If your dumb ass has the fucking hot for the glorious Abigail Mac, I have some of the best news you’ve ever heard! And I’m not shitting you, either! This is grade-A, bite yourself in the dick worthy fantastic news! So what in the hell is the news?
It’s that you get to fuck Abigail Mac’s pussy! But not in real life! As great as that’d be, let’s be real here: you’d never last. I would, but bitch, you wouldn’t stand a goddamn chance!
So what am I getting at here? How the fuck are you supposed to be able to pork a master of the cock? By paying a goddamn visit over to Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac! This is your ticket to getting deep inside Abigail Mac’s puss, but don’t go over there just yet! There’s a bunch you need to know!
What it’s like to fuck Abigail Mac!
If you’ve ever found yourself jerking off to Abigail Mac’s delicious body, then I want you to fucking know that you’ve got the perfect opportunity to GET IT ON with her! It’s happening over on Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac, but don’t go in there blindly! You’ve GOT to learn how to please her pussy by reading everything I have to say on ThePornDude.
Failure to do so may make your cock blow off! I’d find that funny as hell, but you wouldn’t, so nobody wants that. So take a moment and educate yourself you limp dicked prick!
Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac makes it so easy for you to fuck Abigail Mac’s pussy, and you’re going to know exactly what it feels like once everything is said and done! Once you’ve purchased your own gear from Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac, you’re going to be cumming like you’ve never came before!
So how in the hell did Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac do it? Did they summon a demon that possesses the hottest porn stars, reproduces their pussy, and sends it back to Fleshlight for mass production? What kind of theory is that you stupid mother fucker!
That’s not how it happens at all...well, almost. Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac reproduced the genitalia of Abigail Mac that looks and feels like the real thing! They had her permission, of course, but once everything was all done, her toy was on the market ready for you to buy and fuck until you can’t possibly cum anymore!
That’s the amazing thing about Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac and its other porn star-branded toys. They all look and feel like the real goddamn thing, Abigail Mac included! So don’t fantasize about fucking Abigail Mac: fuck her for real on Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac! Once you’re there, this is how you will make it happen!
Fuck her pussy via the Lush
When you are ready to throw down the gauntlet and start pounding the fuck out of Abigail Mac’s pretty little pussy, all you’ve got to do is head on over to Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac and see what’s available for you. I’m happy to tell you that there is at least something that’ll get you off and make you cum before you even know what happened to you! Even if you’re more of an ass man!
What the fuck are my huge cock and balls telling you? It’s that if you want to fuck the goddamn shit out of Abigail Mac, all you really need to do is to over on over to Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac and grab that pussy! It’s all for you thanks to the Lush sex toy on Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac that allows you to get it the fuck on with Abigail Mac’s pussy!
Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac’s Lush sex toy allows you to stick your cock in and fuck her pussy! It is so fucking easy for you to do: all you need to do is rub lubricant all over your cock and slide it in! It’s that easy, and you’ll be feeling like you’re deep inside the one and only Abigail Mac!
So if you’re a goddamn fan of this babe (and you’ve got to be since you’re right here!), I encourage you to get a glimpse of what you can find over on Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac. Her pussy is waiting for you: but don’t let it get STANKY! Instead, you need to be sure that it remains clean and disinfected so you get the most mileage out of the Lush!
Keep ‘er clean!
The goddamn amazing thing about getting off with the Lush from Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac is the fact that you can cum inside of this toy as many times as you please! And considering that the Lush is designed to look and feel like Abigail Mac’s pussy, well, it just goes to show you what a steal of a deal you’re getting from Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac! How much does it cost? You’re going to be pleased, let me tell you!
But I will get to all of that in a just a moment! First and foremost, you need to know how to keep your Lush from Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac as clean and safe as possible. Use these steps EVERY TIME you cum inside the Lush!
After you’ve ejaculated inside the Lush, take the sleeve of the toy out of its plastic case. Rinse the interior and exterior of the sleeve with warm water. Be sure not to use soap, as this can dry out the sleeve and make it feel shitty. Shake the sleeve to get the excess water out of it, then do the process all over again.
Once you’ve diligently washed the sleeve of the Lush, turn your attention to its plastic casing. Like with the sleeve of the Lush, wash the inside and outside with warm water. This time, be sure to use SOAP ON THE PLASTIC CASING. Really scrub it good to get any excess semen or lubricant off the shell. Do the same wherever you store you’re storing the Lush, because these toys can start smelling like a $10 all-you-can-eat brothel if you’re not sanitary.
Once washed, spray the sleeve of the Lush with antibacterial spray. If you don’t want to search or think too hard about this, consider getting a bottle of FleshWash to spray once you’re done playing. Let both the sleeve and the casing (as well as where you’re storing your Lush) to air dry. If you need it quicker, Fleshlight also sells its own heavy-duty air dryer so you don’t have to wait for nature to finish for you.
Though this last step is optional, when it comes to maintaining the Lush you purchased from Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac, it’s a vital last step. Sprinkle baby powder on the sleeve of the Lush after it is done air drying. These steps above will keep your Lush feeling and smelling fresh, but this last step will keep it feeling like-new for a long ass time to come. And speaking of asses…
No asshole toys?
If you’ve got a hankering to fuck Abigail Mac’s fine fucking ass instead, I’ve got some bad goddamn news for you. Unfortunately, Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac doesn’t have any ass sex toys for you to get off to. That fucking sucks, and I wish I could say that you could get you some asshole, but you can’t as of this writing.
I am hopeful that Fleshlight will fix this issue, though. I know many people probably want to pork that ass, and placing it on Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac would give fans that option. And, maybe it’s just me, but I think it’d be a pretty goddamn big seller!
Fast and discreet shipping on Lush!
If fucking Abigail Mac’s sweet pussy courtesy of Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac sounds fucking awesome to you but you are afraid you’ll get found out, you have nothing at all to worry about! Instead, merely get yo fuckin’ ass on over to Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac and purchase with confidence!
I say that because Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac (and Fleshlight at large) provides fast and discreet shipping no matter what you’re buying! All of this is atop the fact that Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac sells its Lush toy for just $80! Your ticket to cumming inside her pussy multiple times a day is here for you, so make it happen by visiting Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac right the fuck now!
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Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac provides fans with a chance to fuck Abigail Mac on-demand! Thanks to the Lush sex toy, it’s easy to pork one of the sexiest porn stars out there today, and you’ll get it delivered to your home quickly and without anyone being suspicious! Although you won’t find an asshole sex toy of Abigail Mac, you’re still going to want to take a peek at the Lush even if you want to cum in her ass. You’re going to be come away impressed, horny, and wanting to fuck Abigail Mac ASAP! So make it happen over on Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac! I have no doubt that as long as the Lush remains for sale AND Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac considers selling an asshole toy based on Abigail Mac that Fleshlight.com/Abigail Mac’s sales will keep on rockin’!
