Salem Grimshawe! What’s up, you delightful fucking gooner!? As always, I’ve got something pretty special for you today! It’s been a long time since we’ve talked about the type of girl who was popular all over the internet in the early 2010s… The predecessor to today’s e-girl.
The archetype that gave birth to every edgy babe dudes loves to jerk off to over on Twitch. I’m talking dyed hair, tattoo sleeves, and an obnoxious amount of piercings! That’s right, my friend! Today, we’ll be enjoying the OnlyFans page of a good old Suicide Girl!
And I’m not just exaggerating! The Suicide Girl website is still online! And Nonsalemwitch has collected a couple thousand of her own goth-loving perverts!
Nonsalemwitch (Aka Salem/Salem Grimshawe) is everything you know and love about the “Suicide Girls” era. All the sexy edginess with all the implied mental health issues! Haha! Well… Actually, nowadays, people don’t fetishize mental health issues as much as they used to.
I think enough guys’ lives exploded when they thought they could just stick their dick in crazy with no consequences. I mean, would it ever hurt to just listen once in a while? Nooo, guys just had to think with their cocks.. Now the “crazy hot alt babe” fantasy isn’t even fun anymore.
Also, taking care of your mental health has become much more of a trend now. Even Nonsalemwitch is an advocate for mental health care. You can even find a crisis hotline at the top of her link page, where she keeps the links to her Pornhuub and OnlyFans pages! Haha!
And hey! I might be the guy who reviews porn all day, but even I like to check in on you once in a while! Gotta make sure you’re taking regular breaks from beating that little pecker into oblivion! Remember… You can have too much of a good thing!
After you’re done busting loads to Nonsalemwitch’s content, (Because you and I both know you’re not gonna skip it!) try to go outside and touch some grass! Hey, maybe you can try your luck with a girl who isn’t popping her pussy in front of a camera!
(Most girls don’t do that by the way!) Anyway, if you’ve been fantasizing about a hot Suicide Girl who loves to pop pussy and probably does put curses on people, then you’ve come to the right place!
Nonsalemwitch is an actual witch. Yeah. You heard that right! We all know that one girl. The tattooed alt girl who loves either folk music or death metal. (Or both!) She can’t keep a boyfriend to save her life. (And she’s probably cursed them all.) And spends WAY too much time playing with crystals.
And she always identifies as a witch… Nonsalemwitch is all of that. Except she’s crazy hot. And I think she does have a boyfriend! Yeah! Sorry to start with that bummer! Haha! There’s one dude who constantly appears in her Instagram pictures with comments like:
“When it’s ur turn”
“If you are married then why do you upload all these videos? Think about your husband”
“The shotgun barrel lookin extra kissable rn”
Do yourself a favor… Try not to get too attached! She might respond to your DMs, but she doesn't belong to you… I doubt she even belongs to that guy! Haha! But hey. I’m not one to judge!
Anyway, Nonsalemwitch doesn’t just identify as a witch… It’s almost as if she was born to live this kind of life. Apparently, she was born on Halloween! And not only that… She actually lives in Salem!
If you don’t know your history, Salem is where they used to burn witches at the steak. It was pretty fucked up back then. People were so superstitious, that someone could just accuse a girl of being a witch, and she’d be up for execution.
Sometimes they’d throw them in a river with a large rock tied to their ankle. Sometimes they’d burn them at the stake. I think the logic was that, if she survived, then she was a witch. And if she died then… “Whoops! Guess she wasn’t a witch! Oh well! She’s with the lord now!”
I’ll tell you what… if Nonsalemwitch was alive back then, she could tell every guy that she was a witch and be totally fine! There’s no way they’d let a girl that damn fine burn at the fucking stake! Haha!
Nonsalemwitch Loves entertaining everyone’s goth girl fantasies online. She’s got a bunch of platforms she likes to use regularly, including OnlyFans and Fansly! She’s also on Pornhub and even on YouTube!
But today we’re gonna be talking about her fans pages — Where you can enjoy this hot goth babe in ways her “husband” might not even get to!
