Let me tell you that, on my ever-wild adventures with the world of filth, there's been a fair few porn sites out there that have thrown a genuine curveball my way through their quirky choice of name. I'm talking about the kind of sites that, when I read the URL, make me think that I have a good idea of what’s about to come my way, only to slide deeper into what it has to offer to find out that my initial idea couldn't be any further from reality!
Like, can you imagine my shock when I realized that a website called The Salty Spitoon wasn't actually about cum swaps at all? Or the look on my face when The Rings of Power wasn’t centered around chicks who can take two or three cocks in their battered ass at once? Hell, the same thing happened to me when I first arrived at the website you're about to be brought into today!
Its name is Dumaporn.com, and, seeing as the word Duma is Used to describe the councils that run Russia and other post-Soviet republics, I was expecting some Russian porn that could make your dick as hard as a Soviet hammer and as bent as the sickle that crosses it in the flag of the USSR.
But, oh, how wrong I was! I quickly realized that there was nothing Russian at all to be found on this site, and I'm about to explain why. Now, if you're ready to see what Dumaporn.com is really all about and whether it's actually worth thinking your cock into, then follow me and let me show you!
What is Dumaporn.com?
Dumaporn.com is an extremely plain-looking porn platform that promises to curate and share a fuck ton of adult movie samples that have been sourced from across the internet and provide you with enough diversity to give you the kind of adult entertainment experience that will have your eyes rolling, your dick exploding with jizz, and your toes curling up.
So, yeah, while its name might suggest otherwise, the bulk of filth to be found on Dumaporn.com is actually Asian. The site's main categories are censored and uncensored Japanese porn, and there's also a dedicated array of amateur filth as well as adult video (AV) content that's come out of China in recent years.
What’s the Porn Like on Dumaporn.com?
But while Dumaporn.com might look as plain as a freshly shaved twat, I'm keen to push deeper into the site’s portfolio of filth to see whether it's able to deliver us with some downright filthy Asian porn that we will never forget.
● Cute and Busty Girl For Hire - When Haruki Sato rocks up for a job interview wearing a Tartan mini skirt and a figure-hugging top that has her gigantic Japanese boobs pushing through the fabric with these, it's safe to say that her potential new boss is keen to see what his aspiring secretary is down to do to end some bonus cash. Haruki quickly discovers that this job entails much more than just sitting at a desk and typing all day. She quickly has her tits put to the ultimate test, and they are wrapped around her sleazy boss's cock and made to warm him up for a marathon sex session to follow. It’s safe to say he gets maximum use out of this potential employee and has her screaming so hard in orgasmic moans that the whole office can hear. And, yes, she naturally got the damn job!
● The Tokyo Bachelorette Party - The next title on Dumaporn.com revolves around a trio of Japanese women who are enjoying their final nights of freedom at a bachelorette party in downtown Tokyo. However, when one of the more mischievous girls suggests they check out a naughty club she has heard about in the back streets, the alcohol-fuelled night takes a very naughty turn. All three of these women end up visiting a male strip club where the workers aren’t afraid to end some overtime by putting their dicks to work and the customer's pussies. They take full advantage of the wild night, experience orgasms the likes of which they’ve never encountered before, and all end up going home with freshly bred Japanese pussies.
● This Bored Housewife Should Have Never Been Left Home Alone - This JAV tale revolves around a middle-aged Japanese housewife whose husband is a traveling CEO who's constantly on the road, leaving her home alone to find ways to entertain herself all day. When her usual female cleaner quits and is replaced by a 19-year-old Japanese dude who has the kind of body that looks like an Italian Renaissance artist sculpted it, she finds herself overwhelmed with lust. When one thing leads to another, this 19-year-old guy's dick ends up balls deep inside her. Every day he turns up, he finds himself cleaning less and plowing more as this older Japanese MILF takes full advantage of her new employee and gets her hands on the kind of wild and uninhibited sex that her husband simply fails to deliver.
The Design of the Site
Trust me; Dumaporn.com definitely isn't going to be winning any awards for the design of its site anytime soon because it has to be said that this is one of the most boring and plain-looking porn site designs I've ever seen in my life.
It begins with a generic logo spelling the site’s URL in mint green, and this is underlined by an equally plain main menu that takes you to the site's main genres like censored, uncensored, amateur, and Chinese AV.
You’ll then see a search bar that allows you to filter out the thousands of Asian porn titles according to the code. The prompt in the search engine says, ‘’Drop the code here, you bastard,’’ and I know the site is trying to be edgy, but it just feels really out of place on a site that is otherwise really generic-looking.
At the end of the site homepage, you'll see a pretty generic few paragraphs of text that sum up what Dumaporn.com offers. When you click on one of the categories, you'll see the site's numerous titles laid out in horizontal sets of three, each with a cover photo that comes in the form of a DVD-style image and the title code underneath.
What I Like Most About it
The one thing I can't take away from Dumaporn.com is the fact that they have an absolute fuck tonne of hardcore porn on this side. I'm talking about tens of thousands of pages of content to explore. However, it'd be much better if any of them actually fucking worked, and I'll explain what I mean in the next part of the review.
What I Don’t Like
The first big problem I encountered with Dumaporn.com was the fact that many of the video titles were simply unavailable at the time of writing, and trying to watch any of them just LED you to deadlinks that infuriated you more than draining your balls. The only way I could summarize what each title contained was thanks to the DVD-style featured images that give screenshots of the highlights of the action within each one.
And naturally, it's time to talk about the design that this site has going on. It's just so fucking boring and feels like one of the most generic sites you've ever encountered in your life. There's also no video titles in place, just production codes, which makes navigating this collection a total pain in the ass.
Suggestions I Have for Dumaporn.com
I understand that curating a collection that spans tens of thousands of pages can be a total nightmare, but it’s still no excuse when many of the site's most prominent videos fail to play completely. This needs to be rectified quickly because it will only lead to pissed-off people who refuse to return to the site again after using it for the first time.
Dumaporn.com’s design also needs a major revamp. Not only does it look like it was put together in five minutes when it clearly wasn't, but it's also a bitch to navigate due to the JAV title codes being used rather than catchy porn titles. Who the fuck can remember these codes off the top of their heads and use the search bar to find them?
Conclusion
Dumaporn.com initially looks like it has all the ingredients to be an Asian porn Adventure that will have your cock in the grip of its virtual palm within minutes. However, a mere few clicks into this site, you quickly understand that it's not only looking dull as fuck but is also a pain in the ass to navigate. And even when you do navigate to the kind of Japanese porn title your dick desires, you might just find that the video fails to play entirely. Yep, this isn't a site for me, my friends!
