nice to know that the Sho Akuma from Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya can last for many years to come if you pay it the respect that it deserves! And you won’t have to pay anything else, because Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya provides fast and discreet shipping on not only the Sho Akuma, but all of Fleshlight’s other toys at large. Check it out mother fuckers, and see how Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya can fulfill your fantasy of fucking Evie Akashiya!
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Fleshlight.com/Evie Akashiya lets you fuck Evie Akashiya’s pussy thanks to its Sho Akuma sex toy! This hardware is going to have you busting a nut in no time, and you’ll understand why Evie Akashiya has such a loyal fanbase! Though it’d be nice to be able to fuck her asshole as well courtesy of an ass sex toy, the Sho Akuma is sure still to satisfy! With an inexpensive price and plenty of rave reviews, I know that the Sho Akuma is going to continue to satisfy Evie Akashiya fans as long as it remains on sale! But please, add that ass toy—it’ll be a fucking hit!
