There are genuinely few greater feelings in this world than closing your bedroom door behind you, turning on a monitor or ten, and kicking off the kind of porn marathon that really sorts the normies from the smut fanatics. Armed with everything from military-grade lube to lifelike cock strokers, you’re trembling with excitement as yet another porn adventure kicks into action.
Well, it used to be the kind of scenario that we were all more than happy with, and we often classed it as the highlight of our day. But there’s now a growing number of smut fanatics who have seen way too many perverted posts on the likes of Twitter and now crave something else being added to their porn marathons.
They’ve seen those dirty little clips of porn-loving couples who love to spend their evenings basking in the warm glow of smut. The sound of fists wrapped around fuck sticks contrasts gorgeously with the slapping of slutty hands on clits, and experiencing a Gooning session alongside a porn-fuelled woman becomes the stuff that dreams are made of.
But let me keep it real. There are plenty of women out there who can consume their own body weight in porn and not bat an eyelid, but they are often hard to find. So, unless you’re willing to put in the groundwork into finding one to beat your meat with, you’re gonna have to look for alternative arrangements.
And when it comes to the next best thing, there are plenty of people claiming that a lifelike sex doll is the answer to making your porn-fuelled couple dreams a reality. However, it’s a dream that can quickly be crushed if you opt for the wrong kind of sex doll store to find your realistic lover, which is why I’m on hand to take you through them all and show you which ones are worth buying from. Now, let’s see how the topic of today’s review, Xmbestrealdoll.com, is gonna hold up!
What is Xmbestrealdoll.com?
With the sex doll industry being big fuckin’ business these days, we’ve seen a butt load of stores pop up on the scene looking to get in on the action. Xmbestrealdoll.com is one of the latest, and it pledges to bring you a harem of lifelike fuck dolls of various kinds, ranging from BBW to sporty and everything in between.
While Xmbestrealdoll.com isn't the most well-established sex doll store on the scene and hasn’t even been archived on the Wayback Machine yet, it appears to have a beefy array of love dolls in its catalog already, not to mention a string of positive reviews from happy customers who’ve successfully bought a sex doll from the store to bury their cock in or ride all night long.
What Kind of Sex Dolls Can You Buy on Xmbestrealdoll.com?
But just what kind of sex dolls are the clients of Xmbestrealdoll.com throwing their hard-earned cash at? To find out, I took a quivering look at some of the most popular love dolls in its collection! Luckily, the store has a dedicated section for its best-selling dolls that allowed me to cut right to the chase.
● The Air Hostess Sex Doll - Most of us have, at some point or other, experienced being in a place with a raging hard-on because of a smoking-hot air hostess strutting down the aisle, right? Whether it’s when you feel her brush past you and leave the scent of expensive perfume in your nostrils or watch her tits jiggle in her uniform as she puts bags in the overhead locker, there’s just something so damn alluring about the women of the skies. And that’s a vibe that this air hostess sex doll is trying to tackle. Coming complete with a uniform and the kind of face that would look great covered in your cum, this air hostess love doll is fuckin’ hot and has a massive pair of milkers that would act as flotation devices in ‘’the unlikely event of an emergency.’’ It’s an epic way to join the mile-high club without even leaving your own home!
● The Leopard Print Clad Brothel Slut - While the air hostess love doll has a touch of class to her, this sex doll doesn’t. She’s ideal for those who are looking for a toy on the sleazier end of the spectrum, and she comes complete in a mixture of leather, lace, and leopard print that makes her look like the most popular girl in a Nevada brothel. Coming with some of the biggest tits that Xmbestrealdoll.com’s collection has to offer and a delightful cunt between her stocking-wrapped thighs that is begging for your dick, this brothel slut sex doll is the kind of girl you’re gonna struggle to get your cock out of!
