Oh, Justine Jakobs, you adorable, delicious mommy. I know you might be my age, but god damn it, you do something wild to me. Welcome, one and all, to the review of one of the most majestic MILFs on the internet, Justine Jakobs, with a K, and that's her distinction, not mine. She makes sure to put it in her signatures. She's really proud of the K. I don't know why, and I'm not going to ask. She's a biochemistry graduate from Texas State. She loves surfing, travel, CrossFit, and fucking on camera. I stole that from one of her Twitter posts. I'm not going to call it X, fuck off.
Justine Jakobs is perfect, plain and simple, and sure, the breasts are fake, and she's getting on in years, but we are reviewing her as a MILF, after all. As a MILF, well, she makes all other MILFs before her look bad. This woman is so absurdly attractive that it's difficult to understand how other women don't want to live up to the standard. I mean, how many hours a day does she work out? Do we know? Can we check? And what about her genetics? I mean, was she gifted by the gods? Is that what's happening? Is that why Justine Jakobs looks so gosh darn delicious?
Look at This Fucking Specimen
Do me a favor. The first thing I want you to do is go over to her Twitter and check out one of her nude selfies. She has a bunch of them there. If you need me to give you a specific one, go down to September 3rd of 2023. Look at that nude selfie and tell me what you see. Try not to stare at the crotch. I know it's perfectly shaven. I know it's mesmerizing. I know there's a thigh gap. I know you want to screw this woman. Watch and enjoy.
Justine Jakobs is everything that I could possibly ask for out of a porn star. Not just the MILF porn star, but a porn star in general. This woman makes 18-year-olds look bad. Okay? Not that it's that difficult. 18-year-olds are fucking stupid. I mean, visually, Justine is the vision of perfect beauty. She also has this very alluring face. This very mesmerizing look. I mean, when she looks at you through the camera lens, it's like sparks fly. You feel like you're loved. You feel like you're taken care of. You feel like you got your mommy to make all your troubles go away. Then you want to suckle on her breast. Maybe that's a bit pathological, and maybe I need therapy, but fuck you. I didn't ask. I want to suckle on Justine Jakobs' breasts.
The Body is Tight
And boy, what breasts they are. They are clearly fake, but not in the bad way. I'm not implying that they look plastic. I'm implying that you can tell that they are just a bit too perfect for life. What I really appreciate is that she kept them mildly asymmetrical as they were before. She didn't go to the doctor and say, "Give me breasts that look unrealistically perfect." She just made them a bit tighter and then called it a day. And that is exactly the amount of breast augmentation every woman needs in later stages of life.
You know, when you hit 35 and they start to sag, you go to the doctor and tell them you want them to stop sagging. That's exactly what this woman did, and it paid off. Now, I say 35. Honestly, I don't know. Her bio doesn't really reveal her birthday. I don't know why, but she is clearly older than 30. She could be 40. I don't really believe it. Maybe I don't want to. I mean, she's so incredibly delightful and beautiful. It's hard to believe that she could be 40. It's hard to believe she's a mother.
Then again, I don't know that she's a mother. I know she's a MILF, and that's not the same thing. A MILF is not a mother that you'd like to fuck. A MILF is a potential mother that you'd like to fuck, meaning she could be 40 and have no kids, and she's still a MILF. To get back on topic, what makes Justine Jakobs so incredibly delicious? Well, right now, she's promoting herself as a star, meaning she is the focal point. She is the main event. She is the only thing that matters. She has an OnlyFans, and she wants you to subscribe to it.
Mainstream Smut Queen
But she has worked with large mainstream studios as well. She's relatively high-rated on PornHub. I think she's around number 600 out of all of the women on there. That is a pretty impressive fucking number if you think about it. She's racked up views in the tens of millions, if not the hundreds of millions. And if you want, you can do your own research on that later after you're done reading this review. Or fuck it. Just stop reading at this point and dive right in.
I mean, it won't be a mistake. For those of you who stayed, let's look at more reasons to love Justine Jakobs. Her content is off the chain. I mean, this woman has no reservations. She has no reason to be shy, and she never says no. I'm pretty sure that there's no way to dissatisfy this woman in bed. Unless you fall asleep halfway through. I mean, yeah, that'll ruin anyone's time. But other than that, there's no way to surprise her. This woman will go for anything and everything. And she's going to be stellar at it. She's going to leave an impression.
Embodiment of Arousing
She knows how to act sexy, so to speak. Not like she needs to pretend. I just mean she knows how to get in the mood and really sell you on the idea that she's having a fantastic time. And that's exactly what you're looking for late at night when you don't have a girlfriend and you're just looking to live out your fantasies. This woman will make your fantasies come true. As for whether or not this woman is particularly perfect for younger dudes who want to play out a mommy fetish, I don't know. I don't care. Honestly, do you really think it matters?
I mean, everyone jerks off to the young chicks because they're young, and everyone jerks off to the older chicks because they're older. It's a matter of fetishism. It's not like we look for women on the internet who are our exact age because we want them to match. That's more something that people do in real life. You're going to marry the girl. You want to be in a similar generation as her. But when you're jerking off, who gives a flying fuck?
A Proper Star
Justine Jakobs is perfect. You got nothing to lose.
This woman brings everything to the table. Between her perfect body and her absolutely delightful personality, what's not to love? Justine Jakobs is a powerhouse. She is an unending, unyielding force of sexual satisfaction and depravity. She has been working for years now, and she's not slowing down anytime soon. All of her socials are super active. The very first social that I checked out was her Instagram where she had some popping photos of herself.
But then I jumped into her links and realized that her aforementioned OnlyFans is now the focal point of her career. She has a free one and a paid one and also several other websites where you can get her spot. I mean, she links all over the place. There's no wrong way to enjoy her content, honestly. The OnlyFans is probably the default go-to. So if you're certain that you're in love by now, head on down there, subscribe, and skip everything else. I think it's the best way. But if you're just window shopping for MILFs, so to speak, then you can go to PornHub and just look at all of the promo scenes that she's released.
They're damn good, all around. They come from different studios that are known for quality. I particularly like the ones she's done with Jay’s POV. It's fantastic content. It's extremely naughty. And Justine does not hold back. I mean, she hoovers up cock like it's going out of style. She's also done work with Naughty America. And in a few of their videos, as well as some other stuff that I saw, she puts on a character to sort of give the videos a perspective. Pretending to be someone's mommy before taking her clothes off and getting to the fucking—that sort of thing. It's the stepsister, except with moms. It's the same concept.
MILFs are Superior
It's all bullshit. Obviously, these are porn stars not related to each other. So it's all make-believe. And that's what makes it OK in the end. But you can make-believe whatever you want to make-believe. As long as you're jerking off and having a good time, it doesn't matter. It's your fantasy. It's your enjoyment. And I want you to have a good fucking time, OK? Don't hold back. And don't feel bad for enjoying an older woman, OK? You're not wasting your time. You're not picking her in lieu of the younger chicks. It's just nice to cleanse the palate sometimes.
Besides, one thing I'll tell you about older chicks, MILFs especially, is that they do sex a lot better than the younger babes. Sure, they might not look as sexual because the younger chicks are made for breeding or whatever. But MILFs are thirsty. They are cutthroat. They are merciless. And they don't feel shame. They don't apologize. They don't get shy. A MILF will ride your dick so hard the damn thing will fall off of your torso. And that's exactly what Justine Jakobs brings to the porn scene. So enjoy her.
