We’ve got another Jessica Rabbit lookalike on our hands. The whole big hips big tits schtick. And let’s not forget the impossibly small waist. I have no idea how women get this figure. Well, of course, you’ve got the plastic surgery version. But some of these bitches be natural. That must take a lot of fucking work, time and sweat. And so is the case for Mei. There are pictures of her at the gym working her ass off. Truth be told though; I don’t know if she’s natty. I don’t care enough to look it up. This look doesn’t do much for me. I know a lot of dudes would agree. It’s great art but not something that gives me a stiffy.
I mean yeah, big boobs are great. A big ass is something I salivate for daily. But not to the cartoonish extent. Literally cartoonish a.k.a. the Jessica Rabbit look. It just weirds me out. Looks super unnatural. Because it probably is. Especially the big Kim K hips. It’s like someone stuffed Mei full of pillows underneath her hips. It’s the new trendy slim-fat thing. Or something like that. All the right junk in all the right places. Until there’s way too much junk and it starts to stink.
Chin, Boobs and Hips
Okay, Mei is for sure not natty. The conclusion has been made. When you see her in a bikini everything is clear. Those hips extend sideways so much they look like an old fat lady owns them. Like the ones you see in movies that have an ass the size of an asteroid. They can’t even fit through a door. You see them pass by awkwardly in a sideways fashion. Mei has the hips of a 50 year old fat woman with the waist of a 20 year old young lass. And it’s not the only thing on her that looks stuffed full of plastic. But no one would sensically want this long of a chin. So that part she must be born with. I know I’m dogging on this chick a lot. But you’re here to be educated not coddled.
Because of her elongated chin her whole face looks like a slipper. Or that iron for clothes. When I first saw it, I thought it was photoshopped. I don’t know why anyone would want to photoshop that. But it was the only thing that made sense. But then you look at her other photos and it’s all the same. Mei is the kind of chick that when you look at from afar looks like your next fuck. But when you look at up close is far from it. Maybe if you squint your eyes enough it’ll work. She is one of those chicks that hides the ugly with tons of makeup. Really reminds me of this girl I banged once. They look identical. I’m not too proud of that fuck but what can I say? I have to taste a variety of women. I’m dedicated to banging every genre of chick. Then I can give you richer reviews. I know, I’m your regular hero.
The White Knight Calvary
I can hear a crowd forming already. They’re gathering their pitchforks. The fire is lit and they’re angry. And they’re coming for my head. Mei has a lot of men who are absolutely obsessed with her. You can see them all over her socials. They’ve fallen in love and their dicks are wet and drooling. Wars could be fought by her white knights if anyone says something bad about Mei. Okay, simps, chill. I’m not saying Mei is not fuckable. I’m saying I don’t want to fuck her. But if she offered it’s not like I’m gonna say no. It’s still a woman with tits and an ass. She’s got a pussy and I’m assuming a butthole too. It’s really hard to tell because of the gigantic she’s carrying.
So put your pitchforks down. I’m still down to fuck. In very specific circumstances. Or like, with special glasses. Some kind of new tech that covers only the parts I want covered. No need to put a bag over the head anymore. I’m sure Elon Musk will invent this kind of tech any time soon. The face doesn’t have to go. She’s still somewhat attractive. I can look at that for a few hours while I plow. The tits are big and they’re natural. So, there’s lots to enjoy they. They look like I could grab them and not want to let go for a long time. I can get over the weird pepperoni nipples. The only thing that freaks me out is the hips. If you don’t take those into account her waist looks yummy. But then you add the fridge-sized watermelon-bearing hips into the mix and it does things to my cock. It goes down like a stock market crash. I also noticed she’s got two holes in her pelvic area. Like reverse dimples that usually go on the back. I assume it’s where the needles went that filled up her bottom area.
Good Sucking Teacher
I assume Mei is great at giving the sloppy toppy. In one of her videos, she’s giving cock sucking lessons to other chicks. The dude in question really has a type. All the babes’ features have the same cartoonish look. You know there’s a comedy genre in porn? I really don’t get that genre. I watch naked people fucking to jack it. That’s it. Except if the girl I’m banging is freaky, then we can watch porn together and fuck. You should try it it’s dank. If you have to hide your porn consumption from your chick, just drop her. Get a better woman model whose drivers are updated. You’re missing out on a lot of great joint masturbation sessions. Imagine adding toys into the mix. You can even turn it into a party and invite some friends over. Or a delicious twenty-something tight bod to amp up the fun sexy time. Anyways.
This video looks more like comedy and not something I want to jizz to. Before Mei comes to teach the girls a lesson or two, it’s chaos. The two curvy mamacitas seduce the dude and take him straight to bed. Only to struggle to give him a handy. Make it make sense. They look totally slutty and sex positive. How on Earth do you want me to believe that they play with the peen like it’s a foreign object? Then Mei comes to the rescue and shows them how to properly please a man's cock. They end up threeway sucking the dude’s cock. At least everyone is having fun. And Mei gets an extra treat for being such a good teacher and gets stuffed. I miss the part when she was sucking dick. I had her breasts in full focus. I’m warming up to them even more. Big time mommy milkers.
BDSM Dabbling
When I look at Mei, I’m afraid of getting crushed. She’s a big girl with a lot of weight on her. Fruit is scared of her.
With those thighs, she can crush anything from a coconut to a watermelon. It’s not just her body that’s intimidating. It’s her whole look. She has a very dominant attitude. With that strength and attitude, she could lead men into war. Maybe in some other parallel universe, she’s the head of a big calvary. I bet she was a bully in school. Imagine my surprise when I saw her in a submissive position. It doesn’t fit her at all. That’s why it’s interesting to watch. This huge babe that could crush a man’s head is getting dicked and slapped around. I think she should dabble more in BDSM. It’s great content for her.
Not that she’s not good at regular fucking. But this gives some contrast to the status quo. You’d expect Mei to be bouncing her big ass on a simp in cowgirl any day. But not submitting to a man’s cock and listening to orders. She even looks hotter this way. The extremist dommy persona is dialed down. Sadly, it’s the only BDSM video she is in. Mei, I can get you some quality BDSM gear. Now that I’ve seen you in the sub position your fuckability has grown. I know a super cool sex shop; we can try on some cuffs and whips for you. She has other types of more interesting content here and there. Like the one where she fucks a trans girl. But you have to pay for her Fansly to watch it all. From what I saw so far, it’s worth the bucks. Basically, all her content is half-paywalled. She just gives you a taste of her tasting cock and wants you to throw money at her. If you’re into big tits and big hips, by all means.