● Lilor Has the Foreign Trophy Wife Vibe Going On! - Have you ever seen some rich Chad with an exotic-looking woman on his arm and felt your dick tingle with joy at the sight of her? Maybe she comes from somewhere in Latin America or hails from the frost-bitten mountains of Siberia. Either way, she brings some exotic vibes that make you go dizzy with lust. And that’s the same kind of vibe that Lilor the sex doll brings to the table. Petite, tanned, and with a massive set of fake tits that top off her trophy wife vibe, she’s the kind of exotic sex doll that you can fuck all night long, without the bills that come with the trophy wife lifestyle, of course!
The Design of the Store
Xmbestrealdoll.com begins with a black header section home to the logo, main menu, search engine, and the buttons to access your account, cart, etc. The site’s logo spells out Xmbestrealdoll.com’s name in one of the most generic and dull-looking styles I’ve ever seen, whereas the menu takes you to places like the homepage, its main sex doll catalog, best-selling love dolls, an About page, customizable dolls, and toys which are currently on sale.
The site’s homepage starts with a hero section that hosts a CTA introducing you to Xmbestrealdoll.com’s mission, along with two buttons leading you to the latest love dolls and the latest special offers the site has to offer. Behind it, the CTA is propped up by a picture of five varying love dolls leaning on a bar and looking at you with lustful intent in their eyes.
Then, you’ll come face to face with a selection of four of the site’s best-selling love dolls. Each comes with a dedicated featured image, title, price, and any current special offers highlighted in red. Underneath this is a selection of positive customer reviews left by past clients of Xmbestrealdoll.com.
The lower part of Xmbestrealdoll.com’s homepage introduces you to a set of the site’s main love doll categories via featured images, such as BBW, cute, and sports-style. This is joined by an insight into the latest love dolls to be added to the site and is presented in the same format as above.
Then, Xmbestrealdoll.com rounds off its homepage with a potent boast about the store being trusted by ‘’over 35,000+ customers’’ and tries to back this up with images of Google Reviews and Trustpilot logos. However, clicking on the images doesn’t lead anywhere, so these reviews can’t be verified at all, and I’m inclined to believe the store is talking out of its ass until it’s able to back them up.
What I Like Most About It
Xmbestrealdoll.com doesn’t have the biggest array of love dolls I’ve ever seen, but there are some gems in its collection. Overall, it’s hit-and-miss, but when you find a decent sex doll in its catalog, it tends to be badass. Most of them are pretty well presented, too, and often come with badass photo galleries that don’t shy away from showing off the doll’s juiciest assets!
What I Don’t Like
Let’s talk about the most serious issue going on with Xmbestrealdoll.com first. The site is boasting a customer base that is fuckin’ enormous, yet it’s not able to back this up. The boasts at the bottom of the site feel shady as fuck because there are no actual links to the positive reviews it claims to have, and, for all we know, the site could have just written the reviews themselves.
Another shitty part of Xmbestrealdoll.com is the site’s logo. I mean, for fuck’s sake, how can you launch a sex doll store with a logo so damn underwhelming? It’s grainy, pixelated, and looks generic as fuck. It’s also tiny and hard to read and even gets dwarfed by the text of the main menu sitting alongside it.
Suggestions I Have For Xmbestrealdoll.com
The three non-verified customer reviews on the site’s homepage are nowhere near enough for me to trust what Xmbestrealdoll.com says about its positive feedback, and the dead-end links to platforms like Trustpilot at the bottom of the site don’t help, either. This site needs to back up its ‘’positive reviews’’ with solid evidence or ditch them entirely from the site until they can.
I’d also suggest that Xmbestrealdoll.com does something about that shitty logo because, in this day and age, there’s no excuse for having such a generic logo like that. What kind of impression do you think it will leave on your clients? They’re probably gonna think that if you can’t be arsed to make an effort to roll out a decent logo, how much effort are you putting into your sex doll services?
Conclusion
Aside from a few sex dolls that we’d be happy to bury our dicks in, it’s hard to find anything remarkable about Xmbestrealdoll.com, and this store needs some serious work being done to it if it wants to stand toe to toe with some of the meatier sex doll stores on the scene these days. It's not only dull overall but also a store that feels unscrupulous because it doesn’t bother to back up its promises of positive reviews and a booming customer base.
