Within moments of landing at Shorts.xxx today, I’d gawked at a sexy Indian chick showing her ass, an amateur cutie grinding her pussy against her camera, a sexy Latina getting her face splooged on, and a blue-haired alt girl coming out of her dress and into her birthday suit. The joint quickly lived up to its name, as the clips were both short and worthy of a triple X rating. Considering how blown out our attention spans have gotten in recent years, it just might be the perfect setup for the modern, ADHD-addled masturbator.
Shorts.xxx is a TikTok-style porn platform, serving up an instant and steady stream of naughty little loops. The site gets close to half a million visitors a month, which ain’t bad at all given the growing volume of competition in this niche. As addictive as the real TikTok can be if you’re into viral dances, pop psychology bullshit, conspiracy theories and adorable animals, the setup here is much more conducive to a quick fap session on your lunch break. I’ve been up for a few hours now and haven’t whacked off yet, so let’s see how well this quickie porno machine can fix my blue balls.
It's Not an App, It Just Feels That Way
Unless you’re well into the grandpa age range, I have to assume you’ve at least tried TikTok or one of its clones by now. Shorts XXX is going to look wildly familiar to most internet users at this point, because they do a hell of a job mimicking the TikTok interface. Every modern website is mobile friendly, but
this one really does feel like a mobile app, complete with the usual set of social media buttons along the side. Tap your finger to like, favorite, share or comment on your favorite posts.
One of the greatest things about the format is the swiping. It helps make the real TikTok as addictive as crack, and it does that here, too. More importantly for masturbators, though, the one-fingered interface makes for some easy single-handed fapping. I did run into a minor glitch trying to swipe with the trackpad on my MacBook, which would skip a few vids each time. Use your thumb on mobile, but I’d recommend just using the up and down buttons if you’re shaking your dick at your laptop today.
I also had a little bit of trouble with the audio button in the corner of the Shorts XXX interface. For some reason, it just wasn’t always clickable. I thought the problem was just that certain vids didn’t have audio, but refreshing the page often seemed to fix it, making that button accessible again. Overall, it wasn’t a huge issue, but it was a mild annoyance, especially when I stumbled onto clips that were right up my perverted alley.
I’m not sure if the Like button works exactly the same as it does at TikTok, where they’re analyzing your choices, feeding their algorithm and serving up your ideal content to keep you from setting your phone down ever again. Still, I tapped the screen to express my approval for squirting brunettes, booty-shaking blondes, naked tatted goth girls and a gorgeous redhead getting fingercuffed by a couple big dicks.
OnlyFans Girls Posting Original Amateur Content
A lot of you probably put this together from everything else I already told you, but
Shorts.xxx carries a beautiful range of shortform porno, mostly amateur. The models here are largely the social media sluts of platforms like OnlyFans and Fansly, putting out vertical quickies to get their fans all hot and bothered. If you end up with a porn crush, check out the girl’s Creator page, because they typically contain links to their socials, where you’ll find even more X-rated content.
A lot of these sites are just posting recycled content that they scraped from other platforms. One thing I really love about Shorts XXX is that the Creators section really does feature a ton of OnlyFans models posting their original content. Based on the traffic, it seems more and more creators are becoming aware of the site, which should mean an ever-increasing volume of homebrew pornography popping up for the foreseeable future. With no upload dates listed anywhere, I can’t tell you exactly how fast the stash is growing, but it’s a safe bet that these girls are adding material pretty much non-stop.
The first wave of TikTok-style porn sites to hit the web often dropped the ball when it came to tagging. If you were in the mood for something particular, you’d have to go digging for it. Well, I’m happy to report that Shorts XXX does a much better job organizing the stash than similar platforms. There’s an extensive menu of keywords that covers all the basics and more, from Asian to Big Ass to Cowgirl to Doggystyle.
That menu also lists content numbers, which was my first clue as to the sheer size and scope of the library here. I can’t quite give you the exact count, but there are thousands upon thousands of short porn clips to gawk at. I see around 2600 vids in the Ass aisle alone, another couple thou filed under Pussy, and nearly 3K with Tits. Aisles like Anal, Flashing, Latina, and Public have hundreds of entries each, so you shouldn’t have any issue treating your blue balls today.
I clicked my way to the Shorts XXX Sucking section, where I swiped through vids of lesbians with lollipops, outdoor blowjobs, cock suck seshes in the car, interracial BBC breakfasts, and plenty of POV oral tomfoolery. There’s no Download button baked into the interface, but I found I could save anything I wanted just by right-clicking on the video. Collectors, go ahead and stock up while you’re here.
A Non-Stop Onslaught of Dirty Little Movies
I pulled up the current trending videos at Shorts XXX and was immediately treated to a feed of pretty girls flashing their titties, jiggling their butts, spreading their cheeks and diddling their skittles. There are big-boobed mamas squeezing those jugs together, chicks stripping out of their lingerie, and women fucking their partners in cowgirl, doggy, and elaborate girl-on-girl 69s. Nice!
I found a Mexican MILF playing with herself and followed the link back to her Shorts.xxx Creator page. Prettyanpetite has uploaded a dozen little clips to the site, earning herself thousands of views and a growing number of fans. Her Reddit link features a nice spread of still photos, and I’m now considering signing up for her OnlyFans. The short previews are fucking fantastic, so I’m itching to find out what $5.60 gets me; OnlyFans is skimpy with previews, but it says she’s got nearly a thousand bits of Media so far.
The fact that so many models are using the platform to promote their more premium content easily elevates Shorts XXX above so many of their competitors. Almost all of the Creators I checked out had posted their material themselves, and larger stashes are just a couple clicks away. This is probably going to make my monthly OnlyFans bill even higher than it is now, but hey, I love supporting these beautiful homemade pornstars!
As I wrap up this writeup, I’m gawking at the feed of the newest clips on the site. There’s a pretty consistent level of quality you don’t always get with the everything-goes Pornhub imitators, and I didn’t see any ugly girls being boring on camera. To the contrary, it was basically a non-stop stream of Asian beauties in nylons, beach girls fingering themselves, big-ass mamas twerking naked, and kinky babes with big butt plugs fully plugged in. Man, I have a feeling I’m going to be here all day—or at least until I cum!
Shorts.xxx is one of my favorite TikTok porn sites for a couple reasons, the first being the sheer volume and variety of DIY porno in the catalog. The interface is as sleek, engaging and addictive as any good TikTok imitator, but they do a much better job than most tagging the content so you deviates can find the freaky shit that gets you off the hardest. The whole thing is free, and with my adblocker running, I didn’t even see any spam at all today. If you’re looking for a quick fap and want to keep at least one hand free, check this joint out.
