Tera Patrick is like a fine fucking wine. The older she gets, the tastier her pussy and ass tastes! If you’ve seen her most recent scenes, you know how fucking FIRE she still is—and that flame’s not shitting out anytime soon!
If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to fuck her, then I’ve got great news for you: you can! Well, not literally—but I’ve found the next best thing! Once you get your fucking ass on over to Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick, you’ll have the option to purchase Fleshlight sex toys molded after her genitalia!
Know what it feels like to fuck Tera Patrick!
If you’ve ever wanted to know how it feels to stick your cock inside one of Tera Patrick’s hottest holes, Fleshlight has teamed up with the legendary porn star to make that happen! By creating a mold of her asshole and pussy, you’ll find out firsthand what it feels like to have your way with her glorious glories! Goddamn, I’m actually kind of excited for you!
The only thing better than this would be to actually fuck Tera Patrick in the flesh! If she wants to make that happen, all she has to do is hit me up on ThePornDude so we can schedule a session! But until that day comes, like you, I’ll have to suffice with fucking this amazing sex toy, courtesy of Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick!
Which one are you going to choose? I mean, her ass is fire! And her pussy, don’t even get me started on that!
It can be a difficult decision, but in the best way possible. If you cannot get enough of that pussy, then I encourage you to get a look at the pussy sex toy coming your way from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick. After you read about it, I think you’re going to want to put your penis inside of it!
Fuck her pussy with the ‘Tease’!
For those of you that want to ram Tera Patrick’s pussy raw, I encourage you to check out the ‘Tease’ toy. This will make you feel like you’re getting your dick wet inside the real fucking thing! The only difference is that you’re not feeling her pussy juice around your cock—that’s your lube, son!
Wait, you didn’t know that you have to use lubricant when you’re fucking a Fleshlight? You thought you could fuck the whole thing raw?! Go on and try it: see what happens to you!
It’ll be funny, I can tell you that much! And once you’re dick deep into your Fleshlight you purchase from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick, you’ll feel like you’re fucking Tera Patrick when she’s drier than your mama’s coochie! So really, it’s like fucking Tera Patrick in real life, but without the ability to turn her on even a little bit!
Use some lube if you want to fuck Tera Patrick’s pussy via Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick’s ‘Tease’ sex toy. It’s required, and you best have a plan to clean up afterwards! But I will get to all of that shit in a quick second!
The main thing is that you’re going to feel like you are so deep inside Tera Patrick herself thanks to Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick that it’ll feel real and authentic. You are going to feel like you’re actually fucking her pussy, and I am happy to tell your ass that you don’t just have to fuck her pussy! Instead, you can actually fuck her asshole!
Or her ass with ‘Twisted’!
If you are more of an ass person and you want to cream inside Tera Patrick’s tight hole, you’re going to get the opportunity to do just that! Because all you’ve got to do is go to Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick, and purchase the ‘Twisted’ asshole sex toy that’ll have you cumming your goddamn brains out each time you stick that dick in! You’re going to wonder where this sex toy has been all along, and it’s been right on Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick!
The Twisted toy lets you feel like you’re fucking Tera Patrick’s asshole, and it’s, again, about as close to the real thing as you’re going to get! Slap that ass, cum deep inside of it, and grab ahold tight! You’ll feel like you’re truly inside Tera Patrick’s asshole, and you’ll be over the moon by how it feels if you’re an ass fan!
But like I told you earlier, if you want to take advantage of the sex toys from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick and feel like you’re fucking the real goddamn deal, you need to ensure you’re taking care of the toys. You don’t want to leave them soaking in your own cum and lubricant to rot away. Hell fucking no!
Because let me tell you something, you lazy fuck: the sex toys from Fleshlight are an investment. That is especially true of the toys you get from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick, and besides: you’re a fan! If you want to keep fucking her, you’ve got to take care of her, understand?!
Keep your toys clean!
If you’re thinking to yourself, “fuck you! I’m going to be lazy and keep my semen inside the Fleshlight! It’s like natural lube,” or something to that extent, no, FUCK YOU! If you don’t keep your Fleshlight clean—whether you bought it from the site at large or from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick—these things get dirty FAST! So you’ve got to clean them appropriately!
Cleaning your toys properly involves a routine that you need to get accustomed to doing each time you cum inside one of these sex toys! I don’t care if you’re so exhausted from pumping for hours: you’ve got to get this done every fucking time! If you don’t, your Fleshlight is going to crack, peel, and break from the inside out.
It won’t feel like Tera Patrick anymore, get it?! So cleaning your sex toys from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick comes with owning one. Here’s how you clean them!
First, after cumming inside of a Fleshlight sex toy, rinse the sleeve of the toy with warm water. Be sure not to use soap, as that will dry out the material of the sleeve. Shake out the excess water. Now do it all over again: warm water, shake, the whole thing.
Next, clean the plastic shell of the Fleshlight with warm water as well—but use soap this time! Clean the inside and out of the shell, then let it dry. If you store the plastic shell elsewhere, such as the metallic tubing (or equivalent) that the sex toy arrived in, be sure to keep that clean as well for tidiness’ sake.
Now go back to the sleeve of the Fleshlight you purchased from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick. Spray an antibacterial spray all around the sleeve. If you don’t have one on-hand or you just don’t feel like searching for that kind of spray, Fleshlight sells its own brand called FleshWash. Using this will prevent your Fleshlight’s sleeve from molding and feeling icky.
Let the sleeve and shell of the Fleshlight air dry. If you want to air dry it quickly, Fleshlight even sells its own dryer called the ‘Fleshlight Air’ if you want to dry it quickly and use gear that’s appropriate for a Fleshlight sleeve. Lastly, I encourage you to pour baby powder generously around the sleeve. This will prolong the life of your sleeve, so do it!
Inexpensive price!
One of the fucking best things about buying one of the sex toys featuring Tera Patrick from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick is how inexpensive they truly are! You may fucking think that these toys are going to cost a bunch of money, money, monies, but you’d be wrong! In fact, Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick’s sex toys can fit into just about every budget!
At the time of this writing, Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick’s sex toys only cost $80 apiece! That costs next to nothing considering what in the hell you’re getting! For that price, you could fucking buy two of them and fuck them back-to-back!
This is all with the added bonus that you’ll get discreet and free shipping from Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick too! So what in the fuck are you waiting for, for Tera Patrick to tell you to fuck her? It ain’t gonna happen! Instead, get on over to Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick now, and see how unbelievable these toys truly feel!
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Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick features several sex toys for you to get off with, including a pussy and ass modeled after the legendary porn star herself! With discreet shipping, inexpensive rates, and quality sex toys that’ll make you feel like you’re fucking the real thing! Fleshlight.com/Tera Patrick will continue to sell, too, because who the fuck doesn’t want to fuck Tera Patrick’s perfect ass or pussy?!
