Do you consider yourself a PorNinja? I don’t know about you guys, but I’m constantly swinging my fleshy katana around, though it’s in the search of pleasure rather than violence. This next website offers ample opportunity to do just that, with a whole shitload of longform dirty movie samples you can watch while polishing your sword. Oh, and hey, what do you call a ninja who bangs a chick up the butt? An assassassin. Your mom might not laugh at that one, but I bet your neckbeard friends do.
Por.ninja is a free tube with a generous gimmick, offering quality adult films for the low, low price of nothing. You can sneak in like a silent intruder or well-armed turtle, indulge to your heart’s content and escape with your wallet fully unscathed. I’d be sold on the concept even without the sweet branding and all the potential gags that come with it, so how about we just get in there and start gawking at some naked, horny ladies?
Long Movie Samples from Big Names in Porno
While Por Ninja doesn’t have a super flashy design, I do appreciate the little tweaks they make to the tried-and-true free tube formula. So many of these sites have basically the exact same layout, and this makes things feel fresh, like rearranging the furniture in your bedroom. I’d make a feng shui joke, but I know the otaku nerds will blow up my inbox. “That’s Chinese, you fucking moron! Ninjas are from Japan!”
Newfangled presentation aside, what will really lure perverts in immediately is the rich range of perversion on display right from the moment you land. The extra-large screencaps sliding by the top of the screen include lesbian encounters, chicks masturbating with vibrators and tentacle dildos, hungry cocksuckers, eager dick riders and stepmoms with serious boundary issues. A sidebar menu of Categories unfolds with quick links to the ABCs of pornographic standards like Anal and Asians, Blondes and Blowjobs, Creampies and Cumshots.
Astute viewers will also notice the runtimes stamped on each front-page thumbnail. As I type this up, I see one shortie outlier, a six-minute striptease, but everything else is much longer. Most of the flicks at Por.ninja run for half an hour or more. That’s a conservative number, too, as I see a fair number of recent additions clocking in at well over an hour. If you’re looking for a marathon fap session without a whole lot of clicking, this is shaping up to be a great choice.
I probably don’t have to tell you this, but most amateur producers ain’t cranking out films of this length. These pornos come from major paysites, big-name studios and some of the most popular producers in the game. One of my only immediate complaints about the setup here is that those adult brand names ain’t tagged, so you’re basically left to stumble upon your favorites instead of just searching or browsing for them.
Even without trying, though, I was spotting famous labels from the moment I started clicking around. TabooHeat, MYLF, Blacks On Blondes, SeeHimFuck and Brazzers logos greeted me in the openings for the very first vids I peeked at today. When I review similar porn tubes, I usually have to do at least a little more poking around to come up with a good list of recognizable studios. These guys ain’t fucking around with the small timers, I guess.
Throwing Shuriken of Cum with Porninja
Once I really started dipping into the Por Ninja catalog, I had another little nitpick: I couldn’t find a list of models anywhere. Big names tend to work with other big names, so
I saw famous pornstars everywhere I looked today, but I couldn’t browse by name or by picture. I was worried the talent wasn’t tagged at all, but a quick search for Riley Reid pulled up dozens of thumbnails with her pretty face and sexy body.
Again, even without a menu, I was spotting familiar faces just by casually browsing the site. Jane Wilde, Alexa Grace, Cherie DeVille and the illustrious Mia Khalifa were among the first of my porn crushes who popped up as my cock did the same. Alyx Star, Nicole Doshi, Gia Derza and Paisley Porter are just a few of the gals I recognized from their visits to see me over at PornDudeCasting, and I know I’ve got a lot more costars lurking in the Por.ninja library.
One thing I noticed as I made my way around the site is that Por Ninja keeps its tagging secret. That’s why you can search for pornstars even if you can’t browse for them. The setup makes for a cleaner interface than you might find elsewhere, but it does limit your browsing possibilities a little bit. I like to be able to click a keyword beneath a video I’m watching if I’m in the mood for more anal, threesomes, BDSM or whatever.
The ultra-clean setup also means I couldn’t find any upload dates, which means I don’t know exactly how fast Porninja is growing. Those are some of my vital data points for my reviews here at ThePornDude, and unfortunately, they aren’t the only missing digits I’m going to tell you about. The overall presentation makes it basically impossible to get a detailed content count without spending all day adding it all up by hand. I’d estimate there are thousands of quality movie samples here, as I never felt like I was close to reaching the bottom of the stack. That said, I wish I could be more precise for you. Sorry.
How I Spent My Tuesday Evening
A pleasant surprise during my tour today was the noticeable lack of spam. Free tubes in general are notorious for throwing ad after ad in your face when you’re just trying to cum into an old gym sock, but with my adblocker running, I had a very smooth experience. I didn’t have any pop-ups nor video ads as I explored the site, and nothing unpleasant squirted in my face even when I activated those Play buttons.
I pulled up the latest addition to the stash, a 34-minute DFXtra film called That’s My Spot, Stepmom. I love the interracial stuff DogFarts is putting out, and I knew I was in for a treat as the camera panned across a blonde MILF’s gorgeous body. Her black stepson walks in, they have a little conversation, and she starts sucking his ginormous cock a couple minutes later.
I’m not sure what resolution the video was streaming in, but it’s nice and crisp, which you don’t always get on free tubes, let alone the libraries out there. The sparkly clean white set is a stark contrast to the absolutely filthy sex playing out within, and it’s fucking fantastic—emphasis on fucking! Dude fucks his stepmom’s face at times in this very generous blowjob scene, which segues perfectly into a giant-jugged titwank, the monster poking her in the neck as it slams up between her tatas.
There’s no Download button at Por Ninja, but I was able to access the mp4 file using a third-party downloader plugin. When the actual pussy hammering starts about halfway through the flick, I knew I wanted it for my permanent collection. I wish this chick’s name was listed clearly somewhere because I’d love to see more of her, so maybe I’ll go searching at the source. This is part of DogFart’s BlackOnBlondes imprint, not some obscure little brand, so she should be easy to find.
Like the name implies, Stepmom found sonny boy’s spot, and from watching, I can tell that he definitely found her spot, too. I honestly didn’t expect any less given the studio who produced it, and I’m very grateful for Por Ninja’s delivery today. That’s why I’m going to stop writing so I can really enjoy the picture.
Por.ninja is a rock-solid entry into the niche of free porn tubes. While I do wish tagging was implemented a little better for easier perusal of the stash, I certainly can’t complain about the wide range of pornos from some of the biggest names in the industry, starring some of the hottest, kinkiest girls in the whole wide world. Check this one out if you’re ready to settle in for a nice, long fap and you’d really prefer not to pull your wallet out first.
