What’s up, coomer!? We’re at the start of the new year, and if you’ve been following since Christmas season, it’ll be no surprise to you that we’re starting strong with the OnlyFans content. I’ve been having a hell of a time over here.
More fun than I had at the beginning of last year, reviewing Japanese Twitter porn. And that’s saying something! Haha! (I had A LOT of fun reviewing JAV Twitter! It’s a total mindfuck. You’d never know the girls there put out more porn than most of your favorite pornstars.)
We’ll definitely get back to that again! Haha! But I’m happy to enjoy all the OnlyFans content I can until my cock can’t take any more! You wouldn’t believe the number of girls who joined the platform since the pandemic.
Every day, OnlyFans content gets hotter and more specific. Before the 2020s, (Can you believe we’re saying that now?) the kind of girls you’d find on OnlyFans were just pornstars, and girls who didn’t know how to be pornstars yet.
When the e-girls found out they could sell their pussy without being constantly suspended from the platform, it was up! Now, online pervs can gain exclusive access to girls who cater to their specific fantasy or fetish. It’s a win-win for everyone.
I don’t know how long it’s gonna last, but it ain’t going away anytime soon. OnlyFans is here to stay! That’s until everyone starts having sex in virtual reality as I predicted! (I hope everyone remembers that it was ThePornDude who predicted that!)
Until then, I’m gonna enjoy all of the finest sluts the world has to offer. Today, we’re gonna be diving into the OnlyFans world of one of the many hot blondes to join the platform out of the USA.
Nothing too niche here… Just a hot blonde who loves to cosplay a little and fuck a lot! The perfect kind of girl to browse through when you’re looking to enjoy some simple private pleasure.
If you’re on TikTok often, you might have come across a cute busty blonde who LOVES playing with squirrels. She goes by Keri Steel (@keri.steel on TikTok). I’m not sure that she planned on being such an online sensation… Weird things happen when you’re a quirky babe with grade-A boobs!
Keri Steel is the self-proclaimed “Squirrel girl from TikTok… But if you’ve spent more than two seconds on her TikTok page, it’s pretty clear there’s why she really blew up. Keri has about 7 squirrel-based posts, haha!
I won’t lie though… They’re pretty fucking impressive! She’s kind of like a Disney princess… If the Disney princesses were total sluts who were obsessed with attention! In her TikTok bio, you’ll find that she hints at having an OnlyFans page…
If you landed here while looking for her… Congratulations! You’re a few moments away from emptying your balls to the “squirrel girl from TikTok”! Haha! That’s right, my friend! It wasn’t just a cock tease! Keri really IS slutty enough to share her sex life with the world…
It’s not like she didn’t make that totally clear, though! I mean… She has A LOT of posts on TikTok… About 7 of them have anything to do with squirrels… She couldn’t be any more clear about wanting a hoard of dudes to jerk off to her!
Keri Steel (@keri.steel) OnlyFans First Look
It’d be pretty easy to assume that the only reason Keri got on TikTok was to start an OnlyFans account. That’s some of the most blatantly hoe-coded videos I’ve ever seen. You knew damn well she wasn’t just
showing off her new red trousers haha! They did look pretty damn good on her though!
Not only did Keri set up an OnlyFans for her hundreds of thousands of TikTok followers… She set up TWO. And I’m gonna be talking about both of them:
Keri steel FREE (@keri.steel.free): If you want a peek at just what is under those fancy clothes, (Or how Keri’s able to afford those fancy clothes!) you can take a look at her free OnlyFans content… There’s not a lot compared to the VIP page, obviously… But it’s more than enough to get the blood rushing to your cock!
Like I said, it wasn’t Keri’s love of squirrels that made her a TikTok star… She’s got one hell of a body! I know that comes pretty easily in the social media world… You can find hot girls with rockin’ bodies by accident while mindlessly scrolling.
But only once in a while will you come across a body like this. I’m talking PERFECT curves, my friend! It’s like something out of a fucking dream! And she knows it! Her OnlyFans banner features her perfect ass perched in a pair of daisy dukes and white laced underwear.
