Some people might not be fussy about the kind of resolution they watch their porn in, and a few shitty pixels here and there really don't make a difference. On the other hand, there are people who are connoisseurs of high-resolution filth and refuse to watch anything less than pure HD or, even further, 4K resolution. Sadly, though, they often find that their needs aren't exactly catered to by a lot of the porn sites that they tend to use.
That's because these days, not everyone is able to stick to their word, and there are plenty of XXX platforms that pledge to bring you some of the most high definition debauchery you've ever seen before, only to bring you stuff that is in 480p at best. For me? This shit just ain’t tolerable anymore, and I've decided to go out there into the big bad world of HD, or allegedly HD, porn platforms and put them all to the test to find out which ones you need to be using, those which deserve to be cast aside until they can get their shit together.
In today's review, I want to take you inside a site that instantly boasts from the beginning about being able to bring you a collection of high definition porn that is not only diverse but pretty damn big. Its name is Hdporn.watch, and it's time for me to spread its proverbial butt cheeks and take a look at what kind of filth lies inside of its pretty pink paradise of porn, if any!
What is Hdporn.watch?
Hdporn.watch is the kind of site that has a domain name going on that really sums up exactly what it has to offer. This is a platform that specialises in bringing you a bunch of different HD porn titles pulled from across a string of well-renowned XXX studios from Europe, North America, and beyond. It also promises to be free to use, so you don't have to pay for any subscription each month here.
And when you take a quick glance at its collection of smut, you will see that it has everything from interracial and sloppy BJs to BDSM action and some Bimbo fuck dolls getting their assholes rearranged. There’s also some beefy porn names starring in the scenes, too, ranging from the likes of Tatiana Steele and Audrey Reed to Kendra Lee and Angela White.
What's the Free HD Porn Like on Hdporn.watch?
But did you think that The BongVi has gotten into the habit of ‘’ just taking a glance’’ at a porn collection and leaving it at that? Fuck no! As always, I'm about to bring you deep inside this collection and introduce you to some spicy XXX scenes that have been getting people’s cocks and clits standing to attention like a bunch of horny fucking soldiers!
● Diving Deep into Angela White By the Pool! - We kick things off by looking at a scene starring one of the modern-day queens of the porn industry. Yep, it's a classic poolside scene with the stunning Angela White, who is wearing a particularly racy red lingerie number that looks incredible when wrapped around her pale Australian skin. As this scene kicks off and gets increasing hardcore, you will feel the heat in your bedroom rise like crazy because it's full of that classic Angela White dirty talk that really gets the pulses racing and there is a particular scene of her getting fucked standing up with her leg resting on a sun lounger and looking back on the camera with a look at pure sexual fury burning inside of her dark eyes. Just look at the size of the balls of the dude pounding her and listen closely, and you'll hear them slapping rudely into her clitoris, or perhaps that's just her gigantic Australian titties bouncing around on her chest!
● Tatiana Steele Gets Bred by BBC - This next scene is one that feels like a visual fuckin’ rollercoaster because it changes as the energy between these pornstars shifts. You see, Tatiana kicks off the scene with her classic level of MILF energy, and it sees her pushing this hung black stud to the brink within minutes. However, as he gets the upper hand and totally does a number on her blonde bimbo pussy, she finds her energy sapping, and it evolves into the kind of gorgeously lazy sex that will blow your mind. In particular, though, there is a final moment in this porno that sees her doing her thing and edging this BBC to the kind of point of no return that sees his balls start to twitch and flood her blonde pussy with interracial sperm that pours out of her beautifully.
● Laynee James is a Fit Beauty - Seriously, being able to take a BBC balls deep inside of your pussy for a prolonged porn scene is no easy task. To do so, a girl really needs to be at a certain level of physical fitness, and that's exactly what we see on the body of the stunning Laynee James. It's a good job that this bitch has maintained her gym routine to the fullest recently because she is thrown into the sexual carnage of an interracial scene that sees her taken by a BBC that looks about 12 inches long inside of her pretty pink pussy. Her legs get bent behind her head to facilitate every last inch of this interracial fuck pole, and the shocked look on her face as she watches it vanish up her slippery cunt bit by bit is literally a piece of porn art.
The Design of the Site
Hdporn.watch greets you with a dark grey header bar which spells out the name of the platform in some very stereotypical porn text that is in the very fitting scheme of cunt pink and jizz white. This is accompanied by a simple tagline that reads ‘’Watch HD porn for free.’’ Oh, if you're expecting a main menu up here? There isn't one!
Instead, Hdporn.watch just throws you right into the thick of things by delivering a bunch of different scenes that have recently been added to the platform. Generally, these are displayed side-by-side with each other in sets of five scenes, and each one comes with a thumbnail and title, and nothing else
What I Like Most About it
At the time of writing, Hdporn.watch had around 62 pages of XXX content, which is a pretty decent collection. Not only that, but I found that the porn content within was a gorgeous blend of scenes pulled from some of the most highly regarded smut studios from around the world. You also find that there are some genuine elite-tier porn actors and actresses starring in a lot of the work, so there's tons of stuff well worth watching inside. Actually watching the scenes, though, is a different story, but that's something I'm gonna cover in the next part of the review.
I also kind of dig the logo that Hdporn.watch has in place because the colour scheme is very fitting to the kind of filthy content the site has to offer, and it instantly puts an image of a sloppy creampie pouring out of a freshly bred slit, and that's something I really like.
What I Don’t Like
Alright, let's shoot the shit about the main drama that instantly pops up when you're trying to watch the smut on Hdporn.watch. I found that, while the titles of the collection were pretty fuckin’ epic, trying to watch these fuckers was a different story. The video player of the site was instantly blocked out on my screen due to all allegedly containing some link to malware, and I wasn't going to dig deeper to find out how bad the malware actually was, naturally! Instead, I had to copy and paste the titles of the scenes into a much safer platform and watch them over there. Yeah, not cool!
I also find that Hdporn.watch is extremely bare bones when it comes to design. I mean, shit, it doesn't even have a main menu in place for you to navigate through the collection, nor is there any form of a categories page. Instead, you are forced to manually go through each page of scenes and adopt a Russian roulette approach to watching the porn.
Suggestions I Have for Hdporn.watch
Whatever the hell is going on with the video player on Hdporn.watch needs to be sorted as soon as possible. There's nothing worse than a site that is rocking some malware within its backend, and it appears that Hdporn.watch has precisely that kind of shit going on. So I would suggest that this admin of the site weed out whatever shit is going on and make it safe to use.
I would also suggest an overhaul of the overall design because there is a dire need for some navigational tools to be added to this site ranging from a main menu to a categories page, the latter of which is ideally linked to from said main menu because this is such an archaic way of delivering a collection of porn and it's a pain in the ass to use.
Conclusion
It's a shame because the XXX scenes within the collection of Hdporn.watch were often pretty decent looking, but the harsh reality is that I cannot go ahead and recommend a site that isn't any way, shape, or form linked to malware, and, sadly, Hdporn.watch appears to be!
