Oh, motherfucker, Jade Lavoie is fucking everywhere! She's huge on OnlyFans, TikTok, and Instagram, and I can see why. She's one of those steamy blondes with all the right junk in all the right places, and she doesn't shy away from proper porn. Jade is one of those in-your-face hotties, so it's no wonder she has over 220K likes on her premium OnlyFans account. That's only the tip of the iceberg. Let's get into details.
The shit I know about Jade Lavoie
I managed to find her bio online. It's nothing spectacular 'cause, despite her popularity, she's not an award-winning pornstar or anything of that kind. I found out that Jade Lavoie was born on June 22, 1990, in the United States. She first rose to fame when she uploaded a video about her pornstar lifestyle on her TikTok account. The rest is history. The word on the street is that she has a child and that she currently lives in Canada.
In today's review, I'm gonna focus on her X account, Instagram, and OnlyFans. Jade Lavoie actually runs both a free and a premium OnlyFans account, but I always suggest the premium version. I'll get back to that topic in a second. For now, I want you to know that Jade Lavoie has over 820K followers on Instagram, despite the fact that she has under 400 posts to show there. What's the shit that reels the motherfuckers in? I'm gonna find that out for ya! Read on!
An inked stunner with huge tits
Jade Lavoie posts a lot of selfies on her Instagram, as well as a bunch of professional pics showing her cute body in dresses, leaning against cars. You know, the babe has this luxurious vibe surrounding her ass, like she's living a dream. I can almost imagine her sucking a cock in a luxurious yacht, but I think that the world has already seen something similar. Yeah, blonde chicks with big tits are not exactly a rarity in the xxx world, but Jade Lavoie stands out.
Once this review is fucking over, I'm gonna remember her for her unique name and a lot of tattoos all over her arms and chest. I actually saw that her legs are tattooed, too, in a bikini picture she recently posted on her Instagram. Jade Lavoie has a slim body, pretty athletic, with a small waist, big tits, and a lot of tattoos. Yeah, that's the best way to describe her.
No nudity on her Instagram page
Yeah, that’s a bit of a letdown, not gonna lie. It’s not like I expected Jade to be posting full nudity on Instagram. I’m pretty damn sure that’d get her shit banned, but a little nip slip would’ve been nice. I mean, come on, keep your fucking expectations in check. Instagram isn’t a damn porn site, and Jade knows that. She uses it to show off her lifestyle, promote her shit, and hook in as many horny motherfuckers to her premium pages as possible. Fair game.
I also want you to know that her Instagram only has under 400 posts. What the actual fuck? For a star like her, 400 posts is like a fucking warm-up. She should know better. You can’t just leave your fans hanging. People are thirsty for fresh content. Hell, they want something new every goddamn day, so yeah, if Jade wants to keep those motherfuckers coming back, she’s gotta start posting more. Just saying.
What about her X account
I fucking love X. Way better than Instagram, mostly because X doesn’t give a shit about nudity. Yeah, it’s still not a full-on porn hub, but you can catch a pussy or two showing off in all its glory. Now, when it comes to Jade Lavoie, her X account’s sitting pretty at 174K followers with around 610 posts.
The account’s been up for four years, so do some quick math, and that means Jade’s posting about 12 times a month, on average. I’d love to see that number way higher, but whatever, it’s not the end of the world. It’s decent, but it ain't exactly blowing my fucking mind either.
It's not long before I find a nudie here on X. It's a selfie of Jade showing her with her tongue out and her naked tits pressed against her knees. She's naked alright, but once again, you can't see the nipples. A couple of similar photos are here on her X page. I spotted her completely naked in a big-ass bed, just a sheet covering her legs, but her bare ass hanging out for the world to see. It’s not hardcore, like you don’t get to see her asshole or anything, but it’s a hell of a lot better than the vanilla bullshit she posts on Instagram. No doubt about that.
Two very provocative pics are waiting for you on Jade's X! One of them shows the cutie with spunk all over her face. She's smiling and enjoying it, and the second one shows Jade is one of those completely see-through tops. Finally, you can see her naked tits and those damn nipples.
I suggest you check the babe's X. It's where you can really see what Jade Lavoie is really made of. It's a free and nice preview of all the things that the babe's selling on her OnlyFans. It's where you can follow other people, too, communicate with them, and all that mundane shit you want from a social media page. I'm pretty damn pleased by the amount of nudity here on X, so it's all fucking good.
Focusing on her OnlyFans
OnlyFans is different. It's a damn mix of a social media platform and a porn site, and I think that combo has propelled it straight to the top. It's where you get porn movies, images, but also custom videos, live shows, and communication.
If you take a good look at Jade Lavoie's OnlyFans, and focus on her bio, you'll see that she works dick rates, live shows, sexting, sex tapes with chicks and dudes, POV content, custom content, and cosplay. Yeah, man, all of that for only a couple bucks a month.
You can't communicate with Jade Lavoie on X and Instagram. I mean, you could try, but she'll most probably just ignore your ass. You have to pay for that sexting thing, and speaking of money, I want to go back to her X and Instagram. You see, if it wasn't for these accounts, I might have never known that the subscription for her OF account is currently of an 80% discount. Yeah, man, but it's a time-limited offer.
If you are into Jade Lavoie, you want to follow her on X and TikTok and that damn Instagram. It's your chance to get a glimpse of the free content but also snag a discount or two. You just have to keep waiting for it, and be quick on the draw when it finally happens.
Time to wrap all this shit up
This is the time for the brutal truth! Jade Lavoie’s social media game is a bit of a fucking tease. She’s got an Instagram with barely 400 posts, which is, honestly, kind of a letdown for a babe of her caliber. I expected way more from someone with a following like hers.
Her X page isn’t flooding you with posts either. She averages like 12 a month. For a hardcore fan who wants to see more, that’s kind of a slap in the face, but hey, I get it, she’s probably busy making bank elsewhere.
On X, you’ll see some solid nudity, and I mean the kind of shit Instagram would ban her for. I'm talking naked tits, her ass on full display, and a bit of spunk in her face. I mean, yeah, it’s not hardcore porn, but it’s better than the vanilla garbage you'll find on Instagram. Her X page is a sneak peek into what she’s selling on OnlyFans.
Jade’s doing content, dick rates, custom videos, live shows, sexting, and even sex tapes with both chicks and dudes on her OnlyFans. You get all that good stuff for a few bucks a month. Seriously, that’s a fucking steal for the kind of content she’s pushing, and let’s not forget, she’s offering an 80% discount right now.
She’s a mix of stunning looks, tattoos, and a badass attitude. She’s got that I know I’m hot and I’ll flaunt it vibe, and honestly, that’s what makes her stand out. If you want a glimpse into Jade’s world, hit her up on X and Instagram, and if you’re ready to pay for the good stuff, you already know where to find her. Head over to OF!
