These days, a humble porn fan can feel as though he’s walking through a marketplace in Kabul when it comes to finding some porn. Wherever he seems to look, someone is trying to sell him some obscure niche of smut, and it can often turn into an overwhelming experience that makes him fall to his knees, clench his fists, and scream, ‘’I just wanna cum!’’ at the sky.
From virtual reality porn and interactive sex on live sex cam sites to POV cuckolding sex that makes you feel as though you’re in the room to AI porn that lets you create any kind of smut your mind can come up with, it’s fair to say that we can often find ourselves lost for words when trying to find the best place to empty our cocks and pussies.
I’m sure you can all relate when I say that there are few oases in the porn deserts that hit better than a simple porn tube site that has all of the tried and tested niches for you to bust a nut over. You know the ones I mean, the no-frills and no-nonsense tube sites that never fail to pack a XXX punch and always ensure you never leave with your ball sack full.
But if only life were that easy for a porn fanatic. The harsh reality is that not all of these porn tube sites can stand equally alongside each other, and there are plenty out there who guarantee a shitty masturbation experience as much as there are some genuinely honor-grade XXX hotspots waiting to be discovered.
It’s down to me to help out my fellow smut devotees and guide them through this squirt-drenched and cum-soaked landscape to help them identify the former porn sites so that they can avoid them and find the latter so that they can bury themselves balls-deep inside of them. There are few better ways to make this happen than through porn reviews!
And today is another fine day for one of those! I have another porn tube site up for review, and its name is Jizztube.tv. Will this busy adult tube site manage to make us spray jizz all over our screens? Or will it be worse than the post-nut clarity that hits especially horny porn fans who bend their legs behind their heads and give themselves a facial?
Let’s find out!
What is Jizztube.tv?
Jizztube.tv is a one-size-fits-all porn tube site that was founded around 2019. While a lot of people read the site’s URL and assume it’s a site catering to facials, creampies, and all manner of cum-soaked goodness, it’s a site with a tonne of XXX niches on offer, and you can find everything from butt plugs and PAWGs to cuckolds and sauna porn. Although there is a lot of spunk flying around, so the name does still fit!
What’s the Porn Like on Jizztube.tv?
When you navigate to the most popular videos on Jizztube.tv, you’ll see a mouth-watering selection of more than 295 pages to explore. Fuck! We’re about to get porn drunk! Well, I am because I decided to explore every last page of gorgeous filth that Jizztube.tv had to offer to give you an idea of the kind of smut to be found between this site’s virtual legs!
● Athletic Sandra Romain is No Fuckin’ Joke! - Let’s kick this list off with a true powerhouse of Noughties porn, Sandra Romain! In this Brazzers scene, we see Sandra as wild as ever as she roars into action with a cock in her mouth, her hands held behind her back, and a cock hammering her tight Romanian ass. With no hands as leverage, gravity does the rest, and she has to rest with that massive womb hammer in her throat and gags beautifully as her butt is stretched out from behind. As she’s pounded, you see a gorgeous rope of pussy juice connecting her labia to her thigh before she’s drenched in two sets of cum. But it doesn’t end there. The scene shows Sandra doing some tourist shit around the Eiffel Tower in Paris before she and her travel partner find a quiet corner of a local park for Sandra to drop to her knees and get another fix of cum that she earns through a sloppy public blowjob.
● Lenka, the Czech Barmaid, Sucks a Big Cock for Cash - And next, we have a glorious Public Pickup scene from Mofos that is captured in an authentic Czech pub in Prague. The horny cameraman convinces a stunning Czech barmaid to fuck him for some money, and she awkwardly finishes her shift early to earn that cash. With customers still drinking beers in the bar, this stunning Czech blonde leads this sleazy motherfucker into the backroom, pulls out her natural tits, and starts sucking his fat cock for that cash. All those years of pulling pints of beer have honed her hands for some of the finest cock stroking you’ve ever seen, and it doesn’t take long for this dude to bust a fat load. The customers in the pub might be drinking beer, but this Czech whore is swallowing something that’s far saltier than the bar snacks!
● Sexy Susi Unleashed at the Gloryhole - This porn movie might have come from the minds of Belgium-based MariskaX, but it features a powerhouse of sleazy German porn, Sexy Susi! It’s shot in the Gloryhole booth of a Belgian sex club and starts with Sexy Susi worshiping the naked body of a Belgian whore while a queue of cocks pushes themselves through the holes in the wall, waiting for attention. And, oh man, it doesn’t take long for them to get it! These two whores service every cock like a pair of pros, and there are soon puddles of cum everywhere. Through the thin walls, you can hear other couples fucking each other’s brains out in the sex club. It’s all too much for Sexy Susi, who unlocks the door of the vast Gloryhole booth and welcomes the men inside to fuck her senseless in a wild bareback gangbang that sees her drenched and filled with more spunk than she can handle!
The Design of the Site
Jizztube.tv bursts onto your screen with a cool logo that spells out the site’s name in yellow and orange tones, complemented by cum-splattered stains all over it. Nice! This is followed by a search bar and a translation button that lets you change the site’s language from English to languages like French, German, Russian, Spanish, etc.
Before the homepage starts, you’ll see a main menu directing you to the most popular, newest, and top-rated videos, porn channels, categories, featured porn models, and some third-party links to stuff like adult dating sites and live sex cam platforms.
The homepage of Jizztube.tv does things a little differently than most porn tubes and presents a selection of its categories rather than its latest videos. Each category has a fitting featured image showcasing the content niche and the category’s name in the top left corner.
What I Like Most About it
I liked how Jizztube.tv is a site that achieves its stated aim. This is a site to help you jizz, and it is well-equipped to help you do so.
The site is loaded with all of the leading porn categories that have been tried and tested for years. It doesn’t try to be pretentious; it just floods you with as much smut as you can handle!
Although the site is loaded with porn, I found that Jizztube.tv is easy to navigate, and sourcing the kind of smut you want to bury your fuck stick in was very easy. This is thanks to a combination of search filters, letting you find the site’s most popular porn and decent optimization in the metadata of each video.
I also loved the logo being used by Jizztube.tv. It’s simple and easy to read, but it also perfectly sums up the site’s name due to one half of the logo featuring sperm swimming toward the second part, complemented by splatters of spunk across its letters. I love that kind of shit!
What I Don’t Like
The one downside to Jizztube.tv is that some of the main categories that the site has advertised in prime locations on its homepage tend to be underpopulated. Take the Nun category, for example. At the time of writing, it was only home to one video showing Lady Sonia dressed in a Nun outfit. It’s hot but far from enough for an entire category.
Suggestions I Have for Jizztube.tv
My suggestion for Jizztube.tv is to either populate neglected categories to a reasonable size or dump them altogether. The presence of disappointing porn categories on the site’s homepage will only lead to disgruntled users when they spend time venturing inside to see a sub-par number of videos to explore. While there’s a solid amount of content on the site, it needs to be properly dispersed into relevant categories.
Conclusion
So, is Jizztube.tv a porn tube site that can coerce the jizz from our balls and make our phone and computer screens look the same as its jizz-soaked logo? Hell yes, it can! However, be prepared to encounter some categories that are much more poorly populated than others when using the site.
