As weird as it might sound, there sure as hell is a lot of crossovers between the world of memes and the porn industry. And although a lot of people might assume the opposite, one of the best things that can happen to a porn actress in her career is to become meme-worthy because it skyrockets her popularity to levels never seen before and ensures that everyone around the world knows her slutty face from the moment they see her.
And when it comes to the kind of porn actresses who found newfound fame in the world of online memes, there's plenty for us to choose from, such as Mia Khalifa and Piper Perri, the latter of whom gave birth to that infamous interracial gangbang porn meme that we all know and love these days!
However, you might be sitting there and wondering why I've left one particular name off the list, and that name is, of course, Elsa Jean. She's the smoking hot and downright petite blonde-haired blue-eyed chick who gave birth to the notorious ‘’Oh, fuck! It’s so deep!’’ meme and then became the favorite pornstar of millions of people all over the world from the moment they delved deeper into her content and discovered just how much of a cock drunk and downright feral nymphomaniac she could be when the cameras were turned on.
Now, if you want to talk about a blonde pussy that is the dictionary definition of being breedable, then few come as close to the one that sits between the smooth thighs of Elsa Jean. But imagine if you were able to have access to the very best next thing to that pussy? Well, apparently, you can through the wild invention of the official Elsa Jean Fleshlight! To discover whether the word on the street is true and whether this toy is worth buying, join me on this adventure as I subject Fleshlight.com/products/elsa-jean to a no-holes-barred review!
What is Fleshlight.com/products/elsa-jean?
Fleshlight.com/products/elsa-jean is the official pornstar Fleshlight of Elsa Jean and is molded around her picture-perfect pussy with a vivid texture inside that is designed to suck your cock in and refuse to let it go until you've pumped every last drop of sperm you have to offer into this gorgeously breedable porn hole.
However, there are two types of this toy that you can get your hands on. Each one is based on the different orifices that Elsa Jean has to offer. The first is based around her notoriously perfect slit, and the second is molded around her tight and fuckable asshole. Sadly, there's no mouth Fleshlight of Elsa Jean at the time of writing.
Three Elsa Jean Porn Classics To Pair This Toy With
Alright, let's say you've gone ahead and handed over your cash for the Elsa Jean Fleshlight, and I'm now wondering what kind of porn you should start watching while you stick your dick in it pounded senseless. Well, you're in the right place because I'm the fucking BongVi, and I'm here to guide you through three of the most notorious types of Elsa Jean scenes that you need to know about!
Slow and Sensual to Get the Party Started - When you're faced with a pussy that is as picture-perfect as the one that sits between the legs of Elsa Jean, any man who knows his way around the bedroom will be able to tell you that the worst thing you can possibly do is slamming into it at full force and start pounding away while getting over excited because you'll no doubt bust a nut in next to no time. The same goes for these pornstar Fleshlights. So the best thing to do is find a slow and sensual Elsa Jean porn scene that sees her pussy being fed inch by inch with some of the most elite-tier dicks known to men because that's a surefire way to get this sex party started.
Elsa Jean’s Rough IR Scenes With Blacked - Alright, now you've gently edged your way into this Elsa Jean Fleshlight and built up some stamina. It's time to get a bit rougher and push your edging abilities to the maximum. I'd highly recommend one of the interracial scenes that Elsa Jean filmed with Blacked.com because these are the kind of porn experiences that see her twat being totally obliterated by BBC, and many of these alpha male black dudes don't take any prisoners on that hole of hers.
Breedable Creampies to Round it Off With - So, hours have passed by at this point, and you're now feeling that you are on the vinegar strokes with your dick begging for release as it's been put through spaces deep in the depth of this Elsa Jean Fleshlight. Alright, motherfucker, you've earned it! But to accompany your sticky finale inside of this pornstar Fleshlight, why not pair it with one of the infamous creampie scenes that Elsa Jean has starred in a hell of a lot over the years? This is the kind of pussy that deserves all of the cum it gets, and it's safe to say that Elsa Jean gets massively turned on by the feeling of hot sperm kissing the pink walls of her pussy and will no doubt get even more turned on knowing there's people around the world just like you doing the same to a replica of her slippery twat!
Design of This Pornstar Fleshlight’s Landing Page
For the most part, Fleshlight.com/products/elsa-jean follows the same format as most of the other pornstar Fleshlights on the scene and kicks off with a two-sided layout, with the first introducing you to a slideshow of Elsa Jean in various erotic photo shoots along with one of her actually posing with the toy in question in her hand and looking as proud as can be.
The second part of the landing page is a vertical menu full of drop-down sections to bring you face-to-face with everything from a basic biography of Elsa Jean and her porn career as well as product specifications and what you can expect to find when you finally see the toy landing on your doorstep and get your horny hands into the box.
Further down, you'll see two dedicated sections that show you cutaways of the internals of each variant of the toy, depending on whether you want to go for her pussy or her asshole. Hell, why not get both at once? After this, you'll see a decent library of customer reviews written by people who have field-tested the toy and returned with their balls drained dry as a result.
What Do Porn Fanatics Like Most About it
The first positive that I noticed many people citing about this porn star Fleshlight was its tightness. Now, this isn't the first notoriously tight Fleshlight on the scene, and it likely won't be the last. Still, many people claim that the Elsa Jean variant is the perfect level of tightness that doesn't suffocate your dick too much but instead locks it in place for a pleasure party that you will never want to end.
And don't you just love it when a girl has those meaty pussy lips that tend to arrive on your tongue a few seconds before the rest of her cunt does? Well, that's precisely the kind of pussy that Elsa Jean has between her thighs, and many people are overjoyed at the fact that Fleshlight hasn't neglected amplifying her pussy to ensure that it's as realistic as possible. Many people claim that the sensation of those slippery labia kissing their crotch is one of the prime factors that make them cum harder than ever before inside the Elsa Jean Fleshlight.
Another thing many people point out is that this toy has a dramatically fast drying time after you've washed it. Better yet, the latter is said to be super easy to do, and this is a great bonus to have because nobody likes the feeling of having to wash all of their jizz out of a Fleshlight when they're done with it and then waiting for ages while it dries, do they?
What I Don’t Like
There is one part of the Elsa Jean landing page that lets the rest of the toy down, and that's the pornstar biography attributed to this smoking hot blonde. While Fleshlight usually offers a very well-written and intricate bio of the notorious porn sluts they are offering replica pussies and buttholes off, the Elsa Jean one felt somewhat lacking and very basic.
Suggestions I Have for Fleshlight.com/products/elsa-jean
I was surprised to see that the bio of Elsa Jean was so damn basic on the landing page because, after all, she is one of the most notorious and highly sought-after pornstars we've seen in recent years. So my suggestion for the site admin is to be for that bio and truly do justice to the cum soaked and meme-worthy porn career of this blonde and breedable fuck all to make the toy far more attractive to potential buyers.
Conclusion
Overall, the Elsa Jean Fleshlight is looking to be yet another positive addition to the pornstar Fleshlight collection, and it seems to be doing a damn fine job of draining people's balls just as fast as Elsa Jean’s filthy porn performances do.
However, when it comes to the latter, it is safe to say that the pornstar bio of Elsa Jean on the landing page could do with being spruced up and do a better job of summing up just how notorious this otherwise cute looking blonde nympho really is!
