I've gotta say that it still pains me whenever I hear some normies talking about the wild world of sex dolls in such an outdated way; it feels like they haven't moved on from the time since the 1990s. You see, there are still plenty of people out there unaware of just how far forward the whole concept of sex dolls has come, and, shit, they still have that image in mind of those immensely tacky and totally unrealistic sex dolls from days gone by.
In reality, though, your average modern sex doll is a literal walking, talking, dick draining fuck machine! The level of technology that is put into these products is absolutely astounding, and it's safe to say that with every single passing day, the love doll industry is aiming to make their products as immersive and hyperrealistic as they possibly can, with everything from heated pussies to AI-powered dirty talk.
‘’I mean that all sounds incredible and everything, BongVi, but the harsh reality is that I live in a tiny apartment and have nowhere near enough space to store a full-size sex doll. Like, where the fuck am I supposed to put it whenever I have a guest around?’’ Well, there is usually a workaround for everything in life, and this is no exception, especially when you have someone like me guiding your way!
You see, there are plenty of companies out there that are providing a vivid range of dolls that are not only full-size but equally span a range of seriously compact sex dolls that consist of either the torso or the ass and booty, bringing you all of the best elements without requiring you to sacrifice all the crucial space in your home. That's exactly what a lot of people have told me Yeloly.com is able to do, and, in this review, it's time for us to find out whether that's really true or not!
What is Yeloly.com?
Yeloly.com is a sex doll store that looks like it has narrowed down its products into three main categories. Overall, across the site, you can find everything from the classic full-size sex dolls and torsos to just the legs and the crotch. The categories don’t end there, though, because they also stock everything from dolls with electric hips to those who are rocking an auto cock sucking feature!
What are the Sex Dolls Like on Yeloly.com?
Yeah, you only need to take one scroll over the general categories section of a website like Yeloly.com, and you feel you're becoming really sexually intrigued from the start. But to put that intrigue to bed, let’s get introduced to some of the best-selling dolls on Yeloly.com to give you a proper idea of what this site’s dirty catalogue can offer.
1. Rhianna the Certified Cock Sucker - Do you ever look at a woman and instantly judge her based on first appearance and assume that she is probably the kind of slut who can suck your soul out through your cock? Well, probably exactly what you was gonna be popping into your mind when you first meet Rhianna because this is a torso that is not only rocking a bunch of gorgeous curves and gloriously meaty tits but this product also comes within an automatic cock sucking feature that will be able to deliver one of the most realistic BJs your dick I've ever been lucky enough to come face-to-face with before! This is one of the best-selling dolls in the store, and while it only has one review, it's five stars all around! Oh, don't worry if you don't like the first impression that this all makes on your screen, because you can customize everything from the eye colour and the face to the tits and lips.
2. Layla the Big Booty Masturbator - Alright, now it's time to go back to the point I made at the start of this review and look at the product that is ideal for people who are a little bit short on storage space for their sex doll. Next, we come face to cheek with the Layla doll, which is basically a love doll that lacks arms, legs, a head, and a torso, and is simply the booty and hips for you to fuck all night. Whether you want to slide into her slit or asshole, this is a kind of compact masturbation aid that will revolutionise your Gooning sessions to a whole other level and have you balls deep inside of her for hours every single day! Sadly, you cannot customize this doll as much as you can with Rhianna, but there is a fuck tonne of different gadgets and accessores that you can buy for it, which can really make cleanup much easier when you have sprayed ounces of sperm inside of her.
3. Jasmine the Asian Fuck Doll - Now, it's not an exaggeration to say that this next doll looks like the kind of French maid outfit-wearing Japanese slut whom you’d see chilling in a go-go bar in the backstreets of Tokyo. She is absolutely adorable and rocking the kind of tight body that you would really struggle to pull your cock out of. Better yet, she also has a perfectly petite pair of tits that aren't too overwhelming and will still look absolutely incredible when they are jiggling around in front of your face as you slam this doll down on your cock in cowgirl. Once again, the customisation options aren't as powerful as they are with Rhianna, but you can buy everything from accessories to slutty outfits to dress her up in.
The Design of the Site
Yeloly.com begins with a pretty cool logo, spelling out the name in stylish white text accompanied by the silhouette of a dancing doll in the middle of it. After this, you'll see the main menu, which tries to direct you to everything from the best-selling dolls and the latest arrivals to those products that are currently on sale and love doll accessories. Below you will also see a slideshow highlighting everything from the most popular products to special offers that are currently in place on the site.
Then, there are six dedicated boxes that showcase all of the different formats of love dolls that you can expect to come face-to-face with on Yeloly.com, and these range from full-size sex dolls and torso to do that exist from the waist down and big tits sex dolls. Then, from best sellers and the latest arrivals to dolls currently in stock in the United States, you will see three dedicated sections that give you an insight into some of the most popular products on the site.
Yeloly.com then introduces you to the main benefits you can get if you join the site as a VIP member, and this is then followed by a collage of images showcasing some of the products in the hands of some somewhat well-known adult influencers around the world. Further down, you'll see everything from an insight into positive customer reviews and frequently asked questions to a written section showcasing the brand and what it's able to offer.
What I Like Most About it
Yeloly.com just really feels like a very well-run sex doll store overall, and it has all of the elements one wants to see in an online shop that is able to bring all of their wildest love doll fantasies to life. Not only is it very well optimised and organised overall, but it runs like a dream, and you find it super easy to get face-to-face with the kind of products you desire. Oh, and it has a badass logo going on, too.
I also like the section at the bottom of the homepage that showcases a bunch of different influencers posing with the dolls. Sure, these are probably sponsored posts, but it's still a great way to see the sex dolls in the store in action rather than in the generic stock images that often exist in other sex doll store galleries.
Also, when I clicked on some of the dolls to look at them in depth, I found that the site definitely hadn't dropped the ball when it came to outlining all of the fun features and selling points that they all had to offer. We're not just dealing with some generic paragraphs here, either, because there was a bunch of well-optimised imagery that was more like a landing page when you clicked on each doll to view them in more detail.
What I Don’t Like
I don't have any major criticisms to make about Yeloly.com, but there was only one part of the site that I thought could be improved. It lay in the three section of love doll portfolios sitting on the homepage because, at the time of writing, the only contained either four or eight dolls for you to look at when there could be a feature added to fit much more products into this section and keep people engaged on the homepage without requiring horny folks to leave and explore the category in full, but I'll explain what it is in the next section.
Suggestions I Have for Yeloly.com
The only thing I would change with Yeloly.com is adding some slideshow features to the portfolios of particular loved adults on the homepage, because this will allow people to scroll through various products with ease and won't require them to leave the homepage, and this will do wonders for the bounce rate on the latter.
Conclusion
Yeloly.com is overall a very well run sex doll store that has a bunch of different products and it's gonna be ideal for anybody who is looking for some portable love doll options in particular because it has everything from slutty torsos and dolls from the legs down to classic portable pussies, all of which pack as much filthy fun as possible into a tiny, fuckable product.