How many of you mother fuckers can’t get enough of the insanely sexy Megan Rain? All of you, I’m sure! Why in the hell would you be tapping or clicking here if you weren’t horny for the one and only, huh?!
You are! And I’m happy to tell you that Fleshlight has made it possible for you to get into those guts and fuck the hell out of The Rain! How do you do it? Are they holding a contest so you get to fuck her IRL?
Yeah right! Like they’d give some slob like you a chance to dip your dick into the holiest of holies! Well, I take that back, because they have—just not the living flesh version of Megan Rain!
If you want to feel what it’s like to get deep inside Megan Rain, get your ass on over to Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain! You’ll get a chance to feel your cock deep inside one or both of her hotholes! But before you hop on over there, I need you to stay the fuck here so you can learn more about what you’ll find on Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain and what to expect when one or both of these toys shows up at your door!
Know what it’s like to be inside Megan Rain!
If you’ve ever watched Megan Rain getting fucking railed by lucky bros—or eating out tasty pussy in a girl-on-girl scene—you’ve probably wondered what it feels like to be deep in her! As I’ve already told you, Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain gives you just that opportunity, but what exactly can you expect once you’re deep inside her...er, it? Well, I can tell you from the reviews I’ve read on Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain that you can expect to cum inside the sleeves every time!
Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain displays real-world reviews, along with the product each buyer purchased. Most buyers can positive things to say about Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain, with one person saying, “hallelujah I came everywhere!” If they’re praising Christ herself after jizzing inside a tight pussy or ass toy from Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain, you know it has to be good!
And why in the hell WOULDN’T these toys satisfy? You’re getting the opportunity to fuck the holes of Megan Rain! It doesn’t matter if you prefer the ass or the pussy: the Megan Rain-branded sex toys on Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain will have you busting a nut every time! That’s hot as hell for sure, and it is certainly better than you using your hands!
Megan’s pussy or ass: which will you choose?
When you watch a Megan Rain video—many of which you’ve probably watched after reading one of my reviews over on ThePornDude—you’ll find that you may want to fuck her asshole more than her pussy. Or, you may want to fuck her pussy more than her asshole. Hell, you may wish that you could grow an extra cock so you could fuck both at the same time!
You can’t—at least not yet. But Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain gives you the choice between an ass or pussy sex toy molded from Megan Rain’s private parts! This isn’t just someone assuming what her pussy or ass looks and feels like when you touch them: these are the real fucking deals!
Megan Rain’s toy molded after her pussy is the ‘Lightning’ while the toy modeled after her ass is the ‘Thunder’ toy. Whichever one you choose, you can expect to find that each toy feels as close to the real thing as possible. The next best thing would be to be inside Megan Rain for real, but you’d only get to cum in her once! She’s not making that mistake again, I can assure you!
It can be a hard choice, I don’t doubt that. Both holes have to feel glorious, and choosing one or the other may be something you can’t decide on very quickly. But give it time: the choice will come to you sooner or later.
Or, you can opt to get both of them if it’s in your budget! That option may be closer to falling within your budget than you may think (more on that in a moment), but for now, let’s double-check something I know you’re wondering about. And that’s whether your mother is going to find what you just bought on her stolen credit card!
Discreet as fuck shipping
Have you ever purchased a sex doll from your favorite manga, only to have your mother see it and whip you with her curtain rod? Oh, do you feel called out? Then you know how embarrassing that can be!
Or, maybe you get so embarrassed accepting a sex toy package from the delivery person that you fall over yourself and have to be rushed to the ER. Goddamn, if you weren’t already embarrassed, doing that certainly made the situation even worse! Control yourself, you stupid ass!
But you don’t have to worry about that happening once you order a toy from Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain! Because when Fleshlight ships your packaging to you, you won’t have to worry about anyone seeing what was shipped your way! Why is that exactly?
Because when Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain ships you a sex toy your way, you’ll find that they offer discreet and fast shipping on any sex toy you buy! When the box arrives at your doorstep, it’ll look like any plain old box that’s as boring as your sex life. Meaning that you can have it shipped anywhere else if you don’t want it to go to your home, like your office if they don’t mind that kind of shit.
Getting the raunchiest sex toy from Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain is safe, secure, and discretionary, so don’t fret about it as it’s getting shipped to your doorstep! As long as you don’t let anyone else open the packaging before you get to it, you’re in the clear! Or if you want to play a joke on someone and embarrass them, only to swipe the sex toy when they’re about to throw it in the trash in disgust, hey, that works too—and it’s a funnier way to buy a sex toy from Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain anyway!
Clean your fucking Fleshlight!
In the same way that you have to wash your weiner after it’s built up with smegma, you have to do similar cleaning with the sex toys found on Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain. Fortunately, cleaning the sex toys are not hard to do, and it’s worth it not just from a hygienic standpoint. If you properly clean your sex toy after every use, you’ll prolong the life of it so it makes sense financially too.
After you jizz into one of the sex toys from Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain, be sure to rinse the entire sleeve of the toy (the non-plastic piece you fuck) with warm water. Shake it vigorously, then rinse it once again. Next, clean the inside and outside of the plastic shell of the toy with soap.
If you get soap on the sleeve of the toy, rinse it off with warm water. Spray liberally with antibacterial spray around the sleeve of the Fleshlight. Fleshlight sells its own brand of cleaner called ‘FleshWash’ if you want to buy something you know will work.
When both are clean, let them air dry for a few hours. I’d also suggest gently sprinkling baby powder around the sleeve of the Fleshlight, too. This will prolong the life of the sex toy and make it feel like brand-new each time that you fuck it!
And I know you want to feel like you’re fucking Megan Rain’s ass, pussy, or both every time you stick your cock inside a hole! So don’t fucking get lazy about it! Take the opportunity to clean, sanitize, and preserve your sex toy, and you’ll eliminate the risk of infection in your dick, too! Plus, your cock and balls won’t smell any worse than they normally do!
Worth the price!
You may think that Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain is going to cost your ass a fuck ton of money, but nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, I am almost certain that you can fit one or even both of these toys into your budget! And I’ll fucking tell you why!
Individually the Lightning and Thunder sex toys on Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain only cost $80! That is cheap as hell considering you get to fuck her ass, pussy, or both, so you know what to do! Head on over to Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain promptly, and buy the sex toys that’ll have you cumming inside Megan Rain over and over again!
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Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain offers an abundance of sex toys from one of the sexiest porn stars out there, Megan Rain! You’re going to discover straight up what it feels like to fuck her, and it’s the closest you’ll ever get to cumming in her asshole OR her pussy! And as long as Fleshlight.com/Megan Rain keeps selling these sex toys, people are going to keep buying them!
