Want to get balls deep inside Janice Griffith? Who the hell wouldn’t want a chance to take a crack at that pussy? Goddamn, I would love nothing more than to get deep inside her and cum in that snatch! Maybe one day I will get the chance, but you won’t!
But you can get your dick wet in the next best thing! I’m talking about a sex toy I found over on Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith! It’s from Fleshlight, so you know this isn’t some sex toy made in a back alley behind your local shady convenient store. It’s something to behold, so stay here on ThePornDude while I tell you all about it!
Get deep inside Janice Griffith!
If you’ve ever watched a scene starring Janice Griffith (and I know you have since you’re fucking here!), then you’ve probably had dreams where you want to have some bodacious fucking sex with her! I know how you feel, because I’ve had the same fucking dreams! When you watch her tame a hard thick cock, you can’t help but daydream about doing those night things with her!
You won’t be able to snag her pussy in real life, though. One, because you couldn’t handle her power-pussy anyway! And two, I’m going to be busy fucking her when you come around anyway!
But that doesn’t mean you have to go through life not knowing what in the fuck it feels like to fuck Janice Griffith! You’ll get a chance to get a crack at that snatch thanks to the fine folks at Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith, like I already fucking said! So what in the hell does that mean for you when you want to pound the ever-living shit out of Janice Griffith’s pussy, anyway?!
Fuck her pussy with the Eden
How does this all work? What kind of witchcraft and dark magic is going to let you fuck Janice Griffith’s sweet snatch? I’m telling you, once again, that you can’t actually have sex with her in real life!
Instead, Fleshlight has designed a sexy as fuck toy for you to cum inside! It lets you slide that cock of yours deep inside Janice Griffith’s sweet fucking pussy, and before you know it, you’ll be headed to pound town, anytime you wish! It’s so good, you may want to show it off to your bros!
Oh, am I talking about pulling this thing out and fucking it in front of your friends? Is that actually what I am fucking talking about when it comes to getting it on with Janice Griffith, courtesy of Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith? Fuck no it’s not!
I mean, if you want to get naked in front of your best friends, have one of them squirt lube on your peck, and then slide ‘er in deep so you can show them what it looks like when you’re fucking what resembles Janice Griffith’s pussy, go for it! Maybe someone will take out their phone and record a video for everyone! I’d laugh my ass off, as would the world!
Hell, when you get done with it, your bros may take their turn fucking her pussy from the toy you bought at Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith! You best be sure you know how to clean up, though! Otherwise, you’re going to have a bunch of other cum mixed in with lots of lube and your other sexual juices (and your FRIEND’S sex juices too!) that’ll make you have a bad time with your toy!
So what the FUCK is the toy I’m talking about?! Because you’re being a patient piece of shit, I’ll tell you. Are you finally ready for it fuck face?
Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith lets you fuck her via the Eden sex toy! All you have to do is slide your penis inside of this thing, and you’ll know exactly what it feels like to be balls deep fucking one of the best vagina’s around! And that’s not even the best part!
Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith has molded the Eden to feel AND look like her puss! If you clean it out and want to feel what it’d be like to eat her out, you can now know how that feels! Sure, it won’t taste like it, but you’ll have some idea about the texture at least!
But I found myself wanting a little bit more. Not from the sex toy, because the Eden is fire. I’m talking about those of you that want a piece of Janice Griffith’s sweet ass, too!
No ass toy
If you are the kind of bro that wants to also fuck Janice Griffith’s incredibly delectable pussy, I know the feeling! I know how bad that feels to see her asshole in front of the camera in her scenes, and how much you want to fuck it. Unfortunately, Fleshlight is giving you the chance to live out your fantasies as of this writing.
Hopefully that’ll change, and Fleshlight is always adding new sex toys molded after the hottest stars so maybe it will. If that happens, I can fucking guarantee you that many people will be buying that shit in a heartbeat! So don’t worry: the fact that Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith doesn’t have an asshole toy based on her doesn’t mean you’ll have to go forever without porking that butt!
Even if you did fucking get balls deep inside an asshole toy based on Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith, you’d still need to take care of it once you were finished plowing it. And that certainly goes for the Eden if you make a purchase from Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith. You need to know how to properly cleaning it, and though not hard, it’s goddamn important!
Properly clean yourself after fucking her!
The Eden from Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith can’t go off and fucking clean itself! So you have to take the initiative and clean the Eden once you’re finished jizzing inside of it! If you don’t, you are inviting all kinds of nasty bacteria to crawl inside your dick and turn you into some kind of unclean zombie bitch.
I don’t know if that last part about the zombie bitch is true, but you will be giving yourself all kinds of bacteria that isn’t going to feel great. Who knows what will happen? I wouldn’t want to find out!
So how in the fuck are you supposed to clean the sex toy you purchase Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith anyway? Cleaning the Eden is pretty goddamn easy, and it takes no time to do it correctly. First, take the sleeve out of the plastic shell, then wash it with warm water.
Shake out the sleeve to get all of that water out of the inside and outside. Then, do the same thing again! Be sure not to use soap anytime you clean the sleeve of the Fleshlight that you purchase from Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith or otherwise.
Next, clean the plastic shell of the Fleshlight. DO use soap and water this time! Clean the inside and outside of the shell, and also clean where you store the sex toy. Spray an anti-bacterial spray like FleshWash on the sleeve of the Fleshlight, then let it air dry for a few hours.
Once everything has dried, consider applying baby powder to the sleeve of the toy. You don’t have to, but this will keep everything from chipping (especially inside the sleeve) even moreso than the steps you took above. And when the importance of a toy like the Eden is to have the sleeve feel and look like Janice Griffith’s pussy, it’s a step worth considering.
Fast and discreet shipping!
The ability to fuck Janice Griffith sounds like a fucking dream, and you’re probably so horny to buy a toy like this from Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith that you may be about to bust a nut, but you don’t want to get caught. Don’t worry about that shit, because Fleshlight has you covered! On top of that, the Eden only costs $80, making it an amazing deal for sure!
But let me get back to my main point. Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith offers anonymous fast shipping on every product, so you won’t have to worry about someone knowing that you purchased a sex toy. Unless you want to get naked for the boys, put your dingus inside of the Eden, and show them how a real man fucks a sex toy, then I can’t help you there. You’ll have outed yourself pal, and there is no amount of discreet shipping that can fix that!
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Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith allows horny mother fuckers like you to get your dick wet inside of Janice Griffith’s sweet, tight pussy! If you’re ever wanted to know what this feels like, now is your chance! Unfortunately for ass fans, you can’t slide it inside of her butthole as of this writing, but hopefully Fleshlight changes that soon! It would be just as hot of a seller as the Eden from Fleshlight.com/Janice Griffith, because who wouldn’t want to cum deep inside every one of Janice Griffith’s holes, huh?!