NonSalemWitch (Salem Grimshawe) OnlyFans First Look
NonSalemWitch says she’s a top 0.5% model. But honestly… I’ve seen girls say shit like that all the time. I don’t think there’s any way of knowing if they’re telling the truth. It’s kind of like how every pizza place in New York says they’re the “best pizza place in New York”.
They may not actually have the best pizza, but the chances are, you’re still gonna get some kickass pizza! And you can expect the same thing on NonSalemWitch’s OnlyFans page! (Not the pizza. The porn!)
Salem’s fans will get full access to her most exclusive creative and explicit content. You can enjoy everything including, cosplays, nudes, and solo sex tapes. And if you’re a little bit of a freak, don’t worry, so is she!
You can let her know about all the degenerate kinks you’re into in her DMs! That’s right! Her DMs are wide open! NonSalemWitch is more than happy for you to let her know what kind of depraved fantasies run through your mind when you’re looking at her pictures.
I bet she’s heard it all! There’s probably nothing you can say that she hasn’t heard at least twice already!
NonSalemWitch also features giveaways! I know! An OnlyFans model who actually tries to keep her fans engaged! (A moment of silence for all the sorry simps getting by on one tit pic a week for $20!)
Not so fast though! Her giveaways are reserved only for her most loyal fans. Those are the guys giving her the most amount of money every month. What’s the giveaway? I‘ve got no idea! If I had to guess, it’s probably an unreleased video or a private photo album.
Hey… Maybe it’s her! Haha! Maybe if you become her top OnlyFans supporter, she’ll actually fuck you! You know… Some OnlyFans girls actually do that. NonSalemWitch fans probably aren’t that lucky though!
NonSalemWitch has a collection of 1.3k+ images and 70+ videos. They’re not just throwaways either. This is the kind of content you want to pay for! High-quality sexy pics and clips with a witchy vibe you won’t find anywhere else.
And how much will it cost you? Just $10! Not bad if you ask me!
NonSalemWitch (Salem Grimshawe) Fansly FIrst Look
You can find the same sexy witchy vibe over on Salem’s Fansly page. Although, she’s a little more liberal with what she lets you see. Before you sign up, you’ll get to see previews of her latest videos! So, you’ll know just what to enjoy before adding yet another charge to your monthly porn budget.
You won’t find as much content here as on her OnlyFans page though… Right now, she’s only 35 images and 20 videos. And you can access them all at the same price of $!0. I’m pretty sure all the content she uploads is new, but nothing is stopping her from re-uploading stuff she’s already posted on OnlyFans.
You’re either paying for new and exciting content or just getting less for the same price.
NonSalemWitch’s (Salem Grimshawe) OnlyFans/Fansly Content
All of NonSalemWitch’s content is solo. I haven’t seen a video where she includes her boyfriend! So, you can build that parasocial relationship without a pesky cock ruining your illusion!
Salem LOVES to have a good time too! She’s got a fucking giant collection of dildos! It’s not every day you see a girl fuck herself with such a variety of dildos! She doesn’t fuck around either. She goes hard on those things! It’s a miracle she doesn’t fuck up her throat with the way she slams it back there!
What I Like
It’s always great when an OnlyFans model loves to treat her subscribers. NonSalemWitch will bless you with that witch pussy so much, you won’t even notice that $10 coming out of your bank account.
I’m talking daily uploads and open DMs, my friend! Name an emo e-girl who treats her fans this good! You can’t! They’re too busy trying to farm aura. NonSalemWitch is more than happy to get you off every single day.
What I Don’t Like
I got nothing. I hope the Suicide Girl era comes back!
Is It Worth The Price
$10? You’re damn right it’s worth the price!Conclusion
NonSalemWitch (Salem Grimshawe) isn’t just some alt babe who likes to fuck herself in front of a camera… Actually, that’s
exactly what she is! But she’s willing to do that and
a lot more!
You can enjoy all of Salem’s sex tapes and cosplays. She’ll even share her kinks with you in her DMs if you’re lucky! If you ever wondered what one of those Suicide Girls was actually like, then today’s your lucky day!
