I checked out K-MIB for the first time today, and I’m kind of blown away. It wasn’t just the beauty of the women, the range of talented perversion, nor the overall high quality of the pornography that impressed me. I love all that stuff, sure, but those are all standard elements of a good adult paysite. What makes K-MIB so unique is that they’re peddling a format that I wasn’t sure even existed. It was kind of like finding a unicorn on a casual hike through the forest.
K-MIB.com offers premium, professionally produced, Korean dirty movies. I feel like I’m late to the party, as they’ve been releasing movies since 2018, but I’m thrilled to have finally found it. I ain’t the only one, seeing as they’ve been getting over a hundred thousand visitors a month lately. Let’s see what everyone’s shaking their dicks at, shall we?
High-Quality, Professional Korean Porn
If you’re a fan of Asian porn, I’m sure you run into the same cock-blocking hurdles as other enthusiasts of the genre. Japan is notorious for their censorship, but they ain’t the only Asian nation with restrictions on explicit material. Explicit porno ain’t 100% legal in South Korea either, a subject K-MIB’s About Us page touches on. The site is aimed at consumers outside of Hanguk, and everything is produced to follow the frankly prudish regulations of the Korea Media Rating Board. Yes, unfortunately, that means you’ll run into the same kind of mosaic censorship you get with JAV.
Which ain’t to say the catalog is soft, nor will your dick be when you see what they’re offering out on the front page. There’s a beautiful range of Asian perversion going on, covering the standard hardcore bases and then some. The top picks as I type this up include a first-timer’s transformation into a slut, lesbian sex in a pool, a foursome orgy, and a double blowjob at the glory hole. There’s also taboo stepfamily roleplaying, cum slave milking, and some exquisite BDSM for the real kinksters in the audience.
They take something of an unconventional approach to previews, which is a mild bummer. There are no free video trailers, but the thumbnails do offer short, silent montages when you hover your mouse over a thumbnail. They’ve also got a Media section full of SFW YouTube vids interviewing their AV idols and talking about sex.
Speaking of AV idols, K-MIB.com shoots with gorgeous Korean pornstars, models and amateurs. I’m honestly not too familiar with these babes, so there are a lot of fresh faces, and I started developing some new porn crushes from the moment I landed. Sakura, Jiwoo, Seoyeon and Seungyeon were some of my immediate favorites even before I started digging into the library.
Cheap Tickets to a Hell of a Show
You often have to pay extra for rare commodities in pornography, and I think JAV is one of the biggest offenders when it comes to price gouging. I held my breath as I made my way to the K MIB signup page, wondering if I’d find a similar setup. To my pleasant surprise,
tickets are considerably cheaper than your average paysite. I charge the industry standard $30 a month for PornDudeCasting, but monthly plans at K-MIB are currently only ten bucks marked down from twenty. The yearly rate comes in at just a penny under a hundo, and none of the plans are auto recurring, a true rarity in premium porn.
There are more than 200 Korean fuck flicks in the catalog as I type this up. Runtimes aren’t quite as generous as the three-hour epics you often expect with JAV, but they’re meaty enough to sink your teeth into. I’d say the average film here runs around 30 or 40 minutes, which is in line with what American adult brands are selling.
They outdo most American sites when it comes to updates, too. I like to see at least one weekly drop on $30 paysites, but these guys charge a fraction of that and release two new K MIB movies every week. This week’s releases include a movie about a stepsister being swapped with a sex doll, and a femdom handjob threesome with stylish colored lighting and impeccable production values.
I do have some bad news about the download situation, though. Collectors might be disappointed to learn there’s no Download button, so you can’t easily save your favorites. They’ve locked down the files pretty tightly, too, because my third-party downloader plugin couldn’t find much to grab onto. I tried using it to save a 42-minute nurse-themed fuck scene, but only came back with a 10-second sample. Tricky!
The Best in South Korean Smut
I decided to start my official fap test of K-MIB.com with a fetishistic scene I saw promoted on the front page. Bondage with Her Pussy Exposed is kind of a funny title for a Korean porno, as viewers at home won’t get to see that exposed pussy, but I started getting all hard and drippy just looking at the freaky-ass thumbnail.
The 40-minute scene opens with a brief interview, similar to what I was doing with my guests in the early days of PornDudeCasting. It’s not subtitled, though, so I’m not sure what the sexy Haneul is saying in the sauna. The chitchat’s only a couple minutes, though, after which Haneul lays down and starts getting a back rub in her lingerie, which soon comes off.
The massage gets all slippery and increasingly sexy as she gets oiled up, the dude paying extra attention to her perky nipples. Resolution is beautifully crisp, too; I feel like a lot of JAV is stuck in the relatively low-resolution days of DVD releases, but there’s not a stray pixel to be seen outside of the fleshy Tetris blocks covering Haneul’s cooter. The dude works over her inner thighs, inching closer to the prize as she squirms in pleasure.
There’s a thorough pussy massage, and then the ropes for the titular activity come out about 15 minutes into the show. Haneul stands there with a smile as her master ties her up with elaborate knots worthy of the seven seas. It goes well beyond the light BDSM you sometimes find on mainstream American sites, with a lengthy application of restraints like you’d find on a more fetish-oriented platform. K MIB ain’t shying away from the kinky stuff, that’s for sure!
After she’s thoroughly secured, Haneul gets fingered even harder, moaning loudly as she shakes and shivers. The dude gets her into multiple positions as he pushes her to the edge, and I love the bit where she’s ass up, bending over with her hands on the bench as he really goes to town. I do wish the restrained blowjob was a little longer, though.
Dude reciprocates with a bit of pussy eating before pounding the tied-up cutie’s pussy with his own turgid meat. It’s a fucking shame the naughty bits are censored, and it got me wondering about the future of AI de-censoring. Too bad you can’t download the flicks to run your own experiments, huh? They’ve got serious anti-piracy measures in place here: on top of the restricted downloads, the video is watermarked with my own username flashing around on different parts of the screen. It’s not obtrusive, but it does the job, like seeing your face on the screen above the greeter at Wal-Mart.
The scene wraps up with a facial, which is how I learned semen is prohibited in South Korean porno. As Haneul smiles for the camera, she’s got a block of blurry pixels covering up the sticky mess on the side of her face. Censorship is often a funny thing, because we know exactly what’s stuck to her cheek, edited or not. Anyway, if you’re into Asian porn like I am, you’ve probably grown used to it, even if you’d prefer unobscured genitalia and fluids.
Censorship nitpicks aside, K-MIB.com is an absolute treat for fans of Asian smut, especially if you’re into Korean girls. Korean porn is a rare enough genre that it’s not uncommon to settle for substandard fare, but these guys have production values that rival the material big-name American studios are putting out. The movies are kinky, the girls are gorgeous, and the price is tiny. Previews are a bit skimpy, but the thumbnails paint a pretty good picture of what you can expect as a member.
