Kaelyn Huffman! What’s up, you horny little spank fiend!? We’re still in the world of OnlyFans, and we’re having a hell of a time! I decided to give the e-girls a break. You can only review so many weeaboo THOTs before it gets a little old.
Don’t get me wrong… I fucking love them! For whatever reason, they have better quality content than just about every other girl on OnlyFans. What is it about the cosplayers that make them go that extra mile, huh?
I mean, the difference in quality is fucking night and day! Anyway, it’s about time we start to show some love to good old normie sluts. You know, the kind of girls whose personalities revolve around cute clothes, Drake, and popping ass online.
They are the reason sites like OnlyFans are so popular in the first place. Not everyone woke up wanting to jerk off to a live version of their favorite anime character. Most of us just want a tasty piece of ass!
And, my horny companion, that’s just what we’re gonna get today! Today, I’m talking about an OnlyFans model with one of the most impressive pieces of ass I’ve seen on this platform. I’m talking S-tier bubble-butt!
You know how some guys joke about some girls being able to clap with their ass when they jump? That’s because of girls like this! Today, we’re talking about TikTok super THOT, Astrogirl (@notastrogirl on TikTok).
If you’ve never come across her TikTok account, the first thing you’ll see is her pinned post giving you a demonstration of exactly what I described. Yeah! That’s right! In a sexy matcha green tube top, she jumps up and makes her ass clap!
THAT’S who you’re gonna be dealing with today! I hope you’ve got that wallet nice and warm… Because you’re about to add another expense to your monthly subscriptions! Haha!
It might have taken you a little while to find Astrogirl’s OnlyFans page. She doesn’t have the address to her link page on her TikTok — Just a little hint that you can jerk off to her naked somewhere: “happy you're here. yes I have one”. Her words!
Astrogirl posts the links to her other pages on Twitter and Instagram. She doesn't exactly scream about her OnlyFans page, but she’s not exactly discreet about it either! Once you find it, you won’t be surprised to find that she’s getting just as much love there as she is on TikTok and Instagram!
And why wouldn’t she? That ass is everything to write home about! Haha! It’s one of the best pieces of ass I’ve come across on OnlyFans. That thing has jiggle physics you’d usually find in a 3D animation, haha! With a backside like that, you just know God is a guy!
Astrogirl is also one of those girls who love to keep things classy as much as she likes to show off. Sure, she’s a total slut. Sure she WANTS you to jerk off to her ass… But she also likes to look good!
Don’t go expecting her to bounce around naked like some two-bit hoe with no sense of style… Everything you experience on Astrogirl’s OnlyFans will make you feel like you’re jerking off to luxury content.
It’s like putting your cock in a robe! I’m talking ZERO post-nut-regret when getting off to this kind of content! Astrogirl is the kind of girl your girlfriend won’t even be that mad to find you following!
Astrogirl (@astr0girll) OnlyFans First Look
You won’t be surprised to find that Astrogirl’s perfect white ass fit with a black rose tattoo is the first thing you see when you land on her OnlyFans page. Let me tell you something… You’re gonna remember that tattoo for the rest of your cum-filled life!
With an ass like that, it’s pretty damn hard to forget! You’ll find more of the same in her profile picture — Astrogirl is laying on her stomach on a couch with her perfect ass in full display. That silk lilac underwear is doing nothing to cover up that perfect moon!
There’s not much going on in Astrogirl's bio. You know exactly why you’re here… She knows exactly why you’re here… Why beat around the bush?? She’s only here to give you exactly what you want… It’s not like you came because you were interested in her personality, right?
All you’ll find in her bio is a message reading: “hey baby, cum get to know me”. And that’s exactly what you’ll be doing!
Astrogirl may not exactly be a professional OnlyFans model like a lot of the busty babes you’ll follow from TikTok or Instagram. But she sure as shit loves what she does! Right now, she has more than 450 pics and clips featuring that perfect butt.
And she may be a normie, but you can expect the same kind of quality you’d usually find from those try-hard weeaboo babes! Maybe she doesn’t obsessively post like those girls, but you’re gonna appreciate what she has to offer anyway!
An ass like this doesn’t need a Hinata costume! Sometimes, all you need is a great piece of ass! You’ll even be able to enjoy it live! That’s right! If you thought that Astrogirl was just a cock tease thirsty for attention, you couldn’t be more wrong.
What’s better than getting full access to one of the hottest pieces of ass on OnlyFans? Getting full access to it LIVE! Right now, Astrogirl has livestreamed 14 times. If you’re lucky, she might do one again soon!
It’s not every day you get to see an ass like that in real time! She’s got some pretty fucking lucky subscribers! And how much are you gonna spend for all of that? $9.99! That’s right! That’s less than the average OnlyFans subscription fee!
While two-bit whores with no style charge suckers WAY more for WAY less, you can enjoy absolute perfection for about 10 bucks! You feel that cock of yours rising in your pants right now, don’t you? Haha! Don’t try to hide it! An ass like that at THAT price would do that to anyone!
Astrogirl’s (@astr0girll) OnlyFans Content
Like I said, Astrogirll isn’t just a cock tease… You can be sure to find exactly what you’re looking for on her OnlyFans page. Astrogirl may not have thousands of posts just yet, (Just you wait though! She’s not gonna stop anytime soon!) but you can see that ass in all kinds of action!
One of her latest pieces of content featured her with two other friends, drinking and fooling around. Astrogirl’s subscribers got a front-seat view of her throwing back that perfect peach with her friends before just making out.
If you’re just a normal dude who appreciates hot girls showing off — A man of fucking culture… Then this kind of content is JUST for you! Astrogirl has a giant collection of her ass in all sorts of fashion…
From super short tennis skirts to sexy purple-laced underwear. No matter what she puts that thing in, it’ll never get old! And YES, you can see the whole thing. Astrogirl isn’t some sloppy slut though. You’re not gonna come across videos of her choking on some guy’s rod.
And let’s be honest… We don’t need to see that shit ALL the fucking time. You know what I mean? Sometimes, even I just wanna enjoy a great HD picture of a pussy under a fine piece of ass in the shower. You’ll feel like a fucking king once you’re done jerking off!
What I Like
I’m pretty sure, in my last blog, I said that I’d come across another girl I’d call “the hottest girl I’ve seen on OnlyFans”. I’ll be honest… I’ve said that about a hundred times already! But I promise! I meant it all those times! It just doesn’t stop on this fucking platform!
Is Astrogirl the hottest girl on OnlyFans so far? Well… I wouldn’t say that… But with an ass like that… She’s definitely up there!
What I Don’t Like
Unless you signed up expecting her to break her pussy on impossible large cocks, there’s nothing here to dislike! This is the kind of content men with taste can enjoy! Nothing but a hot brunette with a great ass.
Is It Worth The Price?
Yes sir! It is! Sure, Astrogirl doesn’t have the number of uploads as some of the hottest girls on the platform… But the content that she does upload is fucking perfect!
If you ever wondered what that ass looks like outside of those classy dresses… $9.99 is well worth the price to find out!
Conclusion
Astrogirl (@astr0girll) is infamous on TikTok for that hot piece of ass… hundreds of thousands of dudes are wondering what it looks like outside of those clothes. Is it worth the hype? It sure is! If you enjoy jerking off to perfection, Astrogirl is just the girl for you!