What’s up, you naughty little gooner!? Are you excited for the new year?! Did you make any New Year’s Resolutions? I hope none of them were to start simping less for OnlyFans hoes… Because it’s just gonna keep getting harder.
There are hotter and sluttier girls signing up to OnlyFans every fucking day! We’re in the golden age of independent sluts! It’s looking like we’re just gonna be talking about OnlyFans girls for the rest of the year!
It’s not like I’m complaining. If you ask me, I’m glad so many girls figured out a more reliable way to pop their pussy for money… Now they don’t have to rely on shady management teams and someone else’s schedule to show the world what giant slut they are!
Don’t get me wrong… Online perverts are still enjoying good old-fashioned production porn. Platforms like Brazzers and Reality Kings are alive and well, and there are more than enough wannabe traditional pornstars to go around!
And don’t even get me started on Adult Time… Seriously… I might just start a whole series just talking about how fucking amazing Adult Time is… Talk about a new age of professional porn! But that’s not always what we want…
Sometimes, dudes (and chicks) wanna feel like they’re jerking off to someone who just might answer their DMs during or after they’re masturbating… Sometimes you wanna feel a little closer to the girl you’re busting a nut to.
That’s why amateur porn started blowing up in the mid-2010s… Holy shit… Can you believe I’m saying it like that? I sound like a fucking documentarian! Are we really getting old that fast?!
Anyway, Xvideos (one of my favorites) gave porn fans a little more of a feeling of familiarity… But OnlyFans took it a step further… Now you can jerk off to your favorite online slut every single day while telling her how much she gets you off!
And if you’re lucky, she might just let you know how much she appreciates your donations! Haha! For a while, there were really only two kinds of girls you’d find on OnlyFans: Pornstars and hot attention whores who were probably gonna be pornstars anyway.
There wasn’t a lot of variety. But the more sluts around the world started figuring out they could make money from their home sex videos, the more options future simps would have! Nowadays, you can find just about any girl you’ve been dreaming of since puberty on OnlyFans!
It’s like if Rule 34 had a social media site! Today, we’re gonna be exploring a pretty popular kind of online slut… The fabled e-girl! That’s right… But this one’s a little different from a lot of the other e-girls you’re used to jerking off to.
Well… Okay. She’s not THAT different… She’s just got more tits and thighs than almost every cosplay babe you’ve seen on Instagram! Today, we’re gonna be diving into the OnlyFans world of Shadory! (Aka Valeriia Shulmina, Aka Alice.)
Shadory isn’t your average anime-nerd-turned-online-slut. She’s clearly been working towards achieving the kind of body proportions, horny weebs can only dream of! If Shadory weren’t spending all her time appealing to crusty weebs online, she’d be a straight-up supermodel!
I’m sure she loves anime enough to dress up as 2D cartoons in her free time… She DID get her start on Instagram. But with a body like that… If OnlyFans didn’t exist, this Russian hottie would be somewhere in California shooting magazines!
Weebs like this don’t come around too often my friend… And you should be thanking your lucky fucking stars this one is slutty enough to share her perfect body with the world! How about jerking off to a 3D girl for a change, huh?! Haha!
Shadory/Valeriia Shulmina OnlyFans First Look
I should put a disclaimer here. There’s enough lewd content for your crusty little cock to be happy for days. HOWEVER…. If you’re looking for pussy-gushing, eye-rolling, anime-inspired degeneracy, you’re gonna have to look somewhere else.
That’s right, my friend. Not everyone wants to debase themselves for your enjoyment! (There are plenty of girls who do though! You can learn about them in any of my other blogs!) If you’re not a cum-brained degenerate, then that won’t be any problem for you.
I’ve achieved the kind of enlightenment that any pervert with my experience could. When you reach a certain level on pervert, you can enjoy anything from triple-fisting to cute girls in yoga pants… There’s beauty in all of it!
Anyway, the moment you land on Shadory’s page, you can tell she means business. I don’t know what it is about online sluts who cosplay… But they put more effort into their photos than any other kind of girl on the platform. It’s not even close!
