It's definitely no secret that the world of international porn has a small army of critics out there waiting for the chance to put it down whenever they can. And the range of things you often hear coming out of the mouths of normies has become so damn predictable that it's now somewhat dull!
‘’Porn isn't real, and all those wacky storylines do is plant false expectations in people's minds!’’ or ‘’Whether it's fake taxis or horny stepmoms banging their stepsons, none of this shit happens in real life!’’ These are just some of the things you can often hear porn critics saying. Well, I'm here to tell you that fact can often be stranger than fiction, and I've lived a life wild enough to tell you that there are plenty of porn-grade things that can happen unexpectedly IRL!
Imagine, if you will, a porn storyline revolving around a horny stepmom who demands her 18-year-old stepson gets behind the camera and starts filming her latest content for an OnlyFans venture. Sounds wild, right? Well, in the case of Andressa Urach, it actually happened in real life! It's about time I introduced you to this Brazilian seductress, don't you think?
Who is Andressa Urach?
Andressa Urach hails from the Brazilian town of Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul, and was born there on the 11th of October 1987. She kicked off her career by being both a dancer and a model, winning over the hearts and dicks of countless people across Brazil as her work saw her name going from strength to strength.
By 2012, she did her first naked photo shoot and would then go on to participate in the notorious Miss Bumbum contest that Brazil has become well known for. The same year, she also turned herself into a piece of international wanking fuel when she became a well-known face of the Summer Olympics in London.
A year later, in 2013, Andressa Urach’s fame surged to all-new heights when she starred in a Brazilian reality TV show called The Farm. She ended up becoming one of the most controversial participants in the show's entire history. However, it was nowhere near as controversial as what she got up to when she decided to start on OnlyFans account.
Andressa Urach’s Wildest OnlyFans Moments
And it’s precisely that OnlyFans account that I'm about to drag you headfirst into next. While there are plenty of mainstream reality stars around the world who’ve started an OnlyFans that's so damn mundane that it only serves to disappoint their fan base, it's safe to say that Andressa Urach definitely isn't among them. Now, let me show you why!
● Andressa Urach’s Anal Skills On Show! - We're coming right out of the gate here with some wild Brazilian anal action that saw Andressa Urach on her back and spreading her legs for one of the biggest Brazilian BBCs you've ever seen. The dick might have a condom wrapped around it, but the wild anal that follows more than makes up for it. Andressa Urach looks downright feral in this anal sex tape, rubbing her pussy like a woman possessed as this giant black dick obliterates her ass. While it might start off slow and steady, as any responsible anal session should, it soon goes into overdrive as this hung black Bull takes full advantage of this Brazilian slut’s ass and begins plowing her mercilessly. In the end, we see Andressa Urach obediently dropping to her knees to take a hefty cumshot over her tongue, and the sight of it pouring down over those stunning Brazilian tits that come complete with the stereotypical tanlines is just downright incredible.
● Andressa Urach is Nothing Short of Porn-Grade - You could easily take one lock of this Andressa Urach sex tape and think that it's a professionally made Brazilian porn movie because the production value is just so damn good. It kicks off with Andressa Urach in a revealing pussy pink dress with no underwear underneath and a pair of killer high heels that look incredible around her petite feet. Once again, she's paired with a hung Brazilian Bull whose BBC quickly sends her wet pussy into overdrive. Wait until you see that incredible Brazilian ass slamming itself down on the girthy dick, edging this dude to the limit with her twat. She also wasn’t shy about breaking things up by sucking the taste of her own Latina slit off the dick, eventually earning herself a massive mouthful of sperm that looked incredible pouring out over her Botox lips!
● Celebrity-Turned-Pornstar Gets Destroyed in a Gangbang - And while you've seen just how incredible Andressa Urach can handle a giant cock on its own, it’s now time to see how she fares when she's thrown into the mayhem of a Brazilian gangbang. Wearing some of the most incredible thigh-high red latex boots you've ever seen, complete with a mesh crop top that has her tits peeking out through the compromised fabric, Andressa Urach looks dressed to drain dicks in this porno. And when it comes to said dicks, she has a long line of men laying themselves out along the floor for her to work her way through. She kicks things off by dropping into a 69 position on all of them before putting her spit-soaked pussy and ass into action and taking every single dick in the room. You can't even begin to count how many dudes there are waiting to bang Andressa Urach here, and she uses both holes to accommodate them all, resulting in some of the wildest double penetration you've ever seen. My favorite moment, though? It has to be when a dude who's just been railing her asshole pulls his condom off and empties the sticky contents all over her ass cheeks while two other guys plow her at the same time. Wild!
Latina Facts About Andressa Urach
Alright, now it's time to really get into the sticky details of Andressa Urach’s life because, trust me, this busty Brazilian bimbo has sure as shit lived a wild one, and she has more than a few naughty facts to boast about herself as a result!
When I started this review, I mentioned the particular porn storyline that Andressa Urach has made happen in real life. You see, one of the most controversial things about her in recent years has been the fact that she's recruited her 19-year-old son to be a cameraman for her OnlyFans content. Her son has been interviewed extensively on the topic, and he says he views it just like any other ordinary job, although he does take pride in being what he calls ‘’a badass photographer.’’
Another controversial incident that Andressa Urach was embroiled in stemmed from the time she joined an organization called the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God. Andressa Urach ended up donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to the church, but she later launched a lawsuit claiming that the organization had ‘’brainwashed her’’ into giving them the money. The lawsuit, however, failed.
Andressa Urach has also been a strong advocate for cosmetic surgery and has become an icon for the whole bimbo aesthetic that has taken Brazil by storm. She claims that, in days gone by, she was mocked for being many people called ‘’a skinny beanpole.’’ However, it's safe to say that she firmly shut her critic’s mouths by transforming herself into the irresistible walking sex doll that she's become these days.
What Do People Adore Most About Andressa Urach?
Despite her humble beginnings, Andressa Urach has since transformed herself into a widely known name across Brazil and beyond and now has millions upon millions of followers across social media, with some of the horniest being found on her OnlyFans. Next, it's time to find out what exactly it is about her that so many people instantly fall in love with when they meet her.
● She Looks Like a Walking Sex Doll - If you've ever had a sex dream of a Brazilian Latina storming into your room and taking full advantage of your erect cock, then it's likely that she looked something like Andressa Urach. I mean, sure, it's all cosmetic and fake as fuck, but who can deny that this chick is a legit fuck doll from head to toe, from her stunning face and insanely hot milkers to that gigantic ass and tattooed thighs?
● The Brazilian Bedroom Talents or No Fucking Joke - It's globally known that Brazilian women can pull some downright perverted tricks out of the bag in the heat of the moment, and Andressa Urach is a prime example. Whether she is taking a small army of men's dicks inside of her in one of the wildest gangbangs you've ever seen or doing a one-on-one anal sex tape that has people's eyes going just as wide as her asshole, this chick is like an ambassador for the Brazilian sex drive.
● She Knows How to Handle Harness Controversy and Make It Work for Her - Andressa Urach has never been boring, that's for sure. Everything she touches tends to be contentious, and she knows how to harness controversy to ensure her name stays on the tongues of as many people as possible. Sure, she's gained some haters in the process, but it's fair to say that she's also gained many more horny fans as a result.
What’s She Up To Now?
You just can't keep a woman like this down, and Andressa Urach is still at it.
She’s often making headlines across Brazil and beyond for her controversial antics. These days, however, she seems to focus far more on the world of hardcore adult content than being a TV personality. Good news for us, right?
