It’s fair to say that, after decades of being balls-deep in smut, I’ve become a little fussy when it comes to the type of porn that gets my engines roaring. Hell, I’m sure that many of you can relate to sifting through thousands of pages of filth to get to the kind of stuff that feels like the right fit for your cock when just a few years ago, most of us would beat our meat to any pair of titties we could get our horny eyes on!
I remember back in the days of dial-up internet when a blonde chick with big boobies was all most of us needed to paint a map of Hawaii all over my tummy. Nowadays, many of us turn our noses up at such mundane stuff and instead go on the hunt for a bunch of quirky niches, whether that’s busty Goth whores with pegging dildos, mature sluts old enough to be booked into a retirement home or double anal penetration gangbangs that leave women’s assholes looking like punched lasagnas.
Still, the same can’t be said for all porn fans, and there are plenty of full-time fappers out there who still love to slide down that rabbit hole of busty, breedable, and smoking hot blondes who can fuck all night long. And when they’re on the hunt for such Thots, there’s one country that never fails to deliver: the Czech Republic. Today, I’m about to show you a prime example as I introduce you to the world of Marry Queen!
Who is Marry Queen?
If you’ve ever watched the cult British TV series League of Gentlemen, then you might remember the seedy character Pop using the term ‘’Marry Queen’’ to refer to his son, whom he was convinced once had ‘’homosexual traits’’ due to struggling to get a GF for so long. The Marry Queen we’re looking into today, however, is far removed from the town of Royston Vasey.
Marry Queen’s tale begins in the Czech Republic. She was born on the 20th of October, 1991, in a place called Dvůr Králové nad Labem. Blonde, stunning, and packing a pair of 36D titties that were all natural, Marry looked like she had a body hand-crafted to star in smut. In 2009, when she was around 18 years old, she decided to step into the porn industry.
Amongst her first XXX performances was a 2010 flick called Drunk Sex Orgy: Glory Holed, which was produced by Eromaxx Films. According to a lot of her devoted fans, it was this porno that really put Marry Queen’s name on the porn map and cemented her as a busty slut with a ferocious sex drive amongst countless XXX movie fans.
As her porn career moved forward, Marry Queen proved that she was a woman of many sexual talents and began to tackle a plethora of XXX niches ranging from girl-on-girl to brutal anal. It wasn’t just her Czech titties that stole the show, either, because Marry Queen was also credited with having one of the most picture-perfect pussies ever seen in porn!
Marry Queen’s Most Passionate Porn Scenes
I know you’re all likely fapping like crazy at the thought of seeing her perfect tits and designer vagina thrown into the lion’s den of porn, and it’s time to quench your lust as I introduce you to some of the hottest Marry Queen porn scenes that helped her to earn such a vicious porn reputation!
● Marry Queen Railed in a Czech Hotel Room - Ah, you just can’t beat some good ol’ hotel sex, especially when your dick is balls-deep in an elite-tier cunt like the one sitting between Marry Queen’s legs. This is one genuinely passionate affair on your screen and sees Marry Queen delivering a sultry BJ on this lucky guy’s dick before welcoming him into the pink paradise between her legs. It goes on for ages, and Marry’s perfect cunt gets a proper workout. The hottest scene, though, is when she leans back for a reverse cowgirl fuck because that cock plows her like a traction engine, making her tits roll around like crazy and causing her to moan out so loud that the hotel maids no doubt had to sneak into one of the vacant rooms and frig themselves silly!
● Hot Blonde Marry Queen Gets Fucked in the Ass By the Pool - Marry Queen thought being given an invite to hang out at some rich dude’s mansion all day was just because he enjoyed her company. Wrong! After watching her sleek body cut waves through the pool all morning, he soon makes it clear that he wants her stunning cunt wrapped around his dick. The poolside fuck that follows is gorgeous, and the sight of those beads of water dripping from Marry Queen’s perfect body is enough to give you goosebumps. SPurned out by her dirty talk, this dude soon finds his cock being led deep into Marry Queen’s asshole, and the anal session that follows has her holding onto the sun lounger for dear life!
● Lesbian Lovers Marry Queen and Grace Harley - Alright, this is a blonde pussy overdose because it features not only Marry Queen but the stunning Grace Harley. The pair go to town on each other’s pussies in one of the most passionate girl-on-girl sessions you’ll ever see. You can tell that the orgasms raging throughout this scene are legit, and Marry Queen has just as many nifty sex skills up her sleeve when dealing with a wet cunt as she does when handling some throbbing man meat! Look at the way the light catches all of that spit and love juice clinging to Marry Queen’s chin when she’s finished eating her friend out, gorgeous!
Cool Porn Facts About Her
Many people find themselves fascinated by every inch of Marry Queen’s stunning body when they see her for the first time, and this only escalates further when they crave to find out what makes a sex-crazed stunner like this tick. If that sounds like you, this collection of Marry Queen porn facts will blow your mind!
Alongside the plethora of classic porn fans who flocked to see Marry’s stunning body get fucked mercilessly, she also managed to tap into a quirky fanbase of Harry Potter fans. Why? Because many people thought she bore a strong resemblance to 18+ Emma Watson. As Hermoine Granger once said,
Marry Queen had a reputation for having a picture-perfect cunt that always seemed to restore its aesthetic value, despite undergoing some of the most brutal fucks known to womankind. It was so damn perfect, in fact, that it was immortalized as a Fleshlight so that her fans could bury their dick in her replica cunt while watching her porn!
Interestingly enough, there’s even a thread online related to porn director Pierre Woodman trying to cast Marry Queen into one of his XXX movies for years. In the thread, Woodman says that it could be because she makes so much damn money off the sales of her aforementioned Fleshlight that she doesn’t need to do much porn anymore.
What Three Things Do Porn Fans Love Most About Her?
Even though her porn portfolio wasn’t massive, Marry’s fanbase seemed to dwarf her output on screen. So, now it’s time to take a look at some of her most potent attributes that never failed to cause a stir in the undies of her fans.
1. Her Picture Perfect Twat - I mean, come on! Isn’t that one of the most aesthetic slits you’ve ever seen in all of your days? It looks like you’d struggle to fit a piece of tracing paper in her pussy, yet Marry Queen has consistently proven that you can fit a lot more than that in it.
2. She Has the Blonde and Breedable Look - Marry Queen literally has all of the assets a man could want, and it’s a combination that really makes you want to empty your balls in her. From that stunning face flanked by natural blonde hair to her equally all-natural milkers, she’s the walking definition of a breedable slut!
3. She Loves the Taste of Jizz - Oh, and while we’re on the topic of breeding kinks! Marry Queen has always proven over the years that she is no princess when it comes to cum. Whether you’re painting her face with spunk or decorating the walls of her model-like pussy with semen, she is a blatant cumslut of the highest order.
What is Marry Queen Doing These Days?
After causing countless people around the world to fall in love with her and no doubt causing many more to make the choice to fly to Prague and sample some elite-tier Czech pussy for themselves, Marry Queen seemed to slip off the porn radar into retirement. Still, she sure as hell left a mark in the world of porn.
Not only do we have a hefty array of cum-soaked Marry Queen porn to beat our smut-hungry meat to, but we can also invest in the Fleshlight modeled after her picture-perfect cunt, too! What a combination!
