When I first started looking up Leanne Lace's videos, I thought I had the wrong girl. The first result I found was on YouTube, and it was some promo for a lingerie line or some shit. I thought, "There's no way a blonde this gorgeous could be in the porn industry. Come on, she's a model." I was wrong. This is, in fact, the same girl, and she's not a natural blonde. She's a full-time blonde now, but she was initially some kind of brunette. But she noticed that the blonde hair really matched her overall slutty vibe and her gorgeous blue-green eyes.
Can you notice that I'm falling in love? Yes, I am. This girl is taking my heart and my cum in spades. That’s a hell of a visual. She does amazing work, and as is the case with most porn stars these days, she’s promoting her OnlyFans above all. She really wants to come out on top as a solo performer as opposed to a professional porn star. That’s okay, she’s got more than enough professional performances under her belt to keep us warm through the winter. I’m looking at a good 100 different videos on Pornhub alone. That’s the free stuff that slipped through the cracks after it got old, you know, the promotional material. Can you imagine the kind of stuff she’s got in the works nowadays? It’s crazy.
Sophisticated And Slutty
This chick is outstandingly gorgeous, whether she’s a blonde or brunette. She sucks cock like no other, and you can tell she’s enjoying herself. She’s worked with some really impressive studios in the past, and they really knew how to put her through the wringer. She’s licked a lot of pussies on camera, which I very much enjoy watching, and she’s also licked a lot of ass. Now that’s wife material right there. I hope someday to be married to a woman who would like to join me in eating other women’s asses. It would be a real dream come true for me. That’s the best kind of reason—the one where the girl that I’m paired with is equally as depraved as me, and we go to town on some nubile vixen.
You know, I never thought that I could see myself with a partner. I’ve always ridden solo. But if I find a girl who’s equally as depraved as me and she likes pussy as much as I do, why the hell not? Why shouldn’t I get hitched? Don’t I deserve to be happy? But I’m getting ahead of myself. I’m not marrying Leanne Lace anytime soon, but I am jacking off to her videos, and I jacked off once before this review and then one more time during. I’m probably gonna jack off again once I’m done. She brings a certain elegant flair to every scene that she’s a part of. It’s a mix between ladylike and slut behavior. She does it all, and she does it effortlessly.
I mean, this is the kind of girl you can take to a fancy restaurant and then from there go straight into a BDSM dungeon, and she’s not going to look out of place whatsoever. She’s not gonna feel out of place either. She’s a natural at everything that she does. There is no form of sex invented yet that Leanne Lace isn’t an expert at. There’s also a serious upside to the fact that she is both young and a recent inductee into the industry, meaning most of her videos are available in 4K. I’m watching some of them for free right now on Pornhub for Christ’s sakes. This shit got released to the world as if to ease our troubles in this ever-changing and difficult world. Leanne Lace is a much-needed reprieve from the otherwise stressful existence that we all have to endure.
Leanne Sucks, Fucks, And Licks
Right now, I’m watching her dressed up as a cowgirl. Well, she’s wearing a cowboy hat and she’s got a rod, you know, the kind that you use to smack horses, but she’s naked apart from that, and she’s about to ride a stallion. And not the horsey kind, no no, the male porn star kind. She rides cock like it’s going out of style. Everything this woman does is just delightful. I love everything I’m seeing. She is 100% my kind of woman.
She doesn’t lounge around either, she does heavy work. I’m seeing a lot of cardio going down in her scenes. She is riding that cock with all of her might. The guy is practically planking. She’s putting in the work. I very much appreciate when women put in the work when they’re with me. I mean, it’s a two-way street, isn’t it? If I’m gonna be plowing you, you should be plowing me. Or rather, you should be making the motions that let me plow you better. We gotta cooperate.
Leanne Lace does not have a problem with that. She’s very vocal, very happy, and very aroused in just about everything I’ve seen her in. But my favorite scenes must be the ones where she’s paired up with other women. I mean, seeing this girl eating ass and pussy is an irresistible artistic experience. She also eats a lot of man ass. I never really understood the appeal of that. Not the getting your ass rimmed part—I get that. I wouldn’t mind her eating just about anything I’ve got to offer. But watching her on camera eating some guy’s ass is a bit of a turnoff for me because 90% of the screen is dedicated to, well, man ass. And there’s also balls and a cock. It’s not that arousing. I mean, the act itself might be fetishistic, but I’d rather just see this girl’s asshole instead.
Her Body Is a Work Of Art
Speaking of, for a girl that seems to have no limits, she sure doesn’t seem to be promoting any anal content that I would expect to find. I mean, she pretty much just takes it in the pussy and then chokes on it, but I’m not seeing any proper anal penetration, and that’s weird. I mean, this girl has all of the prerequisites: she’s kinky, she’s presumably from the Czech Republic, but I’m not entirely sure, and she’s naughty as hell, so why wouldn’t she take it up the pooper? I don’t know. Some women perplex me. Anal sex is 50% of the fun. Or 33% if you count oral in the mix. Either way, we’re missing out.
However, she does seem to be veering towards the more innocent kind of content as of late. She wants to be a model, you can tell. Not that she doesn’t enjoy the pornographic stuff, of course, but I can tell that this girl has very high aspirations for herself, and she’s pushing as hard as she can to break through from one industry into the other. I mean, I found her on YouTube, for God’s sakes. That’s proof right there that she wants to be a bit more of a household name during the day, not just at night.
But for all those moments when you’re feeling a lot kinkier than usual, you could always just jump on to Pornhub and watch a very detailed, very up-close video of Leanne Lace shaving her entire goddamn body with a razor in the shower. I don’t know who asked for this, and I don’t know why it’s turning me on, but it is a work of art. Everything she does is a work of art. I mean, her entire body is just explosively wonderful. She’s lean but not skinny. She’s curvy but not thick. Her tits are natural, but they have the right amount of jiggle, and her ass is divine. It’s white girl booty at its classiest, so it has that heart-shaped, inviting figure that just makes you want to drown in between her legs. I mean, she has a thigh gap that seems to naturally expand out of her as if her own genetics are telling her that she was made to be plowed on camera.
A Fap Worthy Goddess
These kinds of women are rare, but nowadays, thanks to the internet, you can find them in droves, and Leanne Lace is a good addition to the list of babes that I think you should bookmark and keep coming back to because everything that she makes is enjoyable. And there’s not much more to be said. I don’t gotta elaborate it to you. This woman does it all properly, minus the anal sex, which you can get over when you see how hard she sucks on cock. I think you’ll forget all about butt-fucking.
Leanne Lace does it right. She bangs all kinds of dudes and all kinds of chicks, and in every single scene that I’ve seen, she has been delightful. I mean, just the vision of her pussy and asshole from behind while she’s spreading her cheeks for a giant cock that’s on its way is enough to propel this woman to starhood, and I think that it’s working. I would pay good money to watch more of Leanne Lace, but for now, she’s got countless free videos out there already, so what the hell are you doing listening to me for? Go and masturbate, you goddamn asshole.
