Sure, I know there are plenty of people out there who look at a porn-loving Chad like myself and crave to have my lifestyle. After all, what’s better than being able to consume my own body weight in porn every hour while traveling to all four corners of the world to explore the ever-growing world of smut? It’s a dream come true, right?
Well, nothing is paradise, my friends. You see, I’m still only human and can’t be in ten places all at once. This is much to the devastation of my global harem of eager whores who pretty much stare at the clock all day and count down the minutes until they can get their next fix of BongVi-grade cock.
Of course, I do my best to ensure they’re not starved of pleasure entirely, and one of the most reliable ways I can make this happen is by relying on remote-controlled sex toys. You see, while I’m balls deep in one Thot who is creaming on my dick, I can flawlessly pull out my phone and ensure that one of my other porn sluts on the other side of the world can cum at the same time!
And I know that there are plenty of you fellow porn studs out there who’d love to be afforded the chance to do the same. But in a world where finding reliable Bluetooth sex toys is becoming a minefield that’s infested with cheap shit from Asia flooding the market, the role of The BongVi in guiding you through it becomes ever more vital.
That’s why, today, I’m planning to bring you into one of the latest remote-controlled sex toy firms to hit the market. It’s a site called Inhapx.com, and I’ve heard down the grapevine that some of their toys have been described as everything from ‘’pleasure-seeking bliss’’ to a cross between ‘’electrode and a Tesla ball.” So, let’s see what it’s all about!
What is Inhapx.com?
Inhapx.com is a sex toy site that first hit the orgasm-hunting scene/came online at the start of 2024. It’s run by a team who have pledged to bring horny men, kinky gals, and sex-loving couples with a range of sex toys that are best described as ‘’out of the box,’’ with Bluetooth remote controls being the order of the day.
But as well as vibrating cock rings, clitoral vibrators, and G-spot hunting toys, the main focal point of Inhapx.com’s collection is the remote-controlled InHapX360. It’s a quirky-looking flagship toy that brings a lot of things to the cum-drenched table. Oh, and In the next section, I’m going to bring you face to face with it!
What are the Vibrators Like on Inhapx.com?
Inhapx.com has a pretty damn limited selection of sex toys at the time of writing, although it is a very new sex toy store. Still, let’s take a look at some of the main sex toys that it has to offer, starting with the store’s flagship InHapX360 device!
● The InHapX960 G-Spot Vibrator - Alright, in terms of aesthetics, this is a cool-looking sex toy, and it’s one of the only G-spot vibrators I’ve seen with what looks like a Tesla ball incorporated in the design. The team behind the device claims that they’ve managed to pioneer new technology that forms a ‘’plasma that produces a light beam between the electrode and skin.’’ In turn, this is meant to unleash some of the strongest vibrations imaginable and lead to cross-eyed orgasms for the user. Oh, and if you’re looking to use it as a couple, it has remote controlled features through the app so you can make your horny wife or GF cum from a distance.
● The Wearable Butterfly Vibrator - If you’re one of the growing number of people who like to take their pleasure into the great outdoors and not just confine it to the bedroom, then this toy will likely pique your interest. This is a discreet vibrator that can be worn inside a pair of panties, and it comes with a remote control that your partner can then control. Imagine the thrill of being out in a restaurant or bar and not knowing when the next surge of pleasure will come! Will you be able to stand your ground and resist squirting all over the floor and making it look like you’ve just pissed yourself in public? It’s time to accept the challenge!
● A Spring-Loaded Vibe That You Can Take Everywhere - A lot of women go through day-to-day life being plagued by the instant urge to cum as hard as they can, wherever they are. Sadly, not everyone has a handbag big enough to fit a Hitachi wand. But this is where this naughty little device comes in to save the day. This potent but tiny toy is as big as a stick of lipstick and can be brought wherever you go to always ensure you have a burst of pleasure at arm’s reach! It’s also waterproof, so you don’t have to worry about getting it too wet and messy.
Design of the Store
As each day goes by, we’re seeing a flood of new sex toy websites pop up on the scene. This means that competition has never been more fierce, and it’s becoming increasingly vital for a sex toy store to deploy a solid design that stands out from the competition. Now, let’s take a look and see how well Inhapx.com has managed to do!
Inhapx.com begins with a header bar that hosts the site’s logo and main menu. The former spells out the site’s name in slightly generic text in the same tone of purple as its flagship sex toy, and the latter points you to the products, categories, vibrators, apps, and a selection of blog posts covering various sex tips.
Underneath this is a video hero section that plays a promotion clip of Inhapx.com’s flagship sex toy in action. This then leads you to a scrollable selection of other featured products to check out, followed by a collection of category boxes dedicated to sex toys for men, women, and adventurous couples.
The lower part of Inhapx.com’s homepage has a dedicated section showcasing the brand’s sex toy app that lets you control its products from afar. You’ll also find a horizontal selection of the latest sex tip articles that have been added to the on-site blog, each with an eye-catching featured image and an easy-to-read title.
What I Like Most About it
These days, it’s become all too common to find sex toy stores that strive to be unique only to bring the same generic array of sex toys to the table. Inhapx.com might not have the most extensive collection in the world, but it at least has a flagship toy that can allow it to stand out from the others. Not to mention that it’s a pretty damn cool-looking device, too!
In terms of design, Inhapx.com is pretty basic but well done overall. One thing I liked in particular is that it hasn’t flooded its homepage with useless content, which means new arrivals get bogged down within seconds. Instead, it opted for useful sections that you need to know about and kept them short, sweet, and easy to digest.
I also liked that Inhapx.com has a well-populated sex tips blog on the site, too. Too many sex toy stores neglect how important it is to add such a blog to their site, so it’s great to see that the team running Inhapx.com has invested the time and effort into building one, and it’s also beefed up with content that’s actually worth reading.
What I Don’t Like
Inhapx.com is a very new site, granted, but its sex toy collection is still pretty weak outside of its flagship product. There really isn’t much variety in the products, and the overall theme of the toys feels a little inconsistent. There’s a dire need for more products to be added to the catalog in the coming months.
While I can’t say the same for all of the imagery used on the site, some of the graphics on Inhapx.com are also complete dogshit. Some of them looked like they’d come straight off of websites like Wish or Alibaba, whereas others looked like the kind of cheap and cringeworthy advertisements you’d see in a marketplace in New Delhi.
Suggestions I Have for Inhapx.com
Firstly, I’d suggest that Inhapx.com irons out a solid theme for its sex toys that fits the vibe of the site and aligns well with its flagship toy. Then, it’s just a case of beefing up the site’s catalog to ensure the site taps into multiple niches and starts building up a more diverse customer base of horny motherfuckers.
And then, it’s time for the team running Inhapx.com to start being able to identify what imagery looks decent and what looks shit. You can’t expect to convert visitors to the site if you’re using third-world tier marketing. Even though there is some decent imagery being used, it’s rendered useless by the shitty ones.
Conclusion
Inhapx.com is new, and it still has a lot of work that needs to be done in order to bring it up to speed. Although it does have a simple design, a decent blog, and a cool-looking toy spearheading its marketing, it's let down by some shit-tier imagery on the site and an overall sex toy collection that is small and underwhelming.
