I'm here to talk about czechhotties.com! Since the name is pretty vague, I'm here to explain that czechhotties.com deals with Czech lesbians. You know, really horny Euro bitches with fingers and fuck toys logged deep inside their wet holes.
The scenes look fucking lit, and from what I can tell, czechhotties.com belongs to a huge porn network. Big dick energy! All good signs, but I need to deal with details. Stay fucking tuned!
I love them video trailers
The moment I load the motherfucker, the video trailer starts playing automatically. I see this nasty Euro MILF with huge and natural knockers and I'm like, sure I'm staying. The video continues to show pairs of lezzies fingering and licking, as well as solo chicks fingering their assholes. Looks amateur to me, but the quality of the vids says otherwise. I'm fucking intrigued.
When it comes to the site's design, and yeah, I want to talk about that, you get a site with a proper logo. It's not easy to find proper logos these days. I know you might not give a fuck, but for me, it feels like I've been standing my whole life and I have finally sat down. Fucking relief!
It feels like someone paid for this shit, and honestly, that gives me hope. That said, I’m sure there’s some crap hiding under the rug I’ll end up calling out, ‘cause nothing’s perfect. We’ll get to that fuckery soon enough.
All exclusive videos
Yes, I choose to talk about exclusive videos offered here on czechhotties.com. When content is exclusive, it means that you can't find the exact same scenes featuring the exact same hoes. Yeah, that shit adds serious value to any smut, and czechhotties.com ain't an exception.
The whole filthy operation’s tied to the Puba network, which, yeah, sounds like some dumbass cartoon about jungle animals where Puba’s a magical tiger with a goddamn backstory. Fuck it, name aside, these motherfuckers know how to sling cunt, titties, and asshole like pros. People ride Puba’s dick hard, and Puba fucks them back with love. They know porn, they live porn, and they sure as shit shoot porn that makes my cock twitch. Good!
Everyone loves lesbians
I chose to talk about the goddamn Puba network and porn exclusivity ‘cause I don’t know what the fuck else to say about lesbian porn. It’s not like anything mind-blowing goes down in that pussy-on-pussy shit you haven’t already seen ten thousand fucking times.
Chicks lick each other’s wet cunts, shove dildos and fists up their dripping fuckholes, finger each other ‘til someone squirts, then cuddle and moan like it’s some sensual soap opera with strap-ons. Ain’t exactly raw and hardcore, but people still beat their dicks raw to it. Hey, good for them!
I call bullshit, though. Double fucking standards. You mention gay porn with dudes sucking dick and half the room starts gagging like someone dropped a used tampon in their cereal. Show two hottie cunts munching each other’s clits and suddenly everyone’s rock-hard and ready to cum. Dudes love it. Chicks love it. Even those dick-hungry twinks can’t say no to some girl-on-girl scene.
If you ask me, that's because porn keeps shoving the hot lezzies down our throats. You know, long blonde hair, big bouncing tits, tight pink pussy polished for camera close-ups. Not the real rough bitches with fuzzy heads, nose rings, and a fuck-you stare that could melt a dildo. Those bitches don’t get screen time, but that’s a rant for another goddamn day.
I think Puba is lit, but...
As I've said, I call bullshit. You see, czechhotties.com is not fucking transparent. It doesn't show you its stash of videos. I can't fucking access the library, and that’s ‘cause I’m not a member yet.
I respect that, but come the fuck on! This ain’t my first goddamn rodeo! Plenty of other paysites out there show free trailers for each scene, throw in the fucking dates, titles, all that shit. Czechhotties.com wants to play the mysterious little cunt. I can’t tell you jack shit about how often they drop new lezzie scenes. Not cool, motherfucker! Not fucking cool.
That's what happens when you have these huge porn networks. This Puba motherfucker actually has around 70 websites under its dick, and when something like that happens, the network relies on its size. It doesn't have to grab you by the balls and beg for you to pay.
Once again, respect, but just imagine a poor motherfucker randomly stumbling on czechhotties.com. The average fuck’s got the attention span of a brain-dead goldfish with a dildo stuck in its mouth. You’d think Puba, being the veteran cock-slinger it is, would fucking know better.
Let's zoom out for a second
First things fucking first. I already told you that Puba sounds like some zoo-themed bullshit, and these crazy motherfuckers actually slapped a monkey head on their goddamn logo. I know this fucked-up industry so well I could read the dirty minds of the dickheads who run these sites while jerking off with my eyes closed! I’m straight-up nailing it to the fucking wall! Go ahead, throw me a standing ovation while your cock’s still in your hand!
I check that Puba shit out and it turns out that it's an award-winning network that has snagged the Xbiz awards for the best new adult site and the scene of the year. I would've loved a link to that best masterpiece, but honestly, I’ve probably already jerked off to it ten times by now. I know this game too well.
When you have these entire porn networks, at least you fucking know you get a shitload of videos and regular updates. I mean, czechhotties.com might not be big. I don't think it is, and I could bet my left ball that it doesn't do regular updates, but in this particular case, it doesn't even matter. You'll have something new to wank off to every day even if czechhotties.com turns out to be a lazy little cunt.
Pricing time
I don't think that I have to remind you that you unlock the entire Puba network which holds around 70 sites in total once you pay for czechhotties.com. It doesn't get any better.
You can buy the trial version. In that case, you get limited access, but it's a nice way to test the waters. The price of the trial is $1 and it unlocks czechhotties.com for two days. The price of the proper, monthly membership is $29.97. I think we can all agree that the price is a bargain considering all the shit you get for your money. You don’t have to be a genius to figure that shit out!
Finally, the price of the full annual access is $65. I have to remind you once again that you get HD videos, exclusive shit, as well as daily updates. I've checked out a couple of other sites belonging to Puba, and I've seen Nicole Aniston's and Asa Akira's official websites there. Of course, the site is also packed with anal, Latinas, Euro whores, threesomes...anything you could ever think of.
This was a rocky ride
Czechhotties.com ain’t perfect. You know it. I know it. Even that Puba motherfucker knows it. The site’s a little cunt when it comes to transparency. You don’t get to peek at the full video library unless you throw your money on the table.
You don't get a clear list of scenes, no damn update schedule, and barely any info unless you’re a paying motherfucker. That shit’s annoying, especially when other porn sites at least give you trailers, timestamps, and a rough idea of what kind of pussy parade you’re paying for.
Despite that sloppy shit, this site still earns its stripes. I say that simply because once you’re in, you’re getting full-blown access to the entire Puba network, and that beast has around 70 porn sites stuffed with exclusive content, big-name sluts, HD scenes, and more tits and cocks than your hard drive can handle. I goddamn talk about premium fuckery with bitches like Nicole Aniston and Asa Akira, Euro hoes, anal queens, Latina thots, and lesbian sluts going deep in each other's dripping cunts.
It’s exclusive, it’s high-quality, and it updates often enough to keep your dick drained. Also, with prices like $1 for two days, $29.97 monthly, or just $65 a year, it’s affordable as hell. So yeah, czechhotties.com might play coy like a tight-assed tease, but once you get inside, it’s a full pussy craze backed by a motherfucking porn empire. It's definitely worth the dough.
