Another Latina ready for my majestic review! Today, I'll be dealing with a curvy brunette named Valerriat, active on TikTok, X, Instagram, Telegram, and OnlyFans. Yeah, she's all over the place, trying to get horndogs' attention, and finally, she has fucking made it! The BongVi is in Da House, ready to give his opinion on Valerriat's shit. Andale!
Let's start by checking out her Instagram
I just entered that Valerriat name in my browser, hoping for the best, and the first thing that popped up was the slut's Instagram page. I was like, why not? I always recommend you follow your favorite OF models and pornstars on free platforms like Instagram and X. It's a great and simple way to check out the goods free of charge.
The current Instagram story shows Valerriat eating an apple. She's dark-haired, all sexy and pouty, but she's not nude. I don't really expect nudity from Instagram. I know that platform is not into nudity, so I expected vanilla teasing. Yeah, Valerriat has that sexy secretary kind of vibe in this story, rocking big, nerdy glasses while wrapping her juicy lips around that apple. So far, it's all looking hot as hell!
101K Instagram followers and counting
Yup, Valerriat's Instagram account is currently sitting at around 101K followers. I expected more, but it's not like I'm disappointed. It's exactly 101K more followers than your sorry ass will ever have, so let's all stop rolling our eyes for a second.
The Instagram stats also reveal that Valerriat has posted around 200 times in total since the launch of her Insta page. Once again, I expected more, but maybe my expectations are fucking wrong. Just because I push over 5K words each day, it doesn't mean that everyone else is equally hardworking.
No nudity on Instagram. You should be fucking aware of that fact! It's also packed with selfies and shit, so yeah, it tends to get repetitive from time to time. It's just how this Instagram cookie crumbles, and once again, maybe I’m the one with the problem. I'm so damn used to chicks flashing me their tits the second they see me, anything with clothes on feels like a goddamn shock to my system. Hey, I’m not complaining. It’s Instagram, after all.
The most provocative thing I managed to find here was a selfie of Valerriat and her sexy little bra. Let me tell you, her tits are fucking huge. Might be the angle, but those bazongas look like they could bust that bra wide open at any second. She’s smiling like she knows exactly what she’s doing, completely unbothered by how goddamn hot the whole thing is. Honestly, she could give a fuck, and that just makes it hotter.
Checking out that link tree
I dig Instagram and all that jazz, but it's damn boring. Instagram’s a little too tame for me. Yeah, it’s cool and all, but I’m more about X (formerly Twitter, whatever the fuck you want to call it), and no, it ain't because of Elon. Who the fuck cares about him? It’s just that X doesn’t mind a little more skin showing, and that’s exactly why I’m hoping Valerriat gets fucking naked over there. Found the link in her Instagram bio, so it’s all nice and easy to get to.
Valerriat’s been on X for exactly one year, and in just 12 months, she’s cranked out around 1.3K tweets. That’s a hell of a lot of action. Do the math, motherfucker, and you'll see that’s over 100 posts a month on average. She’s clearly keeping busy, and that’s no small feat. Let’s be real, anyone who can tweet that much is clearly hustling! Hell, I’m impressed. This constant tweeting adds crazy value to her account, and I sure fucking hope at least half of it is about nudity.
A couple of cleavage pics
I have bad news, motherfuckers! I checked, browsed, and read shit on Valerriat X account, but found exactly zero nude posts. Damn, what that fuck is wrong with these bitches?! If I had tits, I would fucking burn all my tops and just rock them with gusto, but nah, Valerriat is too tame for that shit. I did see a couple of cleavage selfies, you know, her wearing tight tops and shit, but it's far from NSFW content. Hate to shit on your parade, but if you came here expecting DPs and creampies, you will be damn disappointed.
If you zoom out for a second, you'll see that's not as bad as it sounds. You fuckers always complain about bitches like Valerriat being all conceited and shit, just showing their tits and cunts....well, knock yourself out! This Valerriat chick is talking about love and meaning of life all the damn time, and if you ask me, that shit makes her feel attainable. You know, she feels like a real person, not some random bimbo, and maybe that shit adds more value to her OnlyFans game.
Give me that sensitive content
Yeah, I got my ass back to that link tree, and OnlyFans comes with that sensitive content warning. Bring it on, motherfucker! I consent and I get redirected to Valerriat's official and premium OF account. She says she has a free OF account too, but you know as well as I do that all good things in life come with price tags, except for my reviews.
On OnlyFans, Valerriat has around 150 images and 65 videos to show. Not bad. After all, she's only one chick with a limited number of fuck holes. It's where she has around 16K likes, and where the monthly subscription is priced at $12 per month. Way cheaper than I thought it would be and you should really consider paying for that shit. I'm gonna elaborate.
Valerriat does say a lot about the type of content she uploads to OF, but I could bet my left nut it's NSFW. Yeah, man, remember that sensitive content note I got a couple of seconds ago! OnlyFans is fucking notorious for nudity, live shows, communication with subscribers, sexting, and custom content. The majority of OF chicks do that shit, and I'm sure that Valerriat is no exception.
9K people have joined the chick's official Telegram channel
Yeah, before I move on to the conclusion, I want you to know that Valerriat rocks an official Telegram account. It currently has 9.9K+ members, and you know Telegram. It's fucking great for porn, and it's also a place where people share content, interact...you know, do all the things that are common on social media platforms and groups.
Still, I want you to keep your expectations in check. Valerriat is a future pornstar. She won't waste time responding to your free messages on Instagram, X, or Telegram. She is all about OnlyFans, 'cause that is where she earns her money. It's only normal. However, I suggest you follow Valerriat on as many free platforms as possible. Simply, when discounts, presales, or anything of that shit happens, she's gonna post about it on her free pages, and you want to be there when it happens.
She's so hot you'll fall in love
Valerriat’s OnlyFans has a "sensitive content" warning, but you’re not exactly getting a full-blown pussy show right off the bat. She teases you with some cleavage shots and tight tops, but don’t think you’re getting xxx videos or hardcore shit just yet. It’s definitely not as wild as some of the other OF queens who are basically walking cum dumpsters.
Also, she’s not answering your Instagram DMs or Telegram messages, either. She’s busy being a future porn star, making her cash on OnlyFans, so yeah, don't get your dick in a knot waiting for a personal response.
Valerriat is a goddamn force online. The girl’s got 150 images and 65 videos on her OF, and I’m willing to bet that shit’s filled with heat. Also, his chick’s active. She’s posting about 100+ times a month, working that grind like she means it.
On top of that, her Telegram account with over 9K members is lit. That’s a fucking cult of people sharing content and getting the inside scoop on all her best shit. If you're smart, you’ll be on there getting the latest updates on presales, discounts, and whatever juicy bits she’s dropping.
Valerriat’s got those massive tits that practically jump out of every pic, a killer smile, and a vibe that’s giving me chills. Yeah, you might not get instant pussy pics or a quick reply, but if you’re in it for the long haul, Valerriat’s where the real fun's at. She's hot, active as hell, and knows how to make you cream your beta pants!
