Throughout my globetrotting adventures through the world of debauchery and porn, I've come face-to-face with a particular string of countries over the years that have never failed to make my eyes go wide as I see what kind of sheer perversion they are capable of unleashing on camera and not even bat an eyelid as they break new barriers in the world of hardcore porn that have never been broken before!
I'm talking, of course, about the piss soaked double anal penetration gangbangs that have become one of the most defining hardcore factors of the Czech Republic porn industry in recent years. On the other hand, there's also the kind of German BDSM that is so damn brutal it could make some Dommes tap out and reassess their life choices, but while that's scratching the jizz-soaked surface of what the porn side of Europe has to offer, what about Asia?
Well, I've seen my fair share of filth from the Orient as well. However, even though it's a lot of fun to watch a street hooker from Thailand get her butthole bent out of shape while she has a perverted smile on her face, it's often the nation of Japan that can deliver us with the kind of porn that makes all of your jaws drop to the floor quicker than the panties of the 19-year-old girl from Kyoto does when she steps onto the set of a cream pie gangbang for the first time!
Shit, though, that's only the world of Japanese adult videos I've talked about so far. When it comes to the world of hentai, where perverted artists are often given free rein to draw any kind of kinky thing that pops into their mind, things only tend to get even wilder, especially if you find the right hentai porn site to indulge in this Asian porn genre on.
That's often the main problem, though, because while there's plenty of hentai porn platforms out there for you to use, not all of them are made equally, and there's plenty that will give you the kind of shitty experience that will likely put you off the world of hentai porn forever. Luckily, I'm here to make sure that doesn't happen, and my list of hentai site reviews keeps on getting longer. Today, let’s see where Watchhentai.biz is gonna be ranked!
What is Watchhentai.biz?
Watchhentai.biz is one of the newer hentai porn platforms to hit the scene, and it's one whose history only goes back to the end of 2024. According to the short paragraph in the footer of the site, it pledges to deliver you with free subtitled hentai porn into the palm of your hand and wants to satisfy all of your wanking needs to the fullest.
What’s the Hentai Like on Watchhentai.biz?
It sounds like a nice promise indeed, but it's not the first time I've been promised such a wank-worthy hentai porn collection only to be disappointed. So, to find out whether Watchhentai.biz is able to stay true to its word, let's take a look at some of the examples of popular hentai porn to be found within its collection.
● She Hunts Married Men - There’s something that just isn't quite right about this girl from the moment she puts her resume on the desk of her soon-to-be boss. She doesn't have any qualifications but seems to have consistently risen through the ranks of every single company she has worked for, and, naturally, the boss decided he would be a fool not to take her on. Little did he know that this girl doesn't need any qualifications at all because she has all of the sexual assets needed to seduce her married bosses and claw her way through the ranks of any company she works at. You're quickly brought into a wild and ongoing affair in the string of hentai episodes that sees this purple-haired whore with massive tits working her way through the cocks of the CEOs before finally making her way to the swinging dick of her married boss and seducing him to get exactly what she wants. She also has an immensely wet pussy that froths up beautifully when it has a hot dick slamming inside of it.
● A Dream He Doesn’t Wanna Wake Up From - This next hentai series revolves around an 18-year-old dude who is constantly watching hardcore porn every chance he gets. However, when he meets a mysterious shaman who puts a spell on him that will activate the moment he falls asleep that very night, he realizes that his life is gonna change forever. Every night, he slips off into a parallel universe that is a vast and unexplored harem of hentai bitches with insatiable pussies, and it's his job to work his way through them all and try to cure them of their unbridled nymphomania. Shit, as they say, it's not much, but it's honest work!
● The Definition of Humiliation - The mid-50s Japanese guy who gets brutally humiliated in this hentai porno really didn't realise that he was biting off more than he could chew when he married a formidable bitch with a reputation around town for taking no prisoners when it came to people slighting her. So, when she found out that her new husband had kissed a girl at the annual office party, she decided to get her own back. This poor fucker gets tied to a chair and made to watch as his new wife invites his former bully from back in college over to their place. With her dirty panties stuffed inside of his mouth to shut him up, he's made to watch every single step of the way as his perverted wife gets revenge and worships his bully's cock from tip to ball sack and ends up pushing out three loads of jizz from her pussy and asshole. Well, lesson learned, I guess!
The Design of the Platform
Watchhentai.biz begins with a small but decent logo that spells out the name of the site in pussy pink, along with a cool graphic of a hentai character to the left of it. On the right-hand side, you will find links to the homepage, trending hentai, and uncensored cartoon porn. There's also a search engine up here if you have any hentai titles in mind. Underlining it all is an alphabet that allows you to explore all of this site's hentai content according to the letter it begins with.
Watchhentai.biz will then divide itself into two sections. The first is where you find horizontal selections of hentai according to feature titles and episodes, whereas the second is a sidebar home to a vertical list of the most popular hentai episodes on the site, as well as an alphabetical list of releases for you to filter the content down by.
What I Like Most About it
Let me just be clear: this is going to be one of the shortest-lived lists of positives this week, because Watchhentai.biz has some serious issues going on. Still, the only thing I did like about the site was the pussy pink logo that fits the whole hentai vibe of this website, although it is a bit small and could do with being resized to stand out more.
What I Don’t Like
Alright, now for the major issue that Watchhentai.biz has going on. I need to be clear and tell you that I was unable to watch any of the featured hentai episodes on the site and had to go elsewhere to view them properly. Why? Well, let me tell you!
Watchhentai.biz was flagged as a serious risk to my device from the moment I tried to load it up. My antivirus warned me that I was about to step foot into a malware-riddled landscape that would leave me with a virtual STD more vicious than the kind you would pick up in a backstreet New Delhi brothel, where it's $1 for an hour of bareback lovin’.
Suggestions I Have for Watchhentai.biz
Yeah, fuck that shit, man! Watchhentai.biz has some serious issues going on with malware because it triggered every antivirus software I have in place, and the latter was basically begging me not to visit it under any circumstances. Whatever the fuck is going on on that site, the admins need to sort it out in any way they can to make it safe to use, otherwise it will be cast into the dustbin of porn history.
Conclusion
Naturally, there's no way on this planet that I'm gonna recommend a platform that was instantly flagged as being riddled with malware, and Watchhentai.biz seriously needs to sort its shit out to become a respectable site that doesn't put the devices of its porn-hungry users at risk. It's a big fat no from me!
