As much as there’s a literal fuckin’ sea of free porn out there for us to wade through and cum until we go cross-eyed, I’m a firm believer that you should also pay for your smut, and nobody can call yourself a true soldier of porn until they’ve amassed a sordid collection of both free and premium porn memberships!
Still, if only it were as easy as that! The reality is that there’s a fuckload of premium porn platforms out there that demand a monthly membership fee, but not all of them are actually worth paying for. A lot of people only discover the latter when they’ve got their wallet out and breached the paywall, crying tears of sadness from their eyes rather than salty tears of joy from the tips of their cocks.
Of course, one can merely explore the archives of The BongVi to uncover the no-holes-barred truth about which sites are worth burying your fuck stick into and which ones you should run for the hills for. But what if you’re still hungry for more and want to see sample content of the smut on offer on such sites? After all, there’s plenty that can be pretty damn tight-fisted when it comes to giving you previews.
Well, I’ve recently been told about some sites that aim to provide a workaround for this, and they want to provide the masses with sample porn content from some of the world’s meatiest porn studios, and I’ve been on the ground to find out if they’re worth adding to our porn arsenals or not. One of them is called Pornwatch.ws, and that’s where I’m going to be taking your horny asses into today!
What is Pornwatch.ws?
Pornwatch.ws is a platform that lets you delve into sample content from some of the world’s filthiest porn movies. It’s no fresh-faced newcomer, either, because I took its URL for a spin on the Wayback Machine and saw that its history goes all the way back to 2013. Naturally, it’s formed a pretty massive porn collection for itself since then.
Across Pornwatch.ws, one can find all manner of XXX categories that run from the likes of mature MILFs riding 18-year-old men and 18+ teen cheerleaders getting their white pussies filled with big black cocks. As the site lets you browse according to release years, you can also delve into some retro smut. The latter is great for those of you who love some hairy cunts!
What are the Premium Porn Samples Like on Pornwatch.ws?
Now, I know what you’re thinking. The massive collection of porn samples on Pornwatch.ws probably has you scratching your chin and wondering where to even begin with a porn portfolio of this size. Well, fear not because The BongVi is once again here to save the day and guide you by the hand through this collection of smut and show you some of its top-rated filth!
● Back Door Fun With a Cast of Elite Porn Whores - Oh, man! There’s some smoking hot porn sluts in this movie. It stars the likes of everyone from Amy Ried and Chanel Preston to Dana DeArmond and Nacho Vidal. As the title suggests, this porn movie is a paradise for those who love anal-only whores who tend to cum the hardest when their sphincters are getting hammered by some of the most merciless dicks in porn, and all of the women seem to be vying for the chance to be the most hardcore butt slut of all. So much so that it becomes a nightmare trying to determine which one is the hottest. All of them have elite-tier assholes that all of you would love to bury your fuck stick up to the hilt inside.
● MILF Jugs 14 is a Paradise of Mature Mommy Milkers - You know that a porn movie series is good when they made 14 of the fuckin’ things! Such is the case of MILF Jugs 14, which, as its title suggests, is all about those mommy milkers! This is a sample of a long porn movie that focuses on older women with all-natural titties and an equally meaty sex drive as they unleash it upon younger 18+ men with the stamina to handle their MILF pussies. If you adore watching mommy milkers rolling and bouncing out of control while a cock half their age hammers their dripping wet pussy, then this porn movie sample will get your plums pumping with ease!
● Doktor Fick Arschficken Auf Rezept - While the title of this porno might sound like something a German Panzer tank commander would be screaming down the radio during Operation Barbarossa, it’s actually a tremendously retro German anal porno that has to be seen to be believed. The storyline revolves around a German doctor who likes to treat his patients with hardcore anal, and some of the butt fucking action within is absolutely filthy. The chicks who signed up for this porno ended up leaving with their assholes bent into the kind of shapes they never knew existed, and it’s all decorated with the kind of classic German sleaze we know and love from the nation’s Noughties porn releases!
The Design of the Site
Pornwatch.ws starts off with a mint green header bar that starts with a quirky logo spelling out the site’s name, which is then followed by a wide main menu with links to stuff like the most viewed and top-rated porn samples as well as featured studios, porn categories, pornstars, and a search bar for you to go on the hunt for specific XXX titles.
The site’s homepage starts with a selection of suggested porn titles, although there’s a set of filters with it that lets you narrow them down according to featured, most viewed, and the top-rated titles. Each porn flick comes with a DVD-style cover, the duration and the title overlaid across it.
Underneath this, in a similar format, is a much wider selection of all of the latest XXX titles that have been added to the site. It’s then followed by a list of all release dates that you can filter through the titles. Again, this is a great way to find your way through to some fantastic retro porn titles.
What I Like Most About it
First off, the porn collection on Pornwatch.ws is fuckin’ huge! Exploring my way through this sprawling array of porn movie samples was a debauched adventure, and I was able to find all manner of porn niches and genres within its titles. Whether you’re looking for MILF and GILFs or sleazy 19-year-olds looking to learn the ropes of hardcore sex, this site’s collection will likely have you covered.
When it comes to stuff like categories and release dates, I also found the site very well-optimized and easy to find your way around. The latter release date filter is a nifty little feature, especially for those who like porn from the 1970s to the Noughties rather than the more modern smut. Although you can just as easily find the latter, too. However, I can’t say that the site was perfectly optimized, as I’ll explain in the next section.
What I Don’t Like
As much as Pornwatch.ws is easy to find your way around, the site makes it unnecessarily difficult with a relentless array of forced redirect ads that constantly pull you away from the site whenever you try to click on any of its elements. It becomes a massive pain in the ass within seconds of arriving at the site, and it makes you instantly want to fuck off away from it.
Another annoying thing about Pornwatch.ws is the lack of written descriptions accompanying the movies. All you have to go on is the title, DVD cover, and the tags. This is especially annoying with the newer titles that haven’t been covered by porn reviews etc. yet, leaving you in the dark about the storyline, themes, and all of that crucial stuff.
Suggestions I Have for Pornwatch.ws
It should be a no-brainer these days, yet it’s an issue I constantly have to call out. I’d advise Pornwatch.ws to reconsider those merciless forced redirect ads that plague the site because I can almost guarantee that they will result in many more pissed-off users than satisfied ones. Instead, go for relevant and non-invasive banner ads that users can click on if they choose to.
Adding some well-written descriptions to the porn movie samples on Pornwatch.ws will also go a long way in boosting the site in a number of ways. Not only will it be great for the site’s SEO, but it’ll also result in happier users because they can skim-read the description and find out whether the XXX title is a good fit for them rather than requiring them to watch the entire thing.
Conclusion
I can’t deny that Pornwatch.ws is packing the kind of porn collection that can cause us to turn our cocks into something that looks like a well-marinated piece of chorizo sausage, but it’s impossible to deny that the site doesn’t have problems.
For Pornwatch.ws to reach its full porn potential, it needs to ditch those annoying as fuck forced redirect ads and also start penning some dick-tingling descriptions for each featured movie so that people can get the gist of the smut within better.
