Are you one of those people who constantly struggles to read the room when it comes to dating women? Like, the kind of person who finds himself going out on expensive dates all the time in the hope of getting laid, only to be left wondering whether the chick he's buying slap-up meals for all evening is even interested in going home and fucking his brains out all night long?
It’s nothing to be ashamed of because women can be downright hard to read sometimes, and if you're not sure what signs to look for, then it can feel downright impossible. Shit, I'm not here to give you a crash course in female psychology, but I do know a few women who I can introduce you to who really aren’t afraid to throw some perverted signals your way!
And that’s precisely what I'm going to be doing in today's review because it's time to introduce you to the kind of chick who isn’t interested in spreading confusion when she goes on dates. She instead wants to ensure that any man she meets knows precisely what her intense sexual needs are from the get-go! Okay, you horny guys and girls, it's time to meet CallMeSloo!
Who is CallMeSloo?
CallMeSloo was born in 2002, and she looks like the kind of girl who, if you were to bring her home to meet the folks, would give them a panic attack! She definitely doesn't look like your average, well-behaved chick next door, and she has mischievous eyes that spell utter carnage when she's unleashed in the bedroom.
This is the kind of girl who lives by the mantra of ‘’sex is an energy, not a body type.’’ As well as a string of extremely popular social media accounts, CallMeSloo also runs a heavily active OnlyFans profile which, when writing this review, was loaded with over 450 pieces of content for her horny fans to throw themselves head-first into.
And amongst that portfolio, there's some wild stuff for her paying subscribers to sink their teeth into. As well as your classic solo masturbation performances, CallMeSloo can be found indulging in everything from fucking machine sessions and orgies with fellow content creators to dick-rating sessions that see her judging her fans' fuck rods between one and ten!
Three Times CallMeSloo Made Our Dicks Melt
But you don't have to make your way through every last piece of CallMeSloo’s 450-strong content portfolio because I'm gonna keep it simple and introduce you to three particularly filthy moments that this sex-crazed chick really had her hand virtually wrapped around our cocks and clits with ease!
● The Outfit of the Day - First off, let's start with this incredible outfit that CallMeSloo posted to her premium OnlyFans account while hanging out in her luxury apartment. She deemed this her ‘’Outfit of the day,’’ and it consisted of a ridiculously short crop top made of semi-see-through material that left her stunning tits like 80% visible to anybody who locked eyes with them. It doesn't end there, either, because she's wearing a G-string made of the same material that gives you an incredible look at her insanely tight snatch, and she has a thumb wrapped around the strap to pull her panties down slightly. Now, you might think there's no way this chick has the balls to step out the front door in an outfit like this, but you'd be wrong! And the next photo only goes to prove it!
● Why Does Everybody Stare At Me? - And then, in this next photo, we see CallMeSloo indulging in her exhibitionist aside as she hits the streets of the British capital wearing that very same crop top she was rocking in the last photo, not to mention a pair of short shorts whose fly has been left 80% open so you an incredible look at the descent into her alluring snatch. CallMeSloo plays it modestly and asks her audience why so many people stare at her when she walks down the street when the answer is clear. She's even added a piece of dog tag jewelry around the neck to ensure that men's eyes are drawn straight into her incredible tits, and it's clear this chick is a bonafide exhibitionist who loves getting sexual attention in public.
● A Dinner Date With CallMeSloo Looks Wild! - CallMeSloo captioned this picture, which happens to be one of my favorite pieces of her content so far, with ‘’I gave him head AND bought him dinner!’’ Taken in the booth of some fast food restaurant, we see CallMeSloo sipping a glass of Coca-Cola while wearing a skin-tight crop top that her pierced nipples are trying to break free from. The picture is taken from the POV of her date, who is checking out a picture on a phone that CallMeSloo has just handed him. The picture is CallMeSloo with her mouth around another dude’s dick and staring up into his eyes as she delivers one of the most incredible blowjobs you’ve ever seen. As she sits opposite him with a look of expectation in her eyes, she's desperate to drive him home with her and replicate the picture on her phone on his dick for real. She even paid for the bill! I mean, taking a guy on a date to a fast-food restaurant isn't exactly classy. Then again, neither is showing a picture of yourself sucking on a dude's pork sword when you're on a first date with somebody else!
Wild Facts to Know About CallMeSloo
I'm sure all of you have realized by now that CallMeSloo is the kind of chick who gets a sexual thrill from knowing everybody on the street can see 80% of her titties through her clothing and that she isn't afraid to display how good she is at sucking dick when she's on a first date in some fast food restaurant. It doesn't end there, though, and I’m about to show you why as I reveal some downright wild CallMeSloo facts!
CallMeSloo might look like the kind of girl that many people's wildest dreams are made of, but she's always taken steps to ensure that she keeps in touch with her massive fan base whenever possible. She seems to have avoided outsourcing her dirty talking sessions on OnlyFans to a third-party company and now has a reputation for offering some very up-close and personal virtual sex experiences for her adoring followers, not to mention notorious dick-rating sessions.
While we all know that CallMeSloo is definitely no stranger to sexual adventures when her bedroom door closes, she's also the kind of girl who seems to adore travel adventures because she often posts snaps of herself enjoying a sexually liberated lifestyle in various countries all around the world.
And anybody who's been deep enough into her wild portfolio of XXX content will know that CallMeSloo has a gigantic sex toy collection under her bed that will make most women jealous. However, if you were to ask her which specific toy tends to be her favorite, then she'd more than likely tell you it's the powerful fucking machine that can deliver her pretty twat with the kind of sex that is usually reserved for mainstream pornstars!
These Are CallMeSloo’s Hottest Sexual Assets!
With well over a quarter of a million followers just on her Twitter account alone and a massive army of subscribers on OnlyFans who were doing much more than just paying her bills, CallMeSloo has definitely achieved all of her adult entertainment dreams. But what exactly is it about her that allowed her to carve out a massive fan base for herself? Let's find out!
● She Has a Sexual Fire Burning in Her Eyes - The eyes never lie, and CallMeSloo is definitely rocking the kind of sexually liberated glare that signals you're going to be dragged head-first into some wild bedroom antics if she gets her hands on you. These are the kind of eyes that are all laced with sexual fire and can ignite some wild feelings in your undies from the moment she first locks eyes with you.
● Her Tits Are Just To Die For - And those seemingly all-natural titties she has are just out of this world. Not only has she made them look even hotter with a set of piercings punched through each nipple, but she also knows how to show them off in some genuine porn-grade fashion, whether she's at home or strolling down the street.
● She’s Sexually Audacious As Fuck! - And it's when she’s strolling down the streets that some of CallMeSloo’s wildest content has been made. This chick doesn't give a fuck, and she seems to be determined for everyone around her to know just how sexually potent her imagination is, whether that’s through her boundary-pushing outfits or showing people pictures of herself in sexual action on her cum-stained phone.
What’s She Doing Now?
Despite her official Twitter account having some downright gorgeous content across it and a massive following of over 260,000 people to boot, CallMeSloo isn't very active on there., which has led to some complaints from some corners of her fanbase.
In general, though, she is still clit-deep in the world of adult entertainment but seems to confine herself more to the wild landscape behind her paywall on her OnlyFans, with a steady stream of horny people flocking to see what's going on behind it growing by the day!
