Got a thing for bad babes with sleeve tats? So do I, mother fucker! Which is why I have an inkling that you’re horny as hell for Riley Jensen! She’s one of the hottest baddies in porn, and you’ll see why once you watch her scenes for yourself!
When you do, I know you’re going to want to fuck her sweet, sweet pussy! And now you can thanks to Fleshlight! No, they’re not running a contest or anything like that where you can fuck Riley Jensen’s pussy!
Instead, fuck her pussy by buying a replica over on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen! Does it feel like the real thing though? You’re going to have to hold on as I explain everything here on ThePornDude!
Blow your load inside Riley Jensen!
If you’ve ever wanted to fuck this bad babe when you’re watching one of her scenes, now is your chance! The Riley Jensen sex toy that you’ve always dreamt about is waiting here for you over on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen! If you’re skeptical as to whether or not it’s going to feel and even look like the pussy you’ve seen on-screen, let me put those worries to rest!
Fleshlight gets a real hard-on for making exact replicas of the hottest porn star’s genitalias! And that certainly goes for the sex toy you’ll find on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen! Feel like you’re fucking Riley Jensen via the products on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen and see how incredible she feels!
Fuck Riley Jensen’s pussy with the ‘Wild’!
If you’re revved and horny to fuck Riley Jensen, I encourage you to head on over to Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen and see what they have! While I was here, I noticed an incredible looking sex toy shaped just like Riley Jensen’s pussy!
Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen gives you the chance to fuck Riley Jensen’s pussy courtesy of the ‘Wild’ sex toy! You’re going to love how your cock will feel as you’re fucking it, and I’m certain as hell that you’re going to be using this thang over and over again! Just close your eyes and feel the warmth and wetness that is Riley Jensen’s pussy!
Grasp that thing and really plow into it! You’re not going to hurt the Wild: it can withstand any kind of penis and thrust you give it! Just be sure that you use some lube, because it’s not going to make itself wet!
“Use some lube; it’s not going to make itself wet,” is a quote I’m sure you’ve heard time and again. And if you ever actually fucked Riley Jensen, she’d probably be telling you something similar! Your mother makes fun of you for not getting her wet, Riley Jensen makes fun of you: what pussy can you fuck where you won’t get made fun on?!
It’s right here on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen: it’s the Wild! I’ve already told you that time and again, but what if you are more of an ass guy? Is there something to satisfy those kinds of bros?
Where’s the butthole toy?!
Look, when you’re scouring around Fleshlight looking for a porn star’s genitalia to fuck, you’re typically going to find that they have both a pussy and an ass sex toy! I’m sorry to say, but you won’t find anything like that on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen. At least, not at the time of this writing!
Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen unfortunately does not have a sex toy based on Riley Jensen’s asshole that you can fuck. Hopefully that changes, because have you seen her fucking ass?! I can’t get enough of it when I watch her scenes, and I’m sure you can’t either if you’ve seen her!
This makes me wonder (and, really, hope) that Fleshlight is going to start selling a sex toy based on Riley Jensen’s asshole sooner rather than later. But for now, you’re going to have to make due with choosing another porn star’s asshole to fuck. Fleshlight has plenty of them, so take your pick of the goddamn litter why don’t ya?!
But if you think that you can get away with fucking Riley Jensen’s pussy courtesy of Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen’s the ‘Wild’ or any asshole sex toy sold on Fleshlight at large without cleaning it, don’t be fucking gross! You have to take special care of your sex toys when you buy them from Fleshlight. This is going to be your new responsibility, so you better fucking get used to it!
Be sure to clean it!
So knowing all of this, how in the hell are you supposed to clean your Fleshlight once you’ve purchased it on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen? It’s actually quite easy, but you need to take the time to do it right. With all of the preliminaries out of the way, here’s how to clean your Fleshlight the right way!
First, be sure to run warm water over the sleeve of the Fleshlight. Shake it out, and then run warm water over it again. Though you may be tempted to scrub it with soapy water, don’t do that; it’s bad for the sleeve!
Once you have rinsed the sleeve of the Fleshlight twice, wash its plastic case. You can use soap and warm water for this, and I encourage you to do so to get that stank out. The same goes for where you store your Fleshlight, too, whether that’s the original bin in came in or otherwise. You need to clean it out and be sure that it is sanitary.
Be sure to spray the sleeve of the Fleshlight with an antibacterial spray like Fleshlight’s own FleshWash. This will keep your sex toy you purchased from Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen totally sanitary and free of any germs that’ll make your cock rot off! You don’t want that—unless you fucking do for some reason!
Finally, I suggest sprinkling baby powder all around the sleeve of the Fleshlight. This will keep the sleeve of the Fleshlight feeling brand-new like the day it arrived at your doorstep (and I’ll let you know more about that in a moment!). So now that you know how easy it is to keep your fucking Fleshlight safe and sound, how much can you expect to pay for one of these toys over on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen?
Cost-effective toy!
If you think that you’re going to have to spend a goddamn arm and a leg to fuck Riley Jensen’s pussy over on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen, I’m here to tell you that this just isn’t going to fucking happen! You won’t have to pay that much, because Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen has made it all affordable, and let me tell you how much you can expect to pay!
Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen features only the Wild sex toy as of this writing, and it costs just $80! That’s right: access to Riley Jensen’s pussy can be yours for just a cool price of $80! It doesn’t get any better than that!
And when you consider how fucking sexy her pussy truly is, this price just makes it all the more easier to swallow! Hell, I think that Fleshlight over on Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen could be selling this toy for far more than just what it’s worth here! But it’s not, and it can be all yours for next to nothing!
If you wonder if the price is too expensive, mother fucker, this is Riley Jensen’s pussy we’re talking about here! For just $80, goddammit, you’re going to have the ability to nut inside her every time you want! And if you keep the sex toy clean and sanitized, it’ll last for fucking years!
Discreet and fast shipping!
If you are wondering whether or not you have to worry about someone finding out that you ordered a sex toy from Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen, don’t worry! Like all products, Fleshlight ships its toys quickly and discreetly. You won’t have to worry about someone popping open the packaging of your sex toy because it looks like just that: a sex toy!
Instead, all you need to do is sit back, be comfortable in the fact that nobody is going to be suspicious, and wait until you can access the toy when you get to it. It’s waiting on you, at home, your office, or wherever the fuck you had it shipped. Be sure that you get yours whenever you’re ready to fuck the one and only Riley Jensen, and I know you’re going to enjoy it without a doubt!
Suggestions:
Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen gives you the chance to fuck Riley Jensen’s pussy! When you want to get it on with her, stick your cock deep inside the ‘Wild’ sex toy and let ‘er rip! Unfortunately, you can’t fuck Riley Jensen’s asshole via a toy, only her pussy. That’s not a big deal, but for ass lovers, they’ll be missing out. Fleshlight.com/Riley Jensen should consider adding this sex toy as I know it’d be a mighty seller!