But her profile pic is just a normal portrait picture… That’s pretty much the tone of Keri’s world. All things considered, Keri Steel is a pretty regular girl. She has a podcast with a friend of hers on YouTube called Mixed Mayhem where she just talks about life.
Everyday regular shit… They even have a shared TikTok account. The funny thing is, it’s pretty much completely separated from Keri’s more personal content. You can’t even find Keri’s OnlyFans account without really looking for it.
Don’t let that regular selfie fool you though… Keri LOVES to know that her fans are dreaming about what they’d do to her body! She only has 6 photos and 17 videos uploaded, though… And she doesn’t spend a lot of time there.
In her bio, she makes it clear that the real fun is over on her VIP OnlyFans page. You’ll only be getting a naughty little taste of what she’s offering. You have to buy the videos that cost 35% more than they would on her VIP page.
And she doesn’t reply to DMs! Keri’s free content is just an opportunity for you to see what you could be missing out on!
Keri (@keristeel) (Paid):
Now this is where the
real party happens! As opposed to the cute daisy dukes you found in the last banner, you’ll be looking at that perfect ass wrapped in sexy black lingerie bent in front of a mirror. It’s like a work of fucking art!
Her profile picture is still pretty normal by OnlyFans standards. But those tits busting out of that orange vest should give you an idea of what you’ll soon be enjoying!
On this OnlyFans page, you’ll find WAY more to enjoy… Don’t get your hopes up too much though! Keri isn’t exactly a professional slut! Haha! Just a regular one with an OnlyFans account. She loves the idea of you jerking off to her.
But if you ask me, she’s in this to be admired more than to spread her pussy for cash. But who says you can’t do both, right?! Haha! You’ll only find about 170+ media posts from her. And they don’t exactly come by every day. Her MAIN content is clearly over on her TikTok page…
Her OnlyFans page is more like dessert… Like really fucking good dessert. The kind you could jerk off to without having to use your imagination! Haha! That’s not to say that Keri doesn’t spend as much time on OnlyFans as you’d want her to.
She’s online for most parts of the day pretty much every day! And uploading content isn’t the only thing she likes to treat her fans to. You’ll also be able to catch her live! That’s right, my friend! You can catch the Squirrel girl from TikTok throwing that ass around in REAL TIME.
Right now, Keri Steel has streamed 31 times — Almost double the average amount of streams of the other girls we’ve seen so far! If the perfect pics and sex tapes didn’t convince you to sign up… That just might!
You’ll be enjoying all of that for about $10. To get to see a body like THAT live, I’d say that’s pretty fucking reasonable!
Keri Steel’s (@keri.steel) OnlyFans Content
I’ve seen A LOT of rockin’ bods on OnlyFans since we started… And I’ve gotta say… This is certainly up there. Keri Steel is a normal girl who was blessed with the kind of body every guy dreams about.
And luckily for us, she just so happens to be slutty enough to share it with whoever is willing to pay! For just $10, you’ll be enjoying some of the hottest content from one of the hottest big-tittied blondes on the platform!
From topless shower pics to videos of Keri playing with BBC dildos… I once scrolled past some content that featured her perfect tits covered in cum! As if her tits couldn’t get any more perfect! Haha!
What I Like
I feel like I say that I’ve found the hottest girl on OnlyFans just about every other day… It really feels like I do! If the next girl I review has a hotter body than Keri Steel, I’m never leaving OnlyFans! Haha!
Because that body is out of this fucking world! We’re just lucky she’s happy to share it with all of us.
What I Don’t Like
I’m not a fan of paid content on paid subscriptions. I don’t wanna have to pay twice… Other than that, there’s nothing not to like!
Is It Worth The Price?
I’d say it is! $10 is WAY less than what a lot of other OnlyFans girls are charging. I’ve seen girls less hot charge triple that! Seriously, some guys will pay for fucking anything. Why not a hot blonde from TikTok?
Conclusion
Keri Steel clearly wants to be known for more than just liking squirrels!
She spends a big part of her day trying to satisfy all of her most dedicated followers with her perfect body. Keri’s OnlyFans is a pretty pleasant surprise for any of her unassuming TikTok followers.