Every cosplayer I’ve seen on OnlyFans has had nothing but high-effort content. You’d think they were trying to get approval from a magazine… Fortunately for you, they’re trying to get the approval of thousands of dudes who are horny enough to pay to see them.
Shadory spends a lot of time on OnlyFans, but it’s clear that people are interested more in the artsy side of her content than the sexy side… And after seeing what she’s packing under all that hot cosplay… That fucking blows my mind!
Shadory has more than 1 million followers on Twitter. But her OnlyFans numbers don’t really match. It’s not like she’s hiding her page either. She’s clearly trying to collect as many donations as possible. But her OnlyFans likes only come up to around 70k.
If you ask me, I think it’s because, for the most part, Shadory’s OnlyFans page isn’t that different from her Twitter page. Most of the content is pretty much the same. Don’t get me wrong — There’s WAY more to enjoy on her OnlyFans…
But her lewd content isn’t exactly THAT much lewder than what she’s posting on Twitter. I mean, do you know what you could find on Twitter? Do I need to mention how I almost spent all of 2024 reviewing Japanese porn on Twitter?!
In case you’re just tuning in… I talked about it a lot. And I was NOT kidding. With the kind of mouth-watering degeneracy you can find on Twitter, I guess some extra nipple isn’t enough for Shadory’s fans to leave her Twitter page.
That’s not to say there isn’t a lot to enjoy though… There’s still plenty of reason for Shadory’s most dedicated fans to make their way over to her exclusive content. You might be finding more of the same thing, but you’ll also be finding a lot more than that!
And when I say more, I mean that Shadory has over 1700 media posts for you to enjoy! And she’s not stopping any time soon. They may be a little more ecchi than hentai, but with a body like that, why wouldn’t you be curious to see what’s underneath?!
And did I mention that you can enjoy all of that for just $9? Depending on when you’re reading this of course. If you’re lucky you can get access to all that hot weeaboo action for just $3.15! I’m guessing it’s a New Year’s sale. That’s a pretty great way to start off the new year if you ask me!
Shadory/Valeriia Shulmina’s OnlyFans Content
Like I said, just because you’re not gonna find pussy-gushing content here, doesn’t mean Shadory’s OnlyFans isn’t worth visiting. Not only is this Russian beauty one of the hottest babes in the cosplay scene…
The quality of her content is out of this world! Again, there’s just something about cosplay sluts that make them wanna put in that extra effort. And girls like Shadory never compromise on quantity either… It’s every fucking day with Shaodory!
You and your lucky little pecker get to enjoy the hottest version of all of your favorite anime waifus! I’m talking Hinata, Esdeath, 2B… Every anime girl you’ve at least thought of draining your balls to. And if you can’t find her dressed as your waifu, you can always request it!
She’s up for pretty much everything. I once saw a picture of her dressed in a sexy nun outfit with her perfect F-cup tits on display. It wasn’t even a character. She just wanted an excuse to show her tits in a hot costume! I’m sure she’ll be willing to try whatever your horny little mind wants to see her in!
“Does that mean her DMs are open?”. You’re damn right it does!
What I Like
Shadory is one of the HOTTEST e-girl cosplayers I’ve seen on OnlyFans. You’ll feel like you landed to fucking jackpot after finding her page. This girl is supermodel hot. She’s a total fucking weeb. And she’s a total fucking slut! You don’t come across that every day!
What I Don’t Like
The content is a little tame for my tastes. Like I said, It’s a little more
ecchi than
hentai.
Is It Worth The Price?
Fuck Yeah!. If you love hot girls dressed as your favorite anime characters, you don’t get much better than this. All for less than the average price of an OnlyFans page: $9! And, if you’re quick, you can get it for just $3.15!
Conclusion
Shadory is one of the hottest cosplay sluts on OnlyFans. I’m serious… You might have seen some hot cosplay babes, but nothing like this! If this Russian beauty wasn’t such a fucking weeb, she’d be in Hollywood, breaking hearts. Fortunately for you, she’s more than happy to make you cum dressed as your waifu!
