Modern cars that are brand spanking new and fresh out of the dealership sure as hell look great. They have that new car smell and all of the latest gadgets and tech that a man could want. Still, it’s no secret that some of them don’t take long to start coming apart at the seams and form a hash reminder that new isn’t always better.
In an ironic twist, the owner might end up becoming so damn frustrated and end up harking back to the retro models of their favorite character and remembering how robust, well-built, and reliable they were compared to the modern version. But why am I talking about cars, I hear you ask? After all, this isn’t fuckin’ Top Gear Magazine, it’s The BongVi!
I’m talking about cars because, while there’s no way to say this without sounding like a massive misogynist, there are a lot of similarities between cars and women. Sure, we all love to see a fuckable 19-year-old chick who is dressed to melt dicks, and we can’t help but imagine how that silky pussy feels when wrapped around our cocks.
But there are plenty of 18+ teens who, like a brand new car, look fuckin’ fantastic only to starfish in the bedroom and bore the shit out of your dick. It’s at that moment you start to crave the touch of an older, more retro woman who is robust enough to handle any horny roads you take her down and be able to deliver years of experience in the bedroom. I’m talking about a woman like Dana Hayes.
Who is Dana Hayes?
To discover the porn tale of Dana Hayes, let’s go back to where she was born. This chick is a born and bred Canadian who hails from Mission in British Columbia, where she was born on the 13th of August, 1954. Now, Dana Hayes got a taste for showbusiness early on in life and was appearing on stage way back when.
But Dana Hayes wasn’t some chick who stormed into porn at the age of 18. Instead, she held down a string of ordinary jobs (which I’ll cover later on in this porn guide) and only started eyeing up a career in porn when she was well into her late forties. By 2003, she had made her debut, and it isn’t easy for a woman of that age to carve out a career for herself in smut.
Well, it isn’t easy if you don’t have the slutty ingredients, but Dana Hayes sure as shit did have them. This old-school slut realized a career in porn would get her a proverbial buffet of 18+ younger cock to play with, and it was a buffet that she sank her horny teeth into at full fuckin’ force.
Three Filthy Mature Porn Scenes With Dana Hayes
Dana Hayes began to carve out a niche for herself in the world of porn pretty damn fast, and that niche often focused on a sex-fuelled mature woman with a deep lust for the cocks of 18+ men who were far younger than her. Now, are you ready to find out how well she handled the dicks of dudes half her age? I hope so because I’m about to show you some of her wildest scenes!
● So, You’re Dating My Daughter? - Ah, shit, this is some classic Noughties filth. Dana steps into the role of a caring older mother who has invited her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend around to her house to see what he’s all about. ‘’Word around town is that you’ve got a big dick, and in this family, I always get the first try!’’ Dana tells this 18+ young buck as she dives on top of him and thrusts her massive tits in his face. As she delivers one of the most intense Bjs of his life, this dude forgets what Dana’s daughter’s name is. He fucks her brains out in so many positions until Dana’s old cunt is gaping open. The look of sheer satisfaction on her face when he spurts spunk all over it is a badass finale, too. Be warned, though, the soundtrack of this scene is fuckin’ horrendous and goes through like forty musical genres within twenty minutes.
● When the Lingerie Matches the Dick - And now we have a super early scene from Blacks on Cougars in which Dana Hayes was really well cast. When she spots a hung and sporty black dude injuring himself on the basketball court, she invites him home to give him some physiotherapy. She’s bullshitting that she’s a registered nurse and only has her eyes on his cock. When Dana Hayes strips down to her jet-black lingerie, she finds it matches the color of this stud’s cock. Now, this BBC is no joke, and it almost makes Dana Hayes tap out, but she perseveres and carries on. She cums so many times on that BBC that it’s only fair she lets him do the same, and he empties his balls all over her mature tits and slutty face.
● Dana Hayes and Mia Ivanova Go Head to Head - Now, Dana Hayes has one potent mature pussy, but so too does the mature Russian slut Mia Ivanova. In this scene, we see the pair of them lock cunts in a wild lesbian frenzy, and the two of these old-school whores lose their minds as they drag each other into their own worlds of pleasure. The sleazy American dirty talk of Dana Hayes is contrasted gorgeously with that of Mia, the latter of which comes in a filthy Russian accent. Mia sucks on every inch of Dana’s sweat-soaked body like she hasn’t eaten in weeks, and the soundtrack of this debauchery alone is worth jerking off over. Man, where were these two during the Cold War? They could have brought peace on Earth way earlier!
Mature Porn Facts About Her
There’s much more to Dana Hayes than first meets the eye, and if you think you know everything there is to know about her because you’re aware that she’s an old-school slut who can melt dicks just as flawlessly as she can drain pussies, you can think again! Here are some cool porn facts to shed some light on the lesser-seen side of Dana Hayes!
First, you’re probably wondering what a sex-crazed slut like this was doing for decades before she entered porn. Well, for the best part of thirty years, Dana Hayes worked as a successful dance teacher and choreographer. Now you can see where all of that flexibility and physical energy came from, right?
Interestingly enough, it seems that Hayes’ work became quite a hit down in Mexico. You see, she owns property over the border and often travels there for vacations. In some of her past interviews, she said that she was often recognized by the border guards, who were all familiar with her XXX scenes. Hey, a fanbase is a fanbase!
And lastly, it’s time to shed light on a pretty horrendous incident that befell Dana Hayes. After being involved in a car crash where she almost lost her life, she was taken to court and left bankrupt due to medical fees. According to a post Dana Hayes made online, a movie of hers was played in court to sway the jury against her. What the fuck is wrong with the world, man?
What is it About Dana Hayes That Turns People On the Most?
Dana Hayes might have taken her sweet time to burst into porn, but she sure made the most of every second when she did. Now, it’s time to take a look at what people fell in love with about her the most!
● She Has That In Your Face Attitude - Dana Hayes was the kind of mature whore who didn’t need a script in her scenes. Her flamboyant sexual nature carried her scenes forward anyway, and she didn’t need to be taught how to handle a cock. Better yet, she was never shy about unleashing her lust at full force, either.
● The Sleazy Sexual Ferocity - Just take a look into those eyes, man. This is one sleazy bitch who didn’t make any secret about her penchant for the dicks of men half her age, and the kind of elite-tier sleaze she delivered in her porn scenes was genuinely hard to beat!
● Her Deluxe Mommy Milkers - And if her eyes didn’t already captivate you, then those beautiful mature titties sure as shit will. Dana Hayes knew how to deploy these milkers like a genuine porn commando, and they only seemed to look even better as she got older!
What is She Doing These Days?
After a sordid career that saw her pussy put to work in more than 200 MILF movies and 20 magazines, Dana ended up retiring from porn. She was active on social media until 2020 when one of her last pinned statuses read, ‘’I’m still single and interested in falling in love. I’m now 66. send a tweet!’’
Naturally, despite the high mileage of that pussy, Dana was inundated with responses from potential bachelors. Who knows, maybe the tweet worked, and Dana was able to find a man capable of taming the roaring fire in that otherwise insatiable mature pussy before the pair rode off into the sunset together!
