Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, all the way back in 2016, X-Hamster had an idea. They were going to put wannabe porn stars together in front of Asa Akira and have them audition live as part of a reality TV show like The X Factor. And they called it The Sex Factor. The show was an absolute flop because it's a fucking terrible idea, and I don't understand who thought this would be a good thing to do, but hey, it happened. It's not nearly as embarrassing as me personally fucking porn stars on camera, so I don't see where I get the gall to call this stupid.
I never actually watched the show, mostly because I had better things to do with my time, but also because the concept rubbed me the wrong way. But I do know for a fact that the winners of Sex Factor got all kinds of deals, like a yearly contract with a porn studio and little prizes that apparently totaled up to a million dollars in value. I don't know if that's true, but I don't have any reason to doubt it. Why am I telling you all this? Well, because today's star that we're looking at, Allie Eve Knox, got her start on The Sex Factor. She didn't win, but she came close—she was a runner-up, and she was damn impressive, really charming.
This girl seems to leave a good impression wherever she goes. She's one of those porn stars that actually has character, and you can tell she has a brain. Apparently, she went on The Sex Factor in order to gather enough money to pay for college. She did want to get into porn, but the whole point of it was to rack up cash to pay off her student debt, and that is touching. I'm glad to see young people trying their best to move up in the world. It saddens me that they have to suck cock in order to become lawyers or whatever the hell, but hey, that's America for you.
You can't do good without first getting fucked in the ass by the government and the education system. That's why I never went to college. I mean, I've been to a lot of colleges, and I've fucked a lot of college chicks. I just personally never went to college. The best part of college is the babes anyway, so I don't really care much for the studies. It's not like I need to learn anything. I already know everything I need to know. I can find the clitoris blindfolded. That's just about all the life skills I need.
I guarantee you I make more money than 90% of all college grads anyway. It's not that I'm rich; it's that they're poor and heavily in debt. But back to Allie Eve Knox. Is she special? Yes. What makes her special? Pussy. I'm just being facetious here. Look, she does a great job. The kid's charming. She's got character. She's got a perfect body. And she knew how to break into the industry in a safe and, dare I say, elegant way. I mean, check out any of her videos on Pornhub, and you'll see what I mean.
Romantic At Heart
She clearly wanted to do something real and emotional. I mean, smut is smut, but some smut hits harder than other smut. And Allie Eve Knox's productions are all kind of romantic. She has that irresistible blonde vixen vibe about her. And it fits her scenes perfectly. Like right now, I'm checking out a video that she's done for Holly Randall. She's on a sofa wearing this strange black lingerie. It looks like it's halfway between latex and plastic. I don't know what this material is. It doesn't matter because it's coming off. And the whole time, she's not wearing any panties. She's got stockings and a bra but no panties, and her legs are spread wide open. It's a hell of a show.
The bra comes off. You can see the perfect nipples. And the wonderfully milkable jugs that are, well, basically juglets. They're real, and they're small, but they're still bigger than anything you've ever had. Give me a pair of perfect but small tits over a pair of fake tits any day. Not every woman has to be a fucking cow. You know what I'm saying? She doesn't have to have udders. I'll milk her just the same. I'm a romantic at heart. What can I say?
Ali gets up off the sofa, bends over, and pulls down her garters. And holy crap if this isn't the money shot. That ass. That is an amazing ass. Reminds me of a woman I once dated. She was also blonde. When she bent over, it looked exactly like this. This is my idea of the perfect ass. At least on a white woman. It's curving. It's thick. But it's smooth. None of those cellulite spots or whatever the fuck they call them. This woman is all around lickable.
There were also some really nice close-up shots of her feet. Which I'm assuming are nice. I'm going by quality here. I'm not into feet, but I know a lot of you guys swear by that shit. So this one's for you, weirdo. This chick has good feet, I suppose. They're framed well. The ass is the coup de grace for me. It's so fuckable that it's making me dizzy. But let's not get hung up on one thing.
Late Bloomer With a Young Body
She also has a delightful little pussy. It's one of those pussies that makes you wonder, how is this woman near 30? I've seen a lot of pussies in my line of work, and a lot of them tend to sag after a while. I don't even think that's the right word for it. The pussy lids just get longer. They get darker. Start looking like smoked ham. I don't know what that's about. I don't really understand pussy science. I'm more of a practitioner myself. I know how to use them. I don't build them.
But Allie Eve Knox really, and I mean really, brings the heat from head to toe. She is all-around perfection. She looks like she was crafted in a lab. On top of that, like I mentioned, she has an amazing personality. I got a taste of it in an interview that I watched that she's done with some chick who runs her own talk show, and the whole time she was talking about the industry and how happy she was that she got in the right way. She elaborated that by saying that the industry can be kind of gross at times. She apparently doesn't like gonzo. I don't know why, but more power to her.
She went after what she wanted and did it her way. She does do penetration, and she licks a lot of pussy. Don't get me wrong. She goes fully hardcore. It's not like she's a prude, but I guess she skipped out on the weird shit. Everything that this chick has done has that aforementioned elegant feel to it. It's like you're watching a proper lady getting dicked on camera as opposed to watching a slut.
She did note that she's only had sex with four guys before starting her career in porn, which would be a relatively high number for the average porn star, except the average porn star starts at around 21. This chick started her career at around 26, if I got my numbers right. She was a late bloomer or a late inductee into the industry, but that only seemed to help rather than hinder. Her body is still very much ready for college.
I mean, if this chick tells me that she's a college senior and wants to get frisky with me, I'd believe her. She's not. She's probably 30 by the time this review goes out, and she sports a body that is, in every single way, the definition and embodiment of perfection, and coupled with her really sexy and alluring face, she's the whole package.
Some viewers find her a bit mediocre because of her lack of curves, especially around the breast area, but I say to them, nay, oh, ye of little faith, give me real breasts instead of fake ones any day. And with an ass like this, I don't think there's anything wrong with this babe. I think you should check her out. I think you should specifically check out her ass as soon as you possibly can. Come back here and tell me I'm wrong. You are going to jerk off the second you see it, I guarantee it.
It's that kind of ass. It's mesmerizing, hypnotizing, and all-around home-wrecking. This is the kind of ass that you give your left nut for. If only you could rest your right nut upon its majestic curves. You know, so I want to blow a load on her face, but that's irrelevant.
