One of my favorite things about being the web’s most prominent and popular pornography reviewer is that I’m exposed to obscure kinks and content that most people would never even imagine. Hair Story Network is a fantastic example of this, because I’d bet the average Joe would see the name and think it’s a fully SFW platform for aspiring beauticians. After my visit today, I’d bet there are a fair number of low-key trichophilia fetishists in the hair-styling business, but you don’t need any kind of industry connection to appreciate this next website—just a love of hair and the act of chopping it.
This might sound crazy for an adult website, but yeah, HairStoryNetwork.com really is exactly what it sounds like: a free archive of stories where people get their hair cut. The joint gets a whopping half million visitors a month, and I don’t honestly know if that’s because of or despite their rare and deep niche. Either way, those numbers are a good sign of a fapworthy endeavor, so I dove right in to see what kind of freaky fun I could get into. I usually tell my readers to have a sock or something at the ready, but in this case, you may need a full-sized barber cape.
What’s the Story on Hair Story Network?
Like most erotic story collections on the internet, HairStoryNetwork would not be immediately recognizable as an adult platform to the illiterates in the audience. They’ve got a classy little logo and an overall clean and modern presentation, but aside from that emblem in the header, the whole thing is a text-based affair. Speaking as something of a bookworm myself, I feel like masturbators are missing out when they choose videos every time; when your brain is painting the pictures, there are no ugly chicks, bad acting or weak performances.
Of course, these aren’t the usual pictures being painted by the usual porn stories you find elsewhere. They hit you first thing with the latest user-uploaded tales, and speaking as a newb to the genre, I was kind of surprised by the range of material. I’m a pretty jaded perv, so that says a lot! There are all kinds of kinky hair cutting stories here, and they’re well tagged with various genre keywords.
Some of the most popular subgenres at HairStoryNetwork.com are tales of Bets and Dares, Consensual haircuts, Forced ones, and trims done as Punishment or Revenge. There’s an extensive What If aisle, thousands of stories filed under Time for a Change, and almost a round stoner’s 420 of haircut yarns with the Mens tag. I also had pretty good luck typing more typical porno keywords into the search bar, like Lesbian, Anal, BDSM and Furry. The full list of Story Tags is almost as extensive as the ones you find on hentai sites.
Another big surprise was just how quickly the library is growing. Users are adding new erotica to Hair Story Network every single day. I’m whipping up this review on a Thursday morning, and they’ve already added a handful of new stories today. The view counts on even the latest tales are astounding: over a thousand hair fetishists have already checked out the very newest surprise haircut story.
I found a Reddit post from nearly a year ago complaining about the rise of AI-generated content at HairStoryNetwork, and I can sympathize with those lamentations. It’s become an issue everywhere, and while the quality of machine writing has definitely improved in recent months, it’s still not as good as the real human stuff. I do appreciate that they now have an AI Written tag, so you can avoid the robot writers if you’d prefer. There’s even a convenient slider to strip them from your search results with a single click.
Thousands of Stories About Cutting Hair
Some of the deepest-niche fetish sites out there really surprise me with their popularity. The sissy hypnosis niche comes to mind, because it’s something you rarely hear mentioned in conversation or on the front page of your average Pornhub knockoff, but the sites that specialize in it have unexpectedly huge libraries and fan bases. Likewise with the horny hair-cutting enthusiasts of HairStoryNetwork, who have filled this collection with over 4300 stories to date.
If you’re as new to the niche as I am, it might be difficult for figure out where to dig in. I didn’t have a particular sub-niche of hair stories in mind for my fap sesh, so I pulled up the currently Most Read stories at Hair Story Network. I can’t say I was surprised when none of the top tales had that AI Written tag.
The very most popular story right now is a little something called The Vacation Haircut. Well, perhaps I shouldn’t call it “little”, because it’s about 12,000 words, which borders on novella length at around 48 paperback pages. A length filter would be useful for the trichophilia fans in the mood for a quickie, though I’m often a sucker for a good, epic-length bit of deep-niche erotica.
The Vacation Haircut is a very well-written yarn told from the perspective of a dude on vacay with his wife, naturally. A female barber cuts his hair shorter than usual in the opening scene, wifey watching on in approval. She wasn’t expecting a trim herself, but the barber talks her into it. “Slowly, deliberately, the barber closed the blades and a three-inch section of dark hair silently fell onto the white cape, creating a wide gap in Jane’s perfect pageboy.” That’s some damn fine wordsmithing!
As the story progresses, more customers arrive and get their hair cut. To the untrained eye, much of HairStoryNetwork’s material won’t even read as fetish content or even erotica. To me, the sheer level of detail to this one gives it away, especially during the actual hair-cutting sequences. Halfway through, the couple go back home, only for Jane to feel a strong draw back to their vacation barber.
Getting Kinky with Hair Story Network
I spend my days wank testing some of the freakiest, most depraved websites on the internet, and frankly, I’ve grown accustomed to extra kinky content. With that in mind, I went looking for something a bit more explicit. I didn’t have to search far and wide, because another one of HairStoryNetwork.com’s most popular hair stories is called The Arrangement – A Sex Slave’s Makeover.
There’s a little note at the top saying this story was commissioned by a fan, which is often a recipe for some uniquely deep fetishism. It’s another first-person tale, the narrator a bank receptionist looking to impress a web app developer, Josh, who worked with the branch. The intro does a great job setting the stage: our heroine is a little awkward and shy, but a romance soon blooms.
After a dinner date, Josh sends a driver to pick up our lead and bring her back to his mansion. There’s some 50 Shades of Gray discussion about his complex tastes and what he’d like out of her. “Just a haircut and maybe a little cosmetic work and you’d be perfect,” he explains.
I thought dude was going to do the trim himself, but no, there’s a limo ride to a salon called The Razor’s Edge. As with the story I’d sampled earlier, there’s an incredible amount of detail when we get to the actual hair cutting. After shaving that pretty head to the scalp, the kink level jumps up even higher. “Tanya positioned her vaginal lips over my now hairless head and began grinding against it. I was still coming to grips with my recent depilation and didn’t have the strength to fight back as Tanya continued to grind over my head and face.”
HairStoryNetwork.com is not the kind of site I could recommend to just any random masturbator in need of a quick tug, but it’s easily the first platform I’d recommend if you’re into hair cutting and written erotica. I was impressed by the extensive catalog, the range of material, as well as the noticeably high quality of the writing, especially among the more popular pieces. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam at all today, but I’d still recommend throwing a few bucks in the donation hat if you’re into this kind of material. Hair Story Network is truly a one-of-a-kind collection, so where would you even go if they closed up shop?
