Ah, fuck, isn't trickyoldteacher.com a perfect name for a porn site?! Straight up, you get the fucking message right away! If you weren't into this hardcore power play, you wouldn't be checking out the review on trickyoldteacher.com, so let's just cut the crap here. You goddamn love watching those petite bitches bowing down to big-cocked teachers! You fucking love seeing those tight holes getting stretched by huge dicks with a side of spanked ass cheeks! Shit, I dig it too, and I'm damn excited to review trickyoldteacher.com. Let's get this motherfucking shit rolling! Andale!
Let's discuss crucial shit first
I'd bet my left nut that I've seen trickyoldteacher.com before, or at least I've reviewed a website that looks exactly the same in terms of design and layout. It's probably because trickyoldteacher.com is part of the fucking LongBucks network, and when shit like this happens, all the joints in the same network look alike. I'm gonna check if you get any bonus content once you pay for trickyoldteacher.com.
The thing that's more than fucking obvious is that the main category on trickyoldteacher.com is old vs. young sex. Old farts bang chicks in their twenties, serving you motherfucker taboo, fetish, and hardcore at the same time. At the top of the homepage, trickyoldteacher.com shows a slideshow which actually holds in-video pictures along with the titles like "Two hotties thank a well-hung tutor with a threesome" and "Angry teacher punishes his lazy student on a table". You fucking get the picture! I wish that trickyoldteacher.com would have included a video trailer or at least thumbnails that show video trailers, but the situation is crystal clear as it is. I mean, the site's goddamn name is trickyoldteacher.com! Duh!
Let's discuss crucial shit first
The stats at the top of trickyoldteacher.com say the following: Total Girls: 1350, Total Photos: 332,666, Total Videos: 2,248, and Total Content: 3776.64 Gbs. Fucking impressive, but I have a hunch that the stats apply to the entire fucking network, not trickyoldteacher.com as a stand-alone site. Let me check that for ya!
Yup, I did some counting, and trickyoldteacher.com has around 270 fucking videos in total. The oldest video was uploaded to the joint in 2008, and that shit was 16 years ago. While it's goddamn cool that trickyoldteacher.com managed to stand the fucking test of time, I'm damn worried about this thing. I mean, a joint that manages to make and upload only 270ish videos over the course of 16 years is lazy as shit in my eyes, so this fucker better come with some goddamn bonus content. In the recent months and years, trickyoldteacher.com has been uploading one new fuck flick a month, and that's me being gentle with the joint here. Last year, trickyoldteacher.com was taking months to upload one new motherfucking flick, and that's something you should know.
Unlimited access to 30+ websites
The moment I saw that trickyoldteacher.com was small and lazy, I went straight to the Join page. Whew, trickyoldteacher.com is only a small part of a big-ass porn network and you DO fucking get bonus content! I'm talking about 30+ websites some of which are Spoiled Virgins, 18 Virgin Sex, Young Anal Tryouts, Anal Old Young, Young and Banged, Young Cum Gulpers, Dirty Ass 2 Mouth, and Mommies Do Bunnies. As you can fucking see, this damn network is kinky as hell, and it's fucking massive. If you remember the stats I mentioned above, you fucking get over 2.2K movies and all of them are fucking dirty to the core!
Now, when you know about this bonus content thing, I can focus on the prices. You motherfuckers could go with the limited trial option. It's priced at $1. You get limited streaming for two days, and this streaming shit applies to trickyoldteacher.com only. You don't unlock the bonus content if you go with the trial option. I fucking suggest you spend that one measly dollar, 'cause that's the best goddamn way to feel the site's pulse.
When it comes to full memberships, the one-month access is the most affordable one short-term. It's priced at $29.95/month and it gives you unlimited streaming and unlimited downloads. The three-month option gives you that too, but it's more fucking affordable in the long run - $19.95/month. Finally, the yearly plan costs $9.95/month. The longer you go, the cheaper the shit gets.
Euro sluts vs big-dicked teachers
Now, let's fucking focus on trickyoldteacher.com and the kind of content it slings our way. After all, this review is about trickyoldteacher.com, not the entire fucking network it belongs to! I checked out the joint's videos stash and I was pleasantly surprised by the site showing trailers. When I looked at the thumbnails, they looked grainy and low quality, but the trailer and the free pictures come in HD. It's just that the thumbnails on trickyoldteacher.com sometimes look like shit.
The trailer shows a Russian chick acting as a student in this flick. She is fucking ready to do anything for a better grade, and the teacher is horny. He whips his dick out and the redhead with pigtails is more than happy to taste it. It's hardcore, raw, and fucking kinky, and it all ends with a jizz spraying the hoe's face. Below the trailer, trickyoldteacher.com shows a video description, as well as a list of tags/niches. In this case, I got old and young, hardcore, teen, reality, and teacher, and this is what you will get below most movies on trickyoldteacher.com. It's just what the content is about.
Let's zoom out now
The models list you cocksuckers are gonna see on trickyoldteacher.com presents all of the models shooting porn for the LongBucks network. It's fucking stupid to expect diversity from trickyoldteacher.com 'cause it sticks to one theme, but since you get a shitload of websites for the price of one here, there's nothing to worry about. I have only checked the first page of the models list, and it was enough for me to see blondes, redheads, brunettes, and Asians.
The majority of the models are in their twenties, white and with that cute, innocent-like charm to them, but don't go thinking that LongBucks ain't hiring MILFs too. Since the models here are mostly European, and half-amateur, don't expect to find famous pornstars in this list. I think it would be a buzzkill really. When you don't know the chicks or the dudes, one part of you really believes in that "reality" tag that trickyoldteacher.com keeps slinging your way, and it makes it even more goddamn exciting.
Since you're dealing with a network here, of course you fucking get daily updates. It's not that trickyoldteacher.com updates every day, hell no, these lazy motherfuckers are slow as shit, but you know, with over 30 websites under one virtual roof, there's always something new for you to jerk off to. The videos go all the way up to 4K Ultra HD, and don't forget that members get unlimited streaming and downloading. The galleries are fucking hot too! Those stats claim that LongBucks holds over 330K photos, and that's something to look forward to.
The verdict
Trickyoldteacher.com may not be the fastest horse in the race, but it's definitely packing some heat. I fucking hate the fact that it updates once in a blue moon, but it's not like that fucking matters in the big picture. Also, I'm not happy with how grainy the thumbnails look. It's a damn shame, 'cause the videos really come in stellar quality and the thumbnails fucking need to do them justice. The content on trickyoldteacher.com is actually HD.
On the upside, this joint is part of the LongBucks network, so you're not just getting one trick pony, you're getting a whole goddamn stable. With over 30 sites, there's always some new cunt to explore. The videos go up to 4K Ultra HD, and they let you stream and download like there's no tomorrow. Plus, the galleries are hotter than a motherfucker, with over 330K photos to jerk off to.
So, is trickyoldteacher.com worth the dough? Fuck yes, if you're into variety, HD quality, and a shit ton of content. Just don't expect it to keep you coming daily. It's like a lazy lover who knows how to fuck when they finally get around to it. Still, you get the whole shebang of over 30 sites for the price of one membership, so it's all good. LongBucks and trickyoldteacher.com are a fucking steal! I’m off!
