Have you fuckers heard of this blonde, big-booty YouTuber? I found Lizzy Wurst on Instagram, where I saw those thick, plumpy booty cheeks that she's known for. The dudes in the comments were just as horny as me, and I can’t blame them with this babe having an ass like that! After checking out her Instagram for myself, I'm pretty damn sure I have a photographic memory of her phat booty now.
And the best part of my dick's discovery is that she's one of those influencer types who isn't afraid to show off the goods with sexy photos and a lusty link leading to exclusive content. I'm sure you fuckers saw that coming, right? This baddie has an OnlyFans page, and when I saw that, I knew I had to check it out to see how crazy this blondie could get. At the same time, I made sure I checked out her YouTube channel and other social media pages to discover more about her!
My first impressions of Lizzy Wurst
As I felt my dick bricking up in my pants after skimming over her slutty photos and some exclusive content, I wanted to know more about this Lizzy chick. So, I checked out her YouTube channel, where she makes day-in-the-life videos. In one of Lizzy's YouTube videos, she mentioned that she injured herself by misusing equipment in the gym and talked about how she'd "do anything for the booty gains."
I wonder if she's ever tried anal — pump that ass full of some dick and jizz, and you'll see it plump up in no time. Anyway, it didn't take me long to start scrolling and starting an over-the-pants stroke. Eventually, I clicked on Lizzy's OnlyFans link again, which you horny bastards can find in the bio of her Instagram page. From there, after pulling my pants down and lubing up, I jizzed about seventeen times!
I'm sure you fuckers are dying to know the specifics, right? Well, I have some good news and bad news for your boner, my dudes. The good news is that she shows that big, round butt often. The bad news — I have to give it to you gooners straight — there's no consistent full-on nudity or sex content, which is a damn shame if you ask me.
But hey, I know you horny bastards want to know what made my stiffy stand and splash my splooge all over the goddamn screen. Even though more hardcore porn is my style, I'm not so depraved that it always takes hardcore, Evil Angel-style porn to get my rocks off like some of you strokers think. But I just wanted to prepare your penises that this chick isn't doing any of that shit before we began talking more about what to expect from this baddie.
After all, she is an influencer with a "reputation" to uphold. She probably doesn't want any of her fans to see her fucking like some of these shameless sluts you see these days — which I say with all due respect to those thots who give us shit worth wanking with. But that doesn't mean you won't find anything fap-worthy on Lizzy's page. I found a fuck-ton of ass shots and lingerie photos that made her look like one of Jules Jordan's girls before a gonzo shoot.
Plus, that bright blonde hair (sometimes brown) and pouty, perverted grin agree with her cum-worthy curves. Just a glance at her will get you gooners jerking off in no time, which is why I knew I had to tell you everything I could find about her. But more importantly, I'm going to make sure you masturbating motherfuckers have a good idea of what's in store for your man-meat when you subscribe to Lizzy's OnlyFans!
Hot blonde influencer with a big booty
Before I skim over this slut's OnlyFans presence and talk about more of this goon-worthy shit you'll find online about her, let's talk about how she became famous in the first place. It wasn't from posting booty pics, either. Elizabeth (Lizzy) Wurst is from New Jersey and used to date some simp who goes by Lance210, a famous Vine star and now YouTuber.
To make a long story short, the two split years later, and eventually, she started making vlogs, mostly day-in-the-life content. These days, from what it seems on her Instagram, she's focused more on promoting her OnlyFans and hasn't posted to YouTube in over a year (currently). But for us, that's a damn good thing. It makes sense why all Lizzy does is post hot photos on Instagram all the fucking time!
I know I'm glazing the fuck out of her juicy ass, but goddamn — I'd do way more if she ever decided to ditch the softcore and try hardcore porn at the BongVi pad. Especially after diving into her OnlyFans, I know that ass wants to be fluid filled and fucked properly. It's perfectly peach-shaped; you can tell she works out with her slim waist and toned arms and legs. Plus, this bitch even has a decent rack, which appears to be at least a D-cup!
Lizzy Wurst’s OnlyFans overview
Now, for the moment you masturbators have been waiting for — Lizzy Wurst's OnlyFans page! I want to preface by saying that this isn't going to be a time where I spoil all of the sexiness awaiting you fuckers when you subscribe. However, I do want to provide a clear breakdown for your boner on what all Lizzy includes and even talk about some shit you won't see and what I wish she'd do in the future.
The first thing I want to go over with you wankers is her pricing tiers, which you'll need an account for if you haven't made one already. Instead of multiple tiers, Lizzy keeps it simple with just two — a month-to-month membership and three-month subscriptions. Her monthly membership is $25, and her three-month membership goes for $56.25 (currently — subject to change).
In her bio, Lizzy says her page includes "lingerie, lingerie videos, feed posts (pictures/videos) and DMing." As most sluts do on OnlyFans that don't use the platform for porn and keep it centered around sexy selfies, Lizzy sends out her most exclusive content in the DMs. That's where I have my first complaint about this cutie's page. I was expecting her to do that shit, but I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for my boner's sake.
Most of her wall photos and the very few videos she has (16 videos currently) are all lingerie photos and videos pointing back to her DMs. You'll see this often with chicks who do similar things to Lizzy. They use social media to lure your horny ass into their lustiness, making you subscribe by paying their paywall fee. Then, you have to pay more to unlock DMs and particular posts.
So, will you see her sexy ass? Yes, but don't expect to see many topless photos or Lizzy taking off her bikini bottoms unless you give in to her dirty direct messages and unlock her content that's privately sent out to you fuckers. Even then, it's never guaranteed that you'll get to wank with naked photos of this baddie, and you sure as hell aren't going to see this bitch smash, which I'm sure that's what we were all hoping for.
No fucking or full-on nudity
Now that I got that shit out of the way, it's time to get real about more things I don't like about Lizzy's OnlyFans experience and what she could improve on, starting with no-sex in her content. I didn't think she'd be doing Evil Angel-style fucking videos and getting her back blown out by Jason Luv, although that'd be sick, right?
However, I was still expecting maybe a few masturbation clips and way more nudity than what I saw. In the future, Lizzy should lean into more provocative posts. I have some ideas that would keep her within her boundaries. How about some dirty talk? What about fetish content and taking that top off way more often?
There were a few posts with side-boob shots — why not do that more? Hell, even boudoir-style nudes would suffice my sack and keep my cock standing. As I said earlier, I still jizzed about seventeen times due to my perverted, vivid imagination with her slutty lingerie photos and that peachy ass. But I'm sure we could all get behind this baddie spicing it up around here!
Follow Lizzy Wurst on social media
So, now you know all about Lizzy Wurst — at least the most essential shit that's going to end with your stiffy satisfied, right? Let's say you're not ready to subscribe to her OnlyFans to see her sexy ass in the most vivid detail available. In that case, you can follow her on social media to keep up with this cutie with a booty. Instagram (@LizzyWurst) and X (@LizzyWurst), formerly Twitter, seems to be where she's most active.
She also has a YouTube channel (@LizzyWurst), but as I said, it’s been over a year since she’s posted. But now you know how I feel about her OnlyFans, without me spoiling too much shit for you strokers. I hope she takes my advice and starts posting more nudity. And ideally, maybe one day we'll see that phat booty taking a big dick, as we all know she does in her personal life!
