What’s up, you fucking spank fiend! Today’s a bit of a different vibe. Usually, I’m talking about an OnlyFans model who comes with a list of social media pages with hundreds of thousands or even millions of followers.
Usually, they’re known for their sex tapes on other platforms… Or they’re mainstream content creators. I did a blog the other day featuring a YouTuber who did wholesome outdoor content with millions of subscribers!
Turns out, they were a raging slut who enjoyed posting on OnlyFans more than they enjoyed making YouTube videos! Even if they’re not well known for some other kind of content, they at least have Instagram pages or TikToks where they do low-effort dances to a trending song.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve heard the Jersey Club remix of the song Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs) At the very least, they have a Twitter account where they shit post. But some girls are just a different breed.
Some girls are so fucking horny, they don’t even think about building an audience on social media. Some girls are so horny, they’ll go straight to OnlyFans! That’s the case with the OnlyFans model I’ll be talking about today.
I’ll be honest, it’s gonna be a little hard to talk about this one. There’s not a lot to go off of. Today, we’re talking about TheLottieLavine (aka Lottie.). Let me tell you… I’ve been searching high and fucking low to get a read on this girl…
And it looks like the only place she’s active is her fucking OnlyFans. That’s the first time I’ve seen anything like that since I started the OnlyFans arc. The only other place I’ve seen her post consistently is fucking Reddit!
Not Instagram. Not Twitter. Not even TikTok… (And every girl with their pussy on the internet has at least TikTok!) The only place you can really find her is on OnlyFans. Which makes me wonder… How the fuck did she get any fans at all?!
She has had a bit of an online presence on those things, but it was kind of like going on some sort of online easter egg hunt. Aside from her posts on Reddit, she has another Instagram account with 3 posts from about 4 months ago.
Apparently, she used to have a Twitter account, but it’s deleted. Now there’s just a Twitter account with 502 followers and a message in their bio reading, “dm me for her telegram (PayPal only) £5. That’s some of the sketchiest shit I’ve seen from an OnlyFans model!
I like to get a read on an OnlyFans model when I find their page. It’s always more fun to know what someone’s about outside of their OnlyFans content. That’s what makes their OnlyFans content exciting! I don’t think I’ve reviewed an OnlyFans page of a model that is ONLY on OnlyFans!
This kinda blew my mind. And you know what? I think this TheLottieLavine girl knows that! I think she gets off on the mystique of a hot blonde babe with an OnlyFans page and a checkered internet presence. Why the fuck was her Twitter page deleted?
Is her real name Charlotte Norton or Mia Holmes? There’s conflicting information everywhere and the only way to find out more is by signing up to her OnlyFans. And you’d better not call me crazy either! You know how I think she likes the mystique?
When you land on someone’s OnlyFans page, you can check their bio to see their location. If you check her location in her bio, it’ll say “Nearby - 0.2 miles away”. It totally freaked me out! Haha! But apparently, models have the option to edit their location. Who the fuck does that though?! (Well, a lot of girls, actually! Haha!)
At some point, I just had to bite. Maybe I’ll let you know what I know after I’ve spent enough time in her DMs! Haha! For now, I’ll just let you know about her OnlyFans content. Can I say that it’s worth the mystique? Maybe not.
But there’s enough of the kind of content that’ll pique anyone’s interest!
TheLottieLavine OnlyFans First Look
At first glance, Lottie Lavine seems like your typical OnlyFans slut. Blond hair and beautiful body… At second glance… You kind of get the same thing. Yeah… There’s not a lot of gold at the end of
this rainbow! Haha!
I was pretty disappointed to find that her content was as fucking regular as it gets! Sure, it’s fucking hot! Those hips don’t lie and neither do I! If you wanna scroll through lingerie and nude content of a hot blond, this is just the place you need to be.
But I was expecting something a little… More. You know? Lottie is only really active on OnlyFans. But there’s not a lot going on there either. It’s pretty surprising that she has a following at all.
There are plenty of girls who are just as hot and even more engaging. I feel like I’ve been tricked! Haha! Well… At least the content’s not that bad! If there’s one thing about Lottie that I do know, it’s that she loves going to the gym.
She keeps that body tight! My guess is, she’s a regular girl who got into such great shape, she wanted to share it somewhere. But Instagram and TikTok would give her too much attention. What better place to post than OnlyFans?
There are more than enough guys to ogle your awesome physique, and there’s too much competition for you to go viral. PLUS, you get a bit of extra cash! That’s my theory on this girl and I’m sticking to it!
Anyway, aside from her DMs being wide open, you can enjoy around 290 uploads of images and videos. And yeah... Some of them are actual sex tapes! Not most of them, unfortunately. And the sex tapes are pretty lackluster if you’re looking for some hot amateur action.
It’s also not free either. You’ll have to pay $15 for full access to this mysterious hottie! That’s about the average OnlyFans subscription. And considering that… I just feel like the whole mystique doesn’t really pay off.
Hey, maybe she actually does live 0.2 miles away from you! If you sign up to her OnlyFans page and DM her, she’ll come to hook up with you in person! Haha!
TheLottieLavine’s OnlyFans Content
Like I said, the mystique doesn’t exactly pay off… But that doesn’t mean Lottie’s content is bad. It’s pretty mid-tier on the scale of OnlyFans content. Maybe even low mid-tier. She’s hot! But hot blonds are a dime a dozen on this platform.
She sure as hell knows how to pose in lingerie though. She’s got a huge collection of sexy clothing that she likes to pose in for her fans. It’s mostly teasing. I’m talking red-laced underwear and nothing but crop tops.
I was even enjoying a video where she was stepping over the camera while playing with a pink dildo. That was an almost unforgivable cock tease. It was such a good shot too! It kind of looked like the cover of Lorde’sSolar Power album.
If you’ve got absolutely no taste in anything good, that probably means nothing to you. (Yeah! I like to listen to music in my spare time too! Haha! I don’t only jerk off all day!)
Her sex tape was just a phone screen video of her getting slightly pounded by some dude. I can only guess it’s her boyfriend. It actually wasn’t bad. I mean, seeing that perfect body in action was the most satisfying thing about joining Lottie’s OnlyFans page.
I can only hope she decides to post more of that kind of content.
What I Liked
I’ve gotta hand it to her. The content might have been mid-tier, but that body isn’t. Lottie has the kind of figure anyone with a cock would pay $15 for. I hope she enjoys every bit of that subscription money! Haha!
We’re lucky that sluts like Lottie sign up to OnlyFans to share their body with horny dudes online. You don’t have to be a professional whore to have dudes give you their cum donations en masse!
What I Don’t Like
I’ll be real… The content is pretty mid. It’s fine if you’re looking for a new cute blond to jerk off to. But if you’re looking for something a lot more exciting or engaging, you’re better off looking somewhere else.
Is It Worth The Price?
Honestly? Not really. Don’t get me wrong! Her pics are fucking incredible And her videos aren’t half bad. But you’ll find more for less from some of the more popular girls on OnlyFans.
The only upside to paying for this one is that she has just enough followers to still answer your DMs herself… Maybe. I’m still waiting for my reply! Haha!
Conclusion
TheLottieLavine is a hot blond with an OnlyFans page. That’s about all I can tell you. That’s pretty much all there is to this one.
If you’re looking for a new babe with a gorgeous body to get you off, this is where you’ll find it.
If you’re looking for premium subscription content… You’re better off looking somewhere else.
