What’s up, you horny little freak?! I’ve got something pretty fucking special for ya! But first… How was your Christmas? Did you get all that cum out of your system before you had to face your family? Did they see the shame in your eyes? Haha!
OnlyFans was filled with SO much Christmas content! I wouldn’t blame you if you had to sneak away every once in a while to see what was uploaded. There’s just something about the holidays that makes everyone extra comfortable!
You’ll be happy to know that we’re still in the world of OnlyFans! And honestly… I don’t know when we’ll ever leave… I mean, seriously… There are SO many girls. New profile and content gets uploaded every day!
I knew that the world was full of sluts, but DAMN! This is literally never-ending… OnlyfFans is becoming the next place to enjoy all the amateur and professional content you want. The thing about OnlyFans is… It’s mostly girls who happen to be a little extra slutty!
Nowadays, if you’ve got a vagina and just enough shamelessness, you’ve pretty much got a golden ticket to life on easy mode. Sure it comes with some drawbacks… It’ll be harder to find a boyfriend that doesn’t suck, no one in your life will take you seriously, and everyone will know that you’re a whore…
But other than that, you’ll be laughing to the bank just for existing! And as long as everyone gets to empty their balls to your pussy for the right price, we’re all for it! I know, I know! If you’re reading this as a dude, you’re probably thinking “That fucking sucks. I wish I had a pussy so I could live life on easy mode”.
Trust me… I feel you! Think of it this way… About 200 years ago, if you were a girl who was showing a little too much ankle, you’d pretty much be an outcast. Society would do everything straight up killing you for being a disgusting whore…
Some places STILL do stuff like that… Think of it as the universe balancing itself out! Haha! More online pussy is NEVER a bad thing in ThePornDude’s world… I wish a platform like OnlyFans came by sooner!
Anyway, the thing with OnlyFans nowadays is that most of the girls you’ll find are just regular girls who happen to be slutty enough to take advantage of a time when dudes will pay to jerk off to you… Most of them aren’t really dedicated to the craft.
You know what I mean? Where’s the love for the girls who not only don’t care about everyone knowing they’re a filthy whore… They want the world to know that they’re one of the filthiest and hottest whores in the fucking world!
They want to be known< for how good they are at sucking cock and taking multiple cocks… You know…. Pornstars! Right now, dudes prefer jerking off to girls who they can imagine live next door to them… But I’ve always loved jerking off to girls who clearly know and love what they’re doing!
And that is exactly who I’m presenting to you today, my horny friend! Today, we’re diving into the OnlyFans world of amateur pornstar, Britni Kitten. Britni Kitten is a cut above your average slut… Sure she has an OnlyFans…
But her content isn’t just a means to make money… This isn’t just something she enjoys doing. Being a hot internet slut is a passion for Britni Kitten. It’s seriously more than just the money!
Britni might seem like your average petite blonde with an OnlyFans page. But I’m telling you, she’s a little more than just that. Most online sluts looking to make money kind of care about their platforms outside of porn.
Usually, they’ll actually try to keep their social media accounts online… Not Britni. Britni doesn’t give a fuck… Somehow, this girl is too slutty for Twitter! And Twitter lets you upload porn! You can find her on there now with about 3000 followers.
And you’d better believe, she’s more than happy to start all over again! Haha! And her Instagram? Forget about it… That shit lasted maybe a year… The only places you can consistently see her is OnlyFans… Although she’s really pushing for Pornhub lately.
She’s got an account and everything. In fact, she’s the only non-ranked Pornhub model I’ve ever seen with 0 videos and 140k+ subscribers… Dudes are really looking forward to her content over there!
If you don’t want to wait… You know where the party is! Chances are, you’ll be staying for a looong fucking time!
Britni Kitten OnlyFans First Look
Once you land on Britni’s OnlyFans page, you’ll get the impression that she’s just about every -petite blonde slut you can find on the platform. It’s easy to skip over a profile like that when you’re searching for the next girl to simp over.
I mean, the thumb in her mouth in the profile banner isn’t exactly the most enticing picture… I’ve seen sluts do everything short of showing you their fucking uterus with those banner shots! If you’re not careful, you could be missing a real gem!
Her profile picture is what’ll really catch your attention! That profile shot of her perfect ass consuming a sexy black thong from behind will stop you in your fucking tracks! Haha! You don’t get much more perfect than that!
There’s not much going on in her bio. You know exactly what you came for… She knows exactly what you came for… What is there left to say?! The only things you’ll find in her bio are links to her Twitter and Instagram and a message saying “wholesome content only ;)”
Don’t worry… She’s kidding! There ain’t nothing wholesome about what you’re scrolling down to see! There’s also no real point in following those links. Her Twitter/X page is just a backup page after having the other one suspended. And knowing the type of slut, Britni is… You can expect it to happen to this page eventually!
And her Instagram page? Don’t even think about it! Haha! That’s long gone!
With how much Britni LOVES making content, she’s still fairly new to the game. You won’t find thousands upon thousands of pics and vids like you would with the other super sluts on OnlyFans…
Right now, she’s got 145 media posts with 25 of them being videos. Are they great videos? Well... That’s for you to decide. I’ll get into that in just a moment! I’ll tell you what Britnit Kitten does have more of compared to most of the other girls you’ll find on OnlyFans: Livestreams!
Britni’s still pretty new, but right now, she has more than double the number of live streams than every girl we’ve seen this year! I wasn’t kidding when I said this girl was passionate about sharing her pussy with the world! You’re entering a new fucking world with this blonde little pervert!
Right now, she’s at 50+ livestreams and counting! If you decide to subscribe to her page, for now, that’s what you’ll really be signing up for! And how much will it cost to enjoy a delicious slut like Britni? $12! That’s on the low end of OnlyFans subscription prices!
AND you’ll be getting access to all the new content she’ll inevitably flood the internet with!
Britni Kitten’s OnlyFans Content
You heard it here first, my friend… I think we’re looking at the next big pornstar! That’s right… Mark my words. It’s only a matter of time before
Britni Kitten is on the lips of every internet-dwelling pervert. And if you subscribe right now, you’ll be able to say that you were there from the start!
Right now, her content is some of the best amateur stuff on OnlyFans. But for now, that’s just what it is. Amateur stuff. That being said, seeing that perfect body in action feels like I’m fucking dream. And she CLEARLY loves what she’s doing…
One of my favorite videos features her getting fucked in a forest. Her legs were 90 degrees while leaning against a tree! I’m sure if someone would have walked past, she’d have loved that even more!
What I Liked
Britnit might not have the crazy amount of content as other sluts on OnlyFans, but she sure LOVES to livestream! Britni loves to share her pussy with her fans in the most authentic way possible… And what’s more authentic than seeing it live?!
What I Don’t Like
There’s not much to dislike here. I’m sure there’ll be more than 25 videos to jerk off to real fucking soon. For now, you can enjoy that perfect body in real time!
Is It Worth The Price?
That's a resounding yes from me!. Like I said, I think we’re booking at one of the next biggest names in porn! Why wouldn’t you wanna be the first to jerk off to enjoy all of her most authentic
content? 12 bucks is a pretty sweet deal to me!
Conclusion
Britni Kitten is about as enthusiastic about sharing her perfect body with the world as any internet whore in the history of porn. Soon, she’ll be one of the biggest names on Pornhub… Until then, you can enjoy first dibs for $12 a month!
