While there sure is a lot to be said for those nice and easy 10 minute jerk off sessions that see you emptying your balls over your chest before going on about your day, there's also a hell of a lot of fun to be had in those marathon Gooning sessions that go on all night long and have you watching the sunrise with red eyes and porn memories racing through your brain.
The latter kind of porn watching experience, though, is often reserved for the more dedicated Gooners of this world who can withstand the temptation of blowing their load too early and, instead, revelling in the bliss of what has become known as edging. Finding the right kind of porn sites to facilitate such a huge wanking marathon, though, is often easier said than done and another difficult task to add to an already challenging lifestyle of full-time porn worship.
For example, have you ever found yourself using a porn tube site and coming face-to-face with an ominous message that tells you about the fact you've burned your way through pretty much every single scene that the site has to offer, and that you should go outside and touch grass or some shit? Hell, I have! But do I follow the website’s advice? Fuck no! Instead, I go on a hunt for the kind of porn tube site that is well-populated enough to keep me occupied for days on end!
And while doing so, I was also ensuring that I was taking notes so that I could compile a dirty portfolio of well-populated porn tube sites that you should consider using, and, at the same time, I was also taking names when it comes to shitty sites that are best left avoided. Now, what kind of list is the topic of today’s review, Allxxx.tv, gonna be on? Join me for this filthy review and let's find out!
What is Allxxx.tv?
When Allxxx.tv introduces itself as being able to cover ‘’all’’ XXX genres out there, it's definitely not fuckin’ lying because from the moment you arrive at the homepage, you will find yourself face-to-face with a massive library of porn content that spans so many niches and genres that it's hard to keep up. This is no ordinary porn tube site, though, and this is in fact an aggregator site that pulls scenes from a bunch of different third-party platforms, and, when you click on a video to watch it in full, you will be taken away to the latter to jerk off over it there.
What's the Porn Like on Allxxx.tv?
And because of its aggregator status, you can expect literally hundreds of thousands of scenes to be explored across Allxxx.tv. Fear not, though, because I'm here to make it as easy as possible for you, and I'm gonna introduce you to some particularly filthy porn scenes that have been ranked as some of the most popular of all time. Luckily, there's a dedicated button at the top of the site that allows me to get stuck into them immediately.
● Lick My Cunt While I Smoke, Bitch! - If, like me, you love the aesthetic of a bitch dragging on a cigarette and clouding herself in a sleazy haze of smoke while she indulges in some casual sex, you're gonna fall in love with the scene! This is filmed in some sleazy ass dungeon that looks like something you'd find in the back of a very retro swingers club. It sees a busty blonde with a body to die for and a face that is well worth a cumshot or ten lying back with a cigarette in her hand while a submissive brunette humbly drops between her legs to worship every last inch of her twat using her tongue. And as she does so, the aesthetic of this dominant blonde bitch dragging on that cigarette makes this scene far hotter than it already is, especially when she interrupts the oral sex taking place between her legs to tap the ash of her cigarette onto the tongue of the obedient submissive.
● I’m Waiting For My Boyfriend - This is a gorgeous piece of public porn that is filmed in the classic gonzo style somewhere on the streets of Barcelona. Here, we see a gorgeous 19-year-old Spanish woman hanging around at a train station, looking a little bit pissed off, when she is suddenly approached by a cameraman who is a very tall and dominant-looking black dude. She explains that she is looking pissed off because she's here to meet her boyfriend, but his train is running late, leaving her with nothing to do but kill time. Luckily for her, this black dude invites her to his nearby apartment for a drink, and it soon turns into the kind of interracial sex session that has her bouncing all over his BBC and losing her big black dick virginity. She is made to cum so many times on that big black cock that she loses count, and another thing that she loses is the memory of the fact that she's actually meant to meet her boyfriend any minute now. Damn, the things that a big black dick can do to a woman's brain!
● Well Behaved in the Sheets But a Gloryhole Whore in the Streets - The dude who is married to this prim and proper looking blonde is probably scratching his head and wondering why he hasn't been laid in months. Little does he realise that she has a very filthy secret going on, and it revolves around her taking a trip over to a sleazy sex store on the bad side of town and vanishing into the gloryhole booths located at the back. This scene shows us what she gets up to when she's inside and watching this posh and sophisticated MILF drop to her knees and worship the first big black cock that slides through the hole in the wall is glorious, and she definitely doesn't flinch when the cumshots start flying, either!
The Design of the Site
Allxxx.tv begins with a purple, pink, and gold logo spelling out the domain name of the site, and this is immediately followed by a search engine, a button to switch the data from day to night mode, and a translation menu to change the language of the platform. It then has a very short main menu, which has links to the homepage, latest, and most popular content, as well as a link to a live sex cam platform.
Then, rather than throwing you into a portfolio of the latest porn scenes as so many other XXX tube sites do, Allxxx.tv instead introduces you to some of the most popular categories on the site. Each one comes with a featured image of the kind of theme that each category represents, as well as a title and a ticker showing you how many videos are contained within each genre.
What I Like Most About it
The first thing that instantly jumps out about Allxxx.tv is the fact that this site has a collection of smut that is absolutely enormous. Fuck, the first categories that appear on the homepage alone have well over 100,000 scenes contained within them. Sure, this is an aggregator site, so barely any of their videos are hosted on the platform itself, but it's still the kind of website that can keep you beating your meat for months if not years on end.
Allxxx.tv has also done a decent job of covering as many XXX angles as it can, and you quickly realise that there's more than enough genres and categories across the site to keep even the pickiest of porn fans entertained for ages. Whether you're looking for mainstream genres like MILFs and anal or more specific stuff like gloryhole whores or fetish content, it's pretty much a given that you're gonna find it on here.
What I Don’t Like
And now, as we talk about the negatives of the site, I'm gonna kick off with the minor one first. The first issue I encountered was the fact that the video titles are a little bit too small for my liking and definitely need to be bigger so that they are easier to read, because many of them currently get drowned out by the thumbnail behind them.
Alright, so let's talk about the second issue! This is definitely the most serious problem with Allxxx.tv, and it revolves around the fact that there's something problematic going on with this site that triggers people’s antivirus software and heavily warns them to stay clear of the site altogether due to alleged malware contained within it.
Suggestions I Have for Allxxx.tv
I suggest that Allxxx.tv looks into making the video titles on the site a little bit bigger or, even better, positioning them so that they sit underneath the video rather than on top of it, because you often find that they end up hard to read depending on what the content of the thumbnail is acting as a backdrop behind it.
And my much more important suggestion is for Allxxx.tv to figure out what the fuck is going on with the alleged malware on the site because, fuck, it was able to trigger two forms of antivirus and completely block out the site from access altogether, so it's definitely no coincidence.
Conclusion
While I cannot deny that Allxxx.tv has a pretty epic collection of XXX content spanning hundreds of thousands of titles that can keep a wide range of kinky motherfuckers stocked up on smut for months or even years on end, the problem is that the site it triggers antivirus warnings related to malware and, as you know, I refuse to recommend any porn sites that can potentially put my beloved horny readers at risk, so it’s a no from me.
